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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:25 pm

    That movie never gets old. Ever. It's one of those rare movies like the original Vacation that just gets better and better every time you watch it.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:40 pm

    I LOVE LAMP!

    And yes it is, it's the same with me for Kung Fu Hustle and Inception.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Rockstar2112 on Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:00 pm

    Sir, I salute you. That looks *** painful.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:55 pm

    It wasn't like a gentile massage. That's for sure.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Yarxov on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:53 am

    You say you Fell?
    Are you sure it wasn't an arrow?
    (sorry couldn't resist xD)


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:23 am

    I used to not be able to resist like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:38 am

    PlasticandRage wrote:Possibly my worst war wound ever. I really mangled myself on a hike this
    afternoon. I'm warning you now: this is NOT for those with weak stomachs
    or fragile sensibilities. I just got 22 stitches if that's any
    indicator. The sight of it made me feel worse than the injury itself.
    It's that bad.

    Before hospital

    After hospital

    I slipped down a rock and caught my knee on something sharp. I'm not entirely sure what. It happened pretty fast.
    Your epid--never mind, your muscles are showing.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:08 am

    Suuuuuper necro bump. Yeah, what's really gross is that I actually touched them for a minute before I realized it. Ya know how when you hurt yourself really bad, you kinda don't feel it immediately? Sort of like shock, but not quite. Well maybe it is just shock? I'm not sure. At any rate, I slipped and fell, and my knee was numb and sort of throbbing at the same time, so like any normal person I start rubbing it. That's when I felt the huge skin fold start to slide back and forth. Recalling the feeling is actually making me feel a little sick all over again. It was so gross.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:52 am

    Great Lampa Ray of Santa Fe, that's a serious *** gash!

    Hat's off to you man, the worst injury I've ever experienced was a 2nd degree sunburn....over 80% of my body....


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:58 am

    Well I guess some of us are more accident prone than others. I spend a lot of time backpacking and mountaineering too, at least when I'm not bogged down with school work like the last year or so. The more time you spend doing something that has the potential to make you tired and be dangerous the more likely you are to hurt yourself I think


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:22 am

    How's the scar looking these days?

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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:29 am

    Surprisingly not that bad at all. They had me put this cream on it after the stitches came out, that I guess they prescribe for surgical scars post-op, and it worked great. It's really faint. Kinda just looks like I'd been leaning on something with an odd shape and it left an odd shaped indent, like when you sleep on the seams of your pillow and wake up with indented lines all over your face. Actually the one on my chest from when I was like 5 is way worse.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:29 am

    Plastic, your tribe name is Brave Knee Scrapper.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:41 am

    Did you save the chunk that came off?

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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:21 pm

    I don't think I lost too too much. My knee is pretty much the same shape it was before. At least it looks a lot like the other one. I think most of it stayed attached t the skin. It was a pretty gnarly flap.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:15 pm

    You just had the flap placed back and stitched?
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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:16 pm

    Well it was a little bit more than that. They had to clean it all out, and I had some internal stitches too, and then I had to take these crazy antibiotics that made me sick to protect it from infections, but other than that, yeah, my understanding is that they pretty much just pulled the meat back over it and stitched it up. I wasn't watching. They had me on a demerol drip, and some kind of sedative, and I was pretty out of it. I had to get tetanus shots afterwards too because the metal that cut me was all rusty and dirty.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:21 pm

    I feel your pain. Went through similar thing last summer. Same knee, but my scar will definitely beat yours. happy
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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:36 pm

    Well now you have to tell me about it


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:41 pm

    Sorry, the story behind the incident is sealed, I shouldn't have said anything. But the injury is my right knee and the force from a big fall caused the patella to explode out from the skin. Miraculously the tendon hung on by just a hair so I didn't have to have anything foreign put in to replace it. I now have a wad of scar tissue behind my patella and a scar that looks like my knee exploded (because it did).

    Contrary to the popular saying, chicks don't dig scars, but they do spend a little more time checking me out when I'm wearing shorts than they did before.
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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:46 pm

    Do you have full range of motion?
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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:48 pm

    Ouch. I'd imagine that one didn't feel so spectacular. What's so bad about the story? Doing something you shouldn't have been? You're a secret agent aren't you? I knew it.

    Yeah it's fine. Thankfully it didn't affect the bones or any of the tendons or anything. It gets a little stiff sometimes if I'm sitting for a long time or something, but that's about it. I got really lucky in that regard. I literally just sheered the meat. It's a little bit numb right in the center of knee too, like right above the knee cap, but hey, what do I really need that for?


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:59 pm

    Yeah, mine too. The whole knee area is numb-like.

    I had this drain thing that went into my knee when I was in the hospital. Just a small tube that goes to a plastic bag that collects blood and goop. One day it was time to remove it, just a simple thing done at the bed, no need to anesthetics or painkillers, so they said. They said it would be like getting chest tubes pulled, which is a weird feeling but very quick and not very painful. So I wasn't expecting nothing.

    But the plastic tube must have been connected to that nerve that runs down your thigh by a scab or something inside my leg, because the second the surgeon tugged on it I was howling at the moon before I even realized what was happening. It felt like I had been struck by lightning, starting at the knee but it flushed through my whole body. It was so ridiculously powerful, I would have sold any secrets not to do it again. But it was only half way out, so they gave me some morphine and valium, but it didn't help at all for the second pull. The good thing was that the pain didn't stick around. Once it was over it was over, that's why I think it was just the nerve getting yanked on.

    Anyways, it was a real experience for sure.
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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:10 pm

    Wow dude. That just made me a little queasy just reading about it. The whole tubes in the body thing has never been something I've been very comfortable with. I went to visit my ex fience's mom after having heart surgery once, and she had all these tubes in chest. Made me sick just being in the room with her.


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    Re: You guys want to see something really grotesque?

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:19 pm

    Yeah, I didn't like it one bit. I just tried not to look at them or think about it.


    Its funny that while I was an inpatient I got used to needles, which I normally dread. Once I got out though, and later had to go in for one reason of another, the old fear returned as usual. I just frikin hate needles.


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