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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:43 pm

    163: The greatest pair of breasts is in Anor Londo, they're golden and you can get a pair of your own from Domhall.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Rynoa on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:37 am

    164. Plants eat you, fake treasures eat you, infested barbarians eat you and a lot of things roast you... maybe you shouldn't roll in salt and pepper before going to Lordran.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:44 am

    Borrowing from 164.
    165. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dark Souls, for you are crunchy and good with whatevers around.
    166. Don't ragequit after dying and forget where your bloodstain was left.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Rynoa on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:51 am

    DoughGuy wrote:Borrowing from 164.
    165. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dark Souls, for you are crunchy and good with whatevers around.

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:45 am

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Robotech on Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:28 am

    167. Even if you waited 1-2 hours for a summon it is 100% certain that you
    will be summoned only when you finally decide to eat or hit the toilet.

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:51 am

    168 Ads are annoying even in Dark Souls

    169 No buys the lag excuse anymore

    170 Everyone buys the lage excuse

    171 you are allowed to contradict your self.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by reim0027 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:39 pm

    172. Read the Crest of Artorias. Heed the Crest of Artorias.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:50 pm

    Rynoa, I thought I already mentioned that moss is a dinner item.

    173. Every character in the game is ambiguous enough to be someone's hero (my hero is the flame dog spinning the giant wheel in Blighttown)

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:54 pm

    174 Don't do this , , , or when you win PVP however against a boss this is perfectly ok

    175 If see a troll attack with extreme prejudice


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Doelker on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:51 pm

    176.- always hit a chest before opening it.
    177.- always try to grab a chest with both hands


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by CountAntonius on Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:59 pm

    Patience.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by aprilmanha on Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:32 pm

    179. If you go to fight someone, if you don't have a Great Sword you will lose.
    180. If you ever get what you always wanted... you will go insane shortly after and try to kill the people who help you.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Ddg on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:22 am

    181: Sen's Fortress is full of traps. Just like Thailand!


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by kiwi_commander on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:45 pm

    182. Ask questions first, attack later
    183. Invaders can be nice people
    184. Bladder of steel required
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:58 pm

    185. Your wife and toddler don't understand the phrase "This game doesn't have a pause button" meaning you will play mostly after everyone is asleep, leading to....
    186. Subtitles are your friend

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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Yarxov on Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:56 pm

    187: Don't trust Patches.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:31 pm

    188 Don't trust Lautrec

    189 If it has an evil laugh don't trust it

    190 Always post in threes:lol!:

    191 Always contradict yourself

    192 LOLs fit in almost everywhere

    193 Allow the next person to do 194-200


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:38 pm

    194. Trust Patches, he is just misunderstood.
    195. Its all the clerics faults.
    196. lol
    197. You are not allowed to contradict yourself
    198. Cannot stress this enough - Don't trust Patches.
    199. Don't trust anyone.
    200. Thinking of 7 things to write is hard.


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:39 pm

    201: Always wear your fanciest pair of trousers.
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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:47 pm

    202 if you can't find trousers then go naked no body cares


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by ARSP on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:51 pm

    203 Rule 197 is null and void because of rules 171 and 191

    204 All rules written by ARSP cannot be considered null and void unless you are an admin

    205 Rule 204 is a stupid rule

    206 yes you can contradict yourself


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:14 pm

    207. Nobody cares about the rules anymore, much less know what they are silly


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    Re: 100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:32 pm

    208. Ignore all of these and just go read the wiki. NOW.





    209. These are actually a great source of information. Bah zinga.
    210. lol


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    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:46 pm

    211: the wiki is so great an info source people will try to sell it on amazon. protect at all costs.


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