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    Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Buggy Virus on Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:25 pm

    They are obviously soiling themselves when they die. That's the item you are picking up.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Carphil on Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:40 pm

    hahahaha


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Wade_Wilson on Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:25 pm

    Ew.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:55 pm

    If you check them out and compare them to the dung pies that they drop you'll notice that the hue of both is very similar, as is the texture if both. Suspiciously similar, in fact.

    So what the dung pies may be after all is just a chunk of their flesh.

    You're fighting living, breathing dung pies.

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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:53 pm

    ^ ...I barfed.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Leeroy_Jenkins on Mon May 21, 2012 11:16 pm

    But they themselves are not poisonous while the dung pies are.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon May 21, 2012 11:23 pm

    Necrobump! Their clubs are poisonous, their crap is toxic. Perhaps the stuff that makes their clubs poisonous is their crap. Its not toxic as it is smeared slightly and not as much is passed on upon contact.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 12:19 am

    Greatest thread ever!


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Leeroy_Jenkins on Tue May 22, 2012 12:42 am

    I bet those pesky mosquitoes are the primary cause of spreading diseases they get around.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by PlasticandRage on Tue May 22, 2012 1:36 am

    The best part about it is, not only do you pick them up, but you then throw them at other people.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:40 am

    Some people even sell them!


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by PlasticandRage on Tue May 22, 2012 1:43 am

    Or Snuggly. She rewards you for dropping a "warm, soft" pile of poo into her nest.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:44 am

    There's something vaguely disgusting in that post. Other than the poo bit, of course.


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by PlasticandRage on Tue May 22, 2012 1:47 am

    The real question is what she wants it so badly for? What's she plan on doing with it?


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    Re: Barbarian's Dung Pies

    Post by Buggy Virus on Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:04 pm

    PlasticandRage wrote:The real question is what she wants it so badly for? What's she plan on doing with it?

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