Dark Souls Pick up lines.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Carphil on Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:08 pm

    Ghadis_God wrote:Be still. Entrust thine flesh to me.

    best one imo


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Emergence on Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:14 pm

    Off Topic Section.

    Busting male gamer stereotypes one thread at a time.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:34 pm

    E, you'ven't seen a thing yet.

    Ever wonder how a hollow is made?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Ahhotep1 on Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:46 pm

    Ok, Boys....how about some Class AND Creativity here. I know its tough but I know you can meet the challenge! cheers

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:03 am

    Hi my name is ######, care to co-op some time?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:15 am

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:31 am

    Want to share an Estus with me?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:00 am

    You spark the ascended flame in my heart and make me harder than Iron Flesh(pyromancy ftw)


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:02 am

    I can stroke your skull lantern for you.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:04 am

    Acidic_Cook wrote:I can stroke your skull lantern for you twisted .
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:07 am

    My endurance level is 99, if you catch my drift


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:08 am

    Be wary. My touch is extreme.

    I give the best heated touch; Want to have a pink glow in your eyes? Possibly cheeks too.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:59 am

    Grab your flask love, you've pulled.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:55 am

    I am terrible at killing with a rapier. I prefer to use my mail breaker... Closer with a spec of Critical Thurst greater than any.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:00 pm

    Class you say?

    Your eyes are as radiant as a the light of a hundred prism stones

    Your skin is as fair as an ivory catalyst, but more enchanting by far

    Note: these are not funny in the least

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:03 pm

    You've a soul as refined as diamonds, my dear. And a wit more fiery than chaos flame.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:57 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:Give me something warm and soft and I'll give you a surprise winking

    Easily the funniest one.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:18 pm

    Jolly co-operation is such a strong word. Can't we just take it slow?

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Demon Slayer on Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:31 pm

    Hey want see my Greatsword?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:14 pm

    What up what up what up! Let me get those digits so I can orange soapstone you later


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:33 pm

    I heard the Dusk Dress is usually known to suffocate people; Want to be a little more loose?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EeAyEss on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:31 pm

    Have you tried "prostration?"


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:19 pm

    There are already four kings in your abyss, got room for one more?

    My weapon is broken, would you mind rubbing some repair powder on it?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:35 pm

    ...did....did...did you necro this thread?

    On Topic...

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Slarg232 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:31 pm

    You know, I might have to try some of these when I go back to college.
    They might get a laugh out of some of the girls, though the ones who understand it will automatically be keepers.


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