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    Just for lulz...

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue May 01, 2012 8:38 am

    Playing DkS the other day, and while talking to Domnhall, it hit me. Some of these NPCs could actually make for some pretty appropriate modern-day teachers.

    Example: Domnhall - Economics
    Andre - Shop Class
    Dusk - Finishing School
    Rickert - Douchebaggerry 101
    Ingward - English Renaissance Lit
    Logan - just a big nerd; I suspect he'd teach some mind-meltingly hard class
    Patches - wouldn't teach a thing; would just troll about the campus keying cars and slashing tires
    Siegmeyer - Geography (he's all over that map)
    Alvina - Speech (if you could overlook the fact that you're being taught by a carnivorous feline)
    Reah - Sunday School

    Again, this isn't a serious thread so just play around with as you will, or excoriate me for writing something really dumb. Enjoy.
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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by Shkar on Tue May 01, 2012 9:25 am

    I think Siegmeyer would teach something more along the lines of Politics. He always manages to spin everything he says to seem polite and keeps his words from making you look down on him.


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by ARSP on Tue May 01, 2012 9:30 am

    I nominate Petrus for Theology

    And Quelana for Tutoring


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by White Mamba on Tue May 01, 2012 9:32 am

    Undead merchant would be the creepy Janitor
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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue May 01, 2012 9:33 am

    White Mamba wrote:Undead merchant would be the creepy Janitor

    Don't be a nitwit.
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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by ARSP on Tue May 01, 2012 9:36 am

    The Crest fallen warrior could be an security guard.

    I'd put Quelaan or Anastacia of Astora for School nurse

    Eingyi will be Quelaan Assistant

    Oscar for Principal


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue May 01, 2012 9:57 am

    Havel and Maneater Mildred would be boys and girls Physical Education
    Beatrice could be gymnastics coach (since she can walk the Abyss......much harder than a balance beam)
    Seath as the Science Teacher (just be careful with the frogs he brings in to dissect.......and then mutate into Octopus monsters)
    Smough as the School Disciplinarian and Ornstein as the Truant Officer (and there's always kids whispering about what they do outside of school)

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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by ARSP on Tue May 01, 2012 11:04 am

    Weare slowly staffing DKS HS or university


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Wed May 02, 2012 9:27 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:Havel and Maneater Mildred would be boys and girls Physical Education.

    Sorry i think mildred would be better as the lunch lady winking


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by Carphil on Wed May 02, 2012 9:30 pm

    I wonder what would Solaire teach silly


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    Re: Just for lulz...

    Post by ARSP on Wed May 02, 2012 10:09 pm

    Solaire would be run the Community Service Club or he would be the guy who makes sure poeple do their community service


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