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    Pastafarianism, Vendettas, and 1111 posts

    Post by SirArchmage on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:21 am

    Congratulations for me! This is my 1111th post on this forum! Surprised you guys tolerated my horrid jokes this long.

    But that isn't the point of this thread.

    This thread is about what I plan to do to my school soon.


    As some of you may know, September 19th is a holiday called "Talk like a Pirate day", where you, well, talk like a pirate........And also talk like one. It is also recommended that you dress up as one. Now, with this is mind, The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster recognizes this as a religious holiday, as in the Church of FSM pirates are a central part of the religion. The government, likewise, recognizes this as an official religion, with people being able to wear pasta strainers on their head as religious headwear when they take ID photos.

    This is where the fun begins. In the school, students are allowed to partake in their religious headwear if it does not cover up the face, such as Catholics during Lent and Jewish people with the Kippah. So what will be the schools reaction if a large group of around 40 or so students show up to school on the 19th wearing Pasta Strainers on their heads and/or dressing like a pirate?

    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WHAT THEY DO. RELIGIOUS FREEDOM! WE CAN WEAR THAT STUFF BECAUSE OUR RELIGION DICTATES THAT WE MUST!

    During this time I will also be going around preaching about the Flying Spaghetti Monster with a group of people handing out fliers saying things like "He boiled for your sins" or "Has your heart been touched by his noodly appendage?" We will of course be harassed all day for this, and must tread carefully as to not go past any school rulings. Otherwise? We are golden. Going to see if I can recruit any teachers to my cause tomorrow.

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    PART 2!!!!!

    Remember, remember the fifth of November,
    The gunpowder treason and plot
    I know of no reason
    Why the gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot

    Anyone remember this line? If you do, good, because that is the quote that V from V for Vendetta says in the comic book and movie. Now, what is also coming up soon? Oh yeah........5th of November.

    So how shall I celebrate this glorious day? I shall enthrall you with the details.

    Now, in our school, every time the bell is about to ring, 30 seconds before it will ring during passing time or lunch it starts playing music. Students have the option to pick out the music that will play if they pay a dollar to the front office. What does this have to do with anything? Just wait.
    Now, a few minutes before the end of lunch, a fight will occur. It will look like two students just started getting into a very one-sided fight, and out of no where, the lights will turn out of the cafeteria. When they are back on, up on the stage that happens to share the same room as the cafeteria, will be a man dressed up exactly as V! V will come down and stop the fight, and when the other person asks about who the guy is, he will then say this line........"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."

    Yep.

    He will then parade around the cafeteria, saying quotes and what not, and at the end of lunch right before the thirty second mark comes in, he will stand up on the stage again and say to the students "SO! Tell me......Do you like music?" and the song that plays in the movie when he blows up the building will start playing through the school speakers, while at the same time many people will suddenly stand up and put on a Guy Fawkes mask, standing at attention to the V that is now leaving behind the stage.


    The latter obviously requires a bit of planning, and a large hope we do not get suspended.......but in the end, will definitely be worth it. I will be posting in this thread about how it all goes, and any improvements to the plan that me and my little team of accomplices comes up with.


    And here is the link to the last time I did something like a prank to the school.
    http://soulswiki.forumsrpg.com/t21888-i-have-done-something-amazing


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    Re: Pastafarianism, Vendettas, and 1111 posts

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:24 am

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    Re: Pastafarianism, Vendettas, and 1111 posts

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:33 am

    Good luck on part 2, knowing the tolerance of school faculty you'll get half-way through, maybe, before someone stops it.


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    Post by RANT on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:40 am

    Pics or it didn't happen


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    Re: Pastafarianism, Vendettas, and 1111 posts

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:04 am

    I'd like to see that. I'll come on here on the 19th to see what came of this in the end.tongue 

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    Post by SadPanda on Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:19 am

    Going to be honest, this sounds extremely bad.


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    Re: Pastafarianism, Vendettas, and 1111 posts

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:51 am

    Sounds stupid if you ask me.

    But what ever floats your boat, I suppose.


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    Post by SirArchmage on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:12 am

    Any and all critizisms should gladly be voiced. Simply saying it is a bad idea doesn't tell me what is bad about it.


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    Post by RANT on Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:04 pm

    Dang,I guess people just don't have a sense of humor.


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    Post by DyingAce on Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:36 pm

    Good luck, especially with that 2nd prank. Getting someone to record it would be great even if it messes up.
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    Post by SirArchmage on Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:14 pm

    Well, today was an interesting day. Most all went according to plan. Much better then  I expected, with minimal resistance from teachers. Some even began supporting us. There was only a handful that seemed angered or upset about what we did, and even then they were mostly quiet.

    Later today I will post up some of the rather interesting conversations that took place, but here are some of the people that showed up prepared with pasta strainers. I sadly forgot to get them all, but I only missed about 4 or 5. There were other supporters that forgot to bring a pasta strainer, or, the more annoying ones, that simply decided not to do it at last second. Should also say two people that would have done it were absent today.

    People that for some reason listen to me:
    Group Photo:
    Spaghetti:
    Fettuccine:
    Lasagna:
    Macaroni:
    And here is me:
    Here is me again with another person that for some reason listened to me:
    Heretic that stole my pasta strainer:


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    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:42 pm

    That last guy at the end looks very much unhappy.silly 

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    Post by reim0027 on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:08 pm

    Sounds bad? I love the number 2 idea. Especially if he can remember that long quote. Have a great time doing this!


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