My bro learned the hard way.

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    My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:34 pm

    So my brother and I were derping around in the living room, when suddenly he asked me "whats a parry and a riposte?"
    So i said "i'll show you. Try to punch me." He takes a hearty swing at me. I knock it away
    "Parry," i said, then i punch him in the stomach "riposte"

    He learned the hard way. One must never take a careless swing.


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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Yukon on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:54 pm

    I hope you didn't have a hornet ring. If he is in the hospital now send my condolences.


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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:59 pm

    Dont worry, he's not in the hospital.

    He just, you know, might not be having kids anytime soon.


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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by DxV04 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:48 pm

    you should have been a bit more accurate and when he went to his knees you should have held on to his head and gave him the "finish him" move just so he knows.
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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:05 pm

    Lol. He's a noob so i went easy on him.


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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by DxV04 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:16 pm

    Imarreteet23 wrote:Lol. He's a noob so i went easy on him.

    lol! lol! lol! Brotherly love...
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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:22 pm

    Hospital? He used just his fists, that's only like five damage.
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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Yukon on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:24 pm

    Unless he is a dragonoid...

    Which is entirely possible, just look at his name: Imarreteet23
    That is a seriously common dragonoid name.
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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by DxV04 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:37 pm

    Yukon wrote:Unless he is a dragonoid...

    Which is entirely possible, just look at his name: Imarreteet23
    That is a seriously common dragonoid name.

    I agree, I hope he did not roar. 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴
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    Re: My bro learned the hard way.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:39 pm

    Drat, they have figured out my secret. Back to planet Drogon.


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