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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 am

    Wanna ride on my Bed of Chaos? Cant believe someone hasnt done a BoC related line yet.


    I'll stick my branch in you silly <--- two tree puns in one.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 am

    Come to the abyss to see my primodial serpent.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 2:57 am

    Wanna feed my Primordial Serpent?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 2:58 am

    Baby I'd walk on lava just to see your Izalith


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 3:01 am

    Hey baby I'm ceaseless discharge. Wanna see if I live up to my name?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 3:04 am

    (the after of all these puns) hey look. I just went to see Ingward and... Well, the thing is I'm cursed. You may want to get a purging stone.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 3:08 am

    ^lol

    Baby, We'll need a great hollow for protection.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 3:13 am

    Leme just explore your valley, ya know, to check for drakes.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 3:14 am

    Wanna be slammed by my great club?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 3:16 am

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Revoltage on Mon May 21, 2012 3:33 am

    I have some resin...want to buff my weapon for me?

    You're gonna need a very large divine weapon to get through my catacombs. 8)

    You have the figure of the Asylum Demon in all the right places.

    Gwynevere can't compete with you, you're the true goddess.

    I want to put my sword in your bottomless box.


    ugh ಠ_ಠ I'm pretty sure these are all terrible haha


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Rynn on Mon May 21, 2012 3:54 am

    I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by NedroidPrime on Mon May 21, 2012 4:04 am

    I hope I don't get warned for it....

    Hey baby, wanna get f**ked like the Bed of Chaos?

    Yeah, not as smooth as in my head, lol
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Federally on Mon May 21, 2012 5:25 am

    Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

    Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 5:30 am

    Federally wrote:
    Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

    Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

    I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Rynn on Mon May 21, 2012 5:32 am

    DoughGuy wrote:
    Federally wrote:
    Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

    Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

    I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.
    I don't think pickup lines are really my cup of tea. They make me roll my eyes and walk the other way.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 5:40 am

    Are you sure? Cause my primordial serpent wants to see you.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Mon May 21, 2012 5:42 am

    This thread is just oozing class.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Federally on Mon May 21, 2012 6:02 am

    Rynn wrote:
    DoughGuy wrote:
    Federally wrote:
    Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

    Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

    I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.
    I don't think pickup lines are really my cup of tea. They make me roll my eyes and walk the other way.

    Of course pickup lines are terrible, but a Dark Souls line really should be viewed in a different light!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 9:59 am

    This isn't a pickup line per se, more like an after the fact "sharing with the guys" story:

    I finally got a date with that girl I was eying after wearing some ring. She thought I was her sister which was weird but man.....did she suck out the blightpus!








    Pretty sure I crossed a line there

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 10:00 am

    The followers are gonna get you lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 10:02 am

    Eingyi started it

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Extertionist on Mon May 21, 2012 10:05 am

    I don't always use a straight sword, but when I do, it goes right up your backside.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Mon May 21, 2012 10:23 am

    roses are red violets are blue, i have a bandit knife...get in the van


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 10:26 am

    ^Thats one of the few pickup lines that work on any girl.


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