Dark Souls Pick up lines.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Tue May 22, 2012 5:03 pm

    I'll plunge into your painted world
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by fearandwhiskey on Tue May 22, 2012 11:40 pm

    Do you want to touch my summon sign?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Tue May 22, 2012 11:41 pm

    fearandwhiskey wrote:Do you want to touch my summon sign?

    Yes, I do!
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Tue May 22, 2012 11:42 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:Farmer Tarkus catches the gaze of a female across Firelink and casually walks over. Dropping a small warm pebble on his foot he looks (Dark) Soulfully into her eyes and says:






    "It didn't shriek......it must be safe to fall for me."
    Winner! We have a winner!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 11:46 pm

    Twas pretty fantastic.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 11:51 pm

    And the winner recieves... a lovely date with Gwyndolin in the Tomb of Gwyn, where you'll have a nice moonlit walk and then a romantic dinner.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Tue May 22, 2012 11:51 pm

    Take it Skare, she's pretty!

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 11:52 pm

    And has a great set of legs!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue May 22, 2012 11:54 pm

    Great sets* of legs.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 11:56 pm

    And a very nice tail big grin (I'm an *** man IRL, seriously that's why I like prisc so much lol! )


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:00 am

    God everyone on the forum is in love with Pris, her body, her tail, her feet.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 12:01 am

    >_> can you blame a guy? It also helps that she asks you kindly to leave, painting her a bit like a shrinking violet.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:03 am

    lol I see it more as throwing you out the door. I mean how was I supposed to know jumping off would take me home? Every other place I jump off kills me.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Wed May 23, 2012 12:04 am

    I do not love the crossbreed. I said it, give me a negative!

    I prefer my own, thank you very much!
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed May 23, 2012 12:04 am

    Personally, I actually have a crush on Quelaana. Looks are great and all, but her personality... That's where the money's at.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Forum Pirate on Wed May 23, 2012 12:04 am

    You are all terrible people.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by User on Wed May 23, 2012 12:05 am

    Thank You.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed May 23, 2012 12:06 am

    In what sense? In the "You are all a bunch of horny weirdos" sense, or the "You have a crush on an animated sprite" sense.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 12:08 am

    Every man is allowed 3 media crushes

    Aisha Clan-Clan
    Crossbreed Priscilla
    *free spot*

    I decided to change my avatar to something more hot-blooded because I've been watching alot of anime again.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:10 am

    Probably both Ima.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed May 23, 2012 12:15 am

    And speaking of avatar changes...

    Dough, why did you change yours? I miss the "They see me rollin'"


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 12:16 am

    CHANGE AVATARS! (if anyone gets this they get a free cookie)


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:17 am

    @Ima I needed to celebrate LoD. WHen I get to 4000 posts I will change it back. @Cloud the Noble Knights already have cookies, thats how we bribed Viral.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 12:20 am

    >_> then free red velvet cupcakes from my stash!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:23 am

    Crap we just ran out of cupcakes!


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