Dark Souls Pick up lines.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:27 pm

    EeAyEss wrote:Have you tried "prostration?"

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:36 pm

    This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:39 pm

    All the ladies quiver when they see how well I can place my large arrow

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by The Letter X on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:40 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

    Only when holding with both hands!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:47 pm

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    skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

    Only when holding with both hands!

    I have to say this sounds like less a pick up line than a precursor to self-gratification..


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:50 pm

    Maybe that guy has to convince himself

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EeAyEss on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:51 pm

    I'm as mysterious as the dark side of Pendant, and stronger than Tarkus. As my many victims can say, I'm good with my fingers...


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by The Letter X on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:51 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:
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    skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

    Only when holding with both hands!

    I have to say this sounds like less a pick up line than a precursor to self-gratification..

    I honestly have no idea what I was aiming to achieve with that statement. It just made sense Dark Souls wise.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:53 pm

    I think mine started the self gratification imagery winking

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by The Letter X on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:56 pm

    My last post stands. lol!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:00 pm

    Fair enough.Lol

    Here, take this Cloranthy ring. You'll need a lot of stamina to handle this

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:26 am

    I think you'll find that my washing pole causes bleeding.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by WaLKA on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:21 am

    I'm going to hammer you like Andre of Astora.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:55 am

    Take my large divine ember and hammer on it.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:26 am

    Something like this has most likely been said but...

    Let's spend the night in a Bed of Chaos.'

    I can give you a better ride than anyone who's used Green Blossom.

    If you hold my Dragon Tooth i'm gonna Rock your world.

    You'll probably need some Divine Blessings... Because imma invade your Forest.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Gambs_the_Grey on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:53 am

    I have a great club.. If I summon you, would you give me your vow of silence or would you seek guidance ?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by bloodpixel on Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:37 am

    I can't believe this thread is still alive lol.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:03 am

    Best thread NA.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by IIdoneus on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:39 am

    You may be a big woman, but you are still Smoughking hot to me.

    Would you like to Havel my babies?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:58 am

    You are my god.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:08 am

    But I'm no different from those vile creatures… I was driven by conceit…
    Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it?
    Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EeAyEss on Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:45 am

    I'm like a crystal weapon. Use me for a short time for above average performance, or put a ring on me and I'll stay with you till death. Again and again.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by WaLKA on Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:53 am

    I hope you like riding crops baby, 'cause I'm borrowing the Fat Official's to tap dat ***.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:39 am

    Hey baby hows about you and me take my short sword+2 and make it into a long sword+12.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:06 pm

    For girls to use:
    Is that an eggheaad or are you just happy to see me? silly
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