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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue May 22, 2012 2:00 am

    Wanna se my sunlight spear? You need two free slots if your gonna use it though.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 4:28 am

    Not even pick up lines anymore.

    What's with the plague on the forums? In the last few weeks strange innuendos and sexual stories have been spreading like syphilis. Tolvo has been lax in his posting, the world is in chaos.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue May 22, 2012 4:39 am

    I blame myself for provoking Amos into starting it.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by bloodpixel on Tue May 22, 2012 4:40 am

    Are you a pyromancer? Because you are smoking hot.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 4:42 am

    DoughGuy- Now that I can get behind (pun intended). Blaming people for something that they shouldn't be blamed for is what I do.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue May 22, 2012 4:44 am

    lol it went like this
    Amos - Going out to celebrate my engagementtonight
    Me - Have fun winking
    Amos - Oh I did winking
    And then all hell broke loose


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by barrywilkins on Tue May 22, 2012 7:55 am

    so...when was the last time someone fell down your great hollow?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 8:44 am

    Actually over the past few days I've been posting a bit more, but I'll probably fade a bit more away again.

    *Dark Hands a random woman in a bar*

    "Come on, let's skip this phase and move onto the fun one!"
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Tue May 22, 2012 9:00 am

    Brilliant work guys. Though I imagine this one was done before but

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 11:19 am

    Wanna find my Pygmy?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue May 22, 2012 11:27 am

    On the dance floor:
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 11:43 am

    "I've got the rite of kindling, your heart!"

    Not sure why, but this is reminding me of my Dragonball Z Bar story.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Tue May 22, 2012 12:03 pm

    hey witch of izalith introduce me to your naughty dauthers!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by meridam99 on Tue May 22, 2012 12:19 pm

    Funny, but this is off-topic, moving thread!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Tue May 22, 2012 12:22 pm

    DoughGuy wrote:lol it went like this
    Amos - Going out to celebrate my engagementtonight
    Me - Have fun winking
    Amos - Oh I did winking
    And then all hell broke loose

    Haha - that was the beginning of all the sex stories :L

    Well at leas the beginning of us telling them silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 12:43 pm

    Hey there, how'd you like to ride my crow?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Tue May 22, 2012 12:50 pm

    No way am I putting that Large club inside of me, I might catch something!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 12:54 pm

    Are we just going straight to innuendos now?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Tue May 22, 2012 1:21 pm

    ^^ Yep!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Tue May 22, 2012 2:01 pm

    in your endo!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Tue May 22, 2012 4:46 pm

    Wanna see my special starting gift baby?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 4:48 pm

    My key works on all sorts of doors 8)


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Tue May 22, 2012 4:53 pm

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue May 22, 2012 4:54 pm

    Is that humanity writhing just below the surface or are you happy to see me?

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue May 22, 2012 5:00 pm

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