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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by CrackSouls on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:55 pm

    212: I'm a loser for reading every post in this topic... and laughing at most of them.
    213: Apartment of Hell (who gets that?)
    214: If you think you can jump down from somewhere, throw a Prism Stone down first.
    215: Kindle useful bonfires because they'll stay kindled in NG+.
    216: If at first you dont succeed, try try again. Or go to a different area and come back later.
    217: Indictments are a good thing.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:20 pm

    218. Fire is the greatest plaything ever invented.... If your holding it
    219. Fire is the most evil, painful idea ever in all other cases
    220. The gods think your heretics
    221. Bring marshmellows, chocolate, and Graham crackers to the kiln, you'll be there for a while
    222. All big toothed snakes tell the truth
    223. Rule 222 is a lie
    224. Contradicting yourself in not a sign of insanity
    225. Giant crows just need hugs
    226. Giant bear cats too


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Yarxov on Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:17 pm

    227: If the way looks safe, it's not.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:44 pm

    228: If the way looks dangerous, it is.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Yarxov on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:11 am

    229: Don't blink.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:46 am

    230: Never dice food while being able to view your toon in human form.
    231: Always keep bandages on hand.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Langoulk on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:51 am

    232: Dark Soulz and Gorillaz = Love + a lot of souls.

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:52 am

    233: Hospitals are for cowards.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:55 am

    234. Super glue is better than stitches

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:32 am

    235. Drinking orange juice is better than going to a doctor.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by cloudyeki on Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:25 am

    236. Insanity is defined as doing one thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.
    237. Weeds in Lordran are the roids of the world
    238. When something dies, it loses all it's weight, becomes a noodle, and develops glue-like skin
    239. If it has a tail, lop it off for a goody
    240. Death is a slap on the wrist
    241. Unless you missed your bloodstain
    242. Seath's breath is like Medusa's face
    243. If it looks cute, it can probably kill you
    244. If it looks ugly. It WILL kill you


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:39 am


    245. 243, 244, see fixed version of rule 108


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Darkstar485 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:56 am

    246. Trust that which is grossly incandescent


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Rynoa on Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:20 am

    Tolvo wrote:230: Never dice food while being able to view your toon in human form.
    231: Always keep bandages on hand.

    I'd really like to hear the story behind these rules silly

    247. Always +1 rep when someone writes "grossly incandescent" or "jolly cooperation"
    248. If Solaire didn't know better, he'd think you have feelings for him.
    249. You have feelings for Solaire
    250. If your bodyguard abandons you in the tomb of giants, he probably wishes you dead
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:58 am

    251. Accoridng to rules 248 and 249 Solaire knows better than you so listen to him.
    252. If I don't break it too badly my controller works when in 2 pieces.
    253. If you're not paying attention you will get - *dead*
    254. Ghosts are only solid when they are hitting you.
    255. Shield in front, camera looking behind.
    256. Tis but a flesh wound.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:19 am

    257 there is no wound that an estus flask can't heal

    258 Always bring your bling

    259 Abandon your covenant at Oswald of Carim for no sin

    260 If you lose all of your souls and humanity feel free to scream


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Holy_Knight on Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:03 am

    261......Every enemy is considered extremely dangerous whilst trying to retrieve your 50,000 souls and 10 humanity after dyng.

    262...Four Kings cannot be defeated on your own.

    263...Graveyad Boss (Nico??) can be defeated by placing your controller on the floor and going for a toilet break.

    264...Even though a sword is meant to be two handed - you can still do a lot of damage by only holding it with one hand.

    265....Stay away from the edge of a cliff.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by FlamingHarlekin on Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:47 am

    266 if you read all rules then welcome to Hollow land.
    267 Look Left ----->-------------->----------------->---------------->------------------------------->---------------------> Fail.
    268 Don't feel cool about your toon name, cuz where your going - you won't need it


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Deadpool on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:13 pm

    269. Seriou_much lives on this site


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:19 pm

    270: Dark Souls forces you to play on easy, and bumps up the difficulty each time you beat it. 8)
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:34 pm

    271. Dark Souls proves that "easy mode" is relative

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:36 pm

    272: Dark Souls proves that ideas such as "life" and "death" are relative.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:44 pm

    273. Dark Souls proves that spiders and lava are relatives

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:57 pm

    274. C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:05 pm

    275. There have been enough rules about contradicting yourself already.
    276. No there haven't.
    277. Dark Souls proves that bridges and seas of fire are the same thing.


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