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    The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Marino. on Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:12 am

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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Hart on Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:27 am

    How tough am I? How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
    Spoiler:
    Without any milk.

    I lol'd @ this thread. Lets quickly decide what to discuss in here so it doesn't get locked for being yet another spam thread.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Marino. on Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:34 am

    Hart wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
    Spoiler:
    Without any milk.
    Come r-right in, sir .

    Hardon wrote:I lol'd @ this thread. Lets quickly decide what to discuss in here so it doesn't get locked for being yet another spam thread.
    I think we're good, everyone who watched that Episode should know how this works .

    I want to read stuff like

    "How tough amI ? How tough am I ?!
    I am browsing the Internet!"

    "Yeah, so ?"

    "With the Internet Explorer ."


    Of course something more creative would be nice lol .
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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:58 am

    I should ask The Magic Conch how it feels about you taking over its Spongebob shtick.

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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:02 am

    How tough Am I?  How Tough am I?

    I watched a few episodes of My Little Pony.

    And I didn't give in to the magic.
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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:51 am

    How tough am I?

    *rips off your heart tattoo and puts it back on upside down*


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:53 am

    How tough am I??:

    - I just went on Disneychannel.com...
    "yeah, so?"
    WITHOUT my parents' permission.

    - I just drank orange juice
    "yeah, so?"
    Right after I brushed my teeth.

    - I just watched the whole series of Dora the Explorer.
    "yeah, so?"
    I never even f**king answered her.

    - I just slept in my bed last night.
    "yeah, so?"
    Without covering my feet.

    - I just beat the Elite Four with a Magikarp.
    "yeah, so?"
    It only knows Splash.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:53 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:How tough am I??:

    - I just went on Disneychannel.com...
    "yeah, so?"
    WITHOUT my parents' permission.

    - I just drank orange juice
    "yeah, so?"
    Right after I brushed my teeth.

    - I just watched the whole series of Dora the Explorer.
    "yeah, so?"
    I never even f**king answered her.

    - I just slept in my bed last night.
    "yeah, so?"
    Without covering my feet.

    - I just beat the Elite Four with a Magikarp.
    "yeah, so?"
    It only knows Splash.
    Dat last one.

    - I'm rough and tough.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I can open this jar of pickles! *tries opening the jar of pickles but fails miserably*


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Reaperfan on Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:15 pm

    How tough am I?  How tough am I?!
    I once bought a toy at Toy's 'R' Us from the pink aisle.
    Yeah, so?
    It was for me.

    Then I did it again.  6 times:


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Elite Knight on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:31 pm

    How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I went to bed at 7:02 last night.
    Yeah, so?
    My bedtime is at 7:00.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:39 pm

    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I went to bed at 7:02 last night.
    Yeah, so?
    My bedtime is at 7:00.
    You'd be surprised how many kids think that stuff is badass.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Latitoast on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:39 pm

    You wanna know how tough I am?

    Yesterday I got bruises.

    Yeah so?

    I got bruises opening a bottle of Mountain Dew(Not kidding here)


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:42 pm

    Latitoast wrote:You wanna know how tough I am?

    Yesterday I got bruises.

    Yeah so?

    I got bruises opening a bottle of Mountain Dew(Not kidding here)
    How dost thy accomplish such stunning feat?


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Latitoast on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:47 pm

    I couldn't open the bottle and it tore my hands up.

    It's not the first time, I have very weak muscles.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Elite Knight on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:52 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I went to bed at 7:02 last night.
    Yeah, so?
    My bedtime is at 7:00.
    You'd be surprised how many kids think that stuff is badass.
    I know, and I'm not all that surprised, looking at who those kids are.

    It's like:

    How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I watched a PG-13 movie.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I'm only 12.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Latitoast on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:54 pm

    I'm so tough, I bought an Ezreal skin.

    Yeah, so?

    I bought Pulsfire Ezreal, even though I suck at using him.

    I almost never find good Pulsefire Ezreals or Spirit Guard Udyrs.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:56 pm

    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I watched a PG-13 movie.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I'm only 12.
    That wouldn't surprise me at all. It happens a lot.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:57 pm

    Vinyl Scratch wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I watched a PG-13 movie.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I'm only 12.
    That wouldn't surprise me at all. It happens a lot.
    But you have to admit, that's pretty badass straight face


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:58 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:
    Vinyl Scratch wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I watched a PG-13 movie.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I'm only 12.
    That wouldn't surprise me at all. It happens a lot.
    But you have to admit, that's pretty badass straight face
    Not badass, in my book. Not at all.


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:02 pm

    Vinyl Scratch wrote:
    WaffleGuy wrote:
    Vinyl Scratch wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I watched a PG-13 movie.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I'm only 12.
    That wouldn't surprise me at all. It happens a lot.
    But you have to admit, that's pretty badass straight face
    Not badass, in my book. Not at all.
    I was being sarcastic. Unless you were being sarcastic and I didn't notice. Why is this so hard xP


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:04 pm

    How tough am I?
    I blew a mans face off with a shotgun.

    'So?'

    I didn't have any ammo.

    'R-Right this way, sir'


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Elite Knight on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:08 pm

    How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I once solved for x.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I didn't use a calculator.

    o.o


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:14 pm

    Elite Knight wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?
    I once solved for x.
    "Yeah, so?"
    I didn't use a calculator.

    o.o
     Easy peasy


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:21 pm

    How tough am I? How tough am I?



    I once watched twilight.


    Yeah, so?

    Without leaving in disgust a single time. Near impossible, even for a badass like me. 


    (sorry to all the twilight fans)


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    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:23 pm

    Soul of Stray Demon wrote:How tough am I? How tough am I?



    I once watched twilight.


    Yeah, so?

    Without leaving in disgust a single time.



    (sorry to all the twilight fans)
    I don't think anyone will take offense to that silly


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