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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:22 am

    Serious_Much wrote:
    Soul of Stray Demon wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:Guys I think you should avoid the sex chat in the chatroom. It's not a singles meet up site, it's a dark souls forum. Have some class.
    Oh it's all in good fun. And not that type of fun, perv. Lol
    I try to allow free reign of discussion in the chatbox, but when talk is breaking the rules and I have had PMs drop through my letterbox asking me to do something about it then it must be at a level which has caused people to be put off by it.

    Rule 5 of the chatbox:

    5. Be friendly, be helpful, Be gentle . Be civil and respectful. This is a game chat, not an AOL singles meetup, keep the overt and drawn out sexual tones out of the convo and be mindful of the mixed community here. Everyone should feel comfortable to come here and chat.

    Please keep within the rules of the chatroom and refrain from talk of that kind. It's not open for discussion.

    Also please respect my requests of you when I make them, I don't ask you to do or not do things for kicks and lulz. I do it to maintain the rules, integrity and respectability of the forum and as a member you have to respect and adhere to those rules.
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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:21 pm

    [00:15:20] WaffleGuy : My left eye is tearing like a waterfall. There's a piece of dust there for like 10 minutes straight now
    [00:15:28] Mr. Tart : I remember when I was practicing english with my mother.
    [00:15:34] Mr. Tart : I had recently learnt how to speak it.
    [00:15:42] Mr. Tart : And I was gonna pronounce sugar.
    [00:15:52] Mr. Tart : I ended up saying sucker instead. 
    [00:16:01] Mr. Tart : Why don't you just clean it?`
    [00:16:06] Mr. Tart : Flush your eye with water.
    [00:16:40] WaffleGuy : wowwowowowow
    [00:16:42] WaffleGuy : wow
    [00:16:44] WaffleGuy : I'm a guy
    [00:16:52] WaffleGuy : Too much directions to follow
    [00:16:59] WaffleGuy : I can only do one thing at a time
    [00:17:03] Mr. Tart : lol
    [00:17:17] WaffleGuy : I'm typing this with my eyes closed and stopped breathing
    [00:17:23] Mr. Tart : Okay, I'll guide you step by step.
    [00:17:30] WaffleGuy : it's gone
    [00:17:36] Mr. Tart : 1. Go to your bathroom.
    [00:17:38] Mr. Tart : STFU!
    [00:17:43] WaffleGuy : xD
    [00:17:50] Mr. Tart : 2. Turn on the water.
    [00:17:50] WaffleGuy : I'm staying here, but go on
    [00:17:57] Mr. Tart : 3. Make sure it's not too hot or cold.
    [00:18:04] Mr. Tart : 4. Clean your hands.
    [00:18:05] WaffleGuy : mkay
    [00:18:09] WaffleGuy : why
    [00:18:13] Mr. Tart : 5. Get all the soap off of your hands.
    [00:18:30] WaffleGuy : soap is clean? My whole world just...
    [00:18:33] WaffleGuy : omg
    [00:18:33] Mr. Tart : 6. Pour water in your hands, then pour the water in your eye.
    [00:18:51] Mr. Tart : You clean your hands as to avoid getting an infection. 
    [00:18:55] WaffleGuy : Pour hand into eye, then pour water into water, got it
    [00:19:10] WaffleGuy : it hurts
    [00:19:10] Mr. Tart : Good!
    [00:19:19] WaffleGuy : wh- xD
    [00:19:26] Mr. Tart : Now to the last step.
    [00:19:47] Mr. Tart : 7. Take a shovel or an axe(preferably an axe) and shove it right into your face!
    [00:19:58] Mr. Tart : And that's how you clean your eye.
    [00:20:07] WaffleGuy : I'm not a Viking. I don't have axes stored around the house for convenience.


    (For people not getting the last line, Tart is Swedish. So that makes him a Viking.)


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:32 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:[00:15:20] WaffleGuy : My left eye is tearing like a waterfall. There's a piece of dust there for like 10 minutes straight now
    [00:15:28] Mr. Tart : I remember when I was practicing english with my mother.
    [00:15:34] Mr. Tart : I had recently learnt how to speak it.
    [00:15:42] Mr. Tart : And I was gonna pronounce sugar.
    [00:15:52] Mr. Tart : I ended up saying sucker instead. 
    [00:16:01] Mr. Tart : Why don't you just clean it?`
    [00:16:06] Mr. Tart : Flush your eye with water.
    [00:16:40] WaffleGuy : wowwowowowow
    [00:16:42] WaffleGuy : wow
    [00:16:44] WaffleGuy : I'm a guy
    [00:16:52] WaffleGuy : Too much directions to follow
    [00:16:59] WaffleGuy : I can only do one thing at a time
    [00:17:03] Mr. Tart : lol
    [00:17:17] WaffleGuy : I'm typing this with my eyes closed and stopped breathing
    [00:17:23] Mr. Tart : Okay, I'll guide you step by step.
    [00:17:30] WaffleGuy : it's gone
    [00:17:36] Mr. Tart : 1. Go to your bathroom.
    [00:17:38] Mr. Tart : STFU!
    [00:17:43] WaffleGuy : xD
    [00:17:50] Mr. Tart : 2. Turn on the water.
    [00:17:50] WaffleGuy : I'm staying here, but go on
    [00:17:57] Mr. Tart : 3. Make sure it's not too hot or cold.
    [00:18:04] Mr. Tart : 4. Clean your hands.
    [00:18:05] WaffleGuy : mkay
    [00:18:09] WaffleGuy : why
    [00:18:13] Mr. Tart : 5. Get all the soap off of your hands.
    [00:18:30] WaffleGuy : soap is clean? My whole world just...
    [00:18:33] WaffleGuy : omg
    [00:18:33] Mr. Tart : 6. Pour water in your hands, then pour the water in your eye.
    [00:18:51] Mr. Tart : You clean your hands as to avoid getting an infection. 
    [00:18:55] WaffleGuy : Pour hand into eye, then pour water into water, got it
    [00:19:10] WaffleGuy : it hurts
    [00:19:10] Mr. Tart : Good!
    [00:19:19] WaffleGuy : wh- xD
    [00:19:26] Mr. Tart : Now to the last step.
    [00:19:47] Mr. Tart : 7. Take a shovel or an axe(preferably an axe) and shove it right into your face!
    [00:19:58] Mr. Tart : And that's how you clean your eye.
    [00:20:07] WaffleGuy : I'm not a Viking. I don't have axes stored around the house for convenience.


    (For people not getting the last line, Tart is Swedish. So that makes him a Viking.)
    I enjoyed reading that. I was going to up rep it. But I decided to save it.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:50 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:[00:15:20] WaffleGuy : My left eye is tearing like a waterfall. There's a piece of dust there for like 10 minutes straight now
    [00:15:28] Mr. Tart : I remember when I was practicing english with my mother.
    [00:15:34] Mr. Tart : I had recently learnt how to speak it.
    [00:15:42] Mr. Tart : And I was gonna pronounce sugar.
    [00:15:52] Mr. Tart : I ended up saying sucker instead. 
    [00:16:01] Mr. Tart : Why don't you just clean it?`
    [00:16:06] Mr. Tart : Flush your eye with water.
    [00:16:40] WaffleGuy : wowwowowowow
    [00:16:42] WaffleGuy : wow
    [00:16:44] WaffleGuy : I'm a guy
    [00:16:52] WaffleGuy : Too much directions to follow
    [00:16:59] WaffleGuy : I can only do one thing at a time
    [00:17:03] Mr. Tart : lol
    [00:17:17] WaffleGuy : I'm typing this with my eyes closed and stopped breathing
    [00:17:23] Mr. Tart : Okay, I'll guide you step by step.
    [00:17:30] WaffleGuy : it's gone
    [00:17:36] Mr. Tart : 1. Go to your bathroom.
    [00:17:38] Mr. Tart : STFU!
    [00:17:43] WaffleGuy : xD
    [00:17:50] Mr. Tart : 2. Turn on the water.
    [00:17:50] WaffleGuy : I'm staying here, but go on
    [00:17:57] Mr. Tart : 3. Make sure it's not too hot or cold.
    [00:18:04] Mr. Tart : 4. Clean your hands.
    [00:18:05] WaffleGuy : mkay
    [00:18:09] WaffleGuy : why
    [00:18:13] Mr. Tart : 5. Get all the soap off of your hands.
    [00:18:30] WaffleGuy : soap is clean? My whole world just...
    [00:18:33] WaffleGuy : omg
    [00:18:33] Mr. Tart : 6. Pour water in your hands, then pour the water in your eye.
    [00:18:51] Mr. Tart : You clean your hands as to avoid getting an infection. 
    [00:18:55] WaffleGuy : Pour hand into eye, then pour water into water, got it
    [00:19:10] WaffleGuy : it hurts
    [00:19:10] Mr. Tart : Good!
    [00:19:19] WaffleGuy : wh- xD
    [00:19:26] Mr. Tart : Now to the last step.
    [00:19:47] Mr. Tart : 7. Take a shovel or an axe(preferably an axe) and shove it right into your face!
    [00:19:58] Mr. Tart : And that's how you clean your eye.
    [00:20:07] WaffleGuy : I'm not a Viking. I don't have axes stored around the house for convenience.


    (For people not getting the last line, Tart is Swedish. So that makes him a Viking.)
    I'm fairly sure vikings were Norwegian silly


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:00 pm

    Robbaz is king of Sweden and a kinky Viking. Just throwing that out there.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:04 am

    Serious_Much wrote:
    WaffleGuy wrote:[00:15:20] WaffleGuy : My left eye is tearing like a waterfall. There's a piece of dust there for like 10 minutes straight now
    [00:15:28] Mr. Tart : I remember when I was practicing english with my mother.
    [00:15:34] Mr. Tart : I had recently learnt how to speak it.
    [00:15:42] Mr. Tart : And I was gonna pronounce sugar.
    [00:15:52] Mr. Tart : I ended up saying sucker instead. 
    [00:16:01] Mr. Tart : Why don't you just clean it?`
    [00:16:06] Mr. Tart : Flush your eye with water.
    [00:16:40] WaffleGuy : wowwowowowow
    [00:16:42] WaffleGuy : wow
    [00:16:44] WaffleGuy : I'm a guy
    [00:16:52] WaffleGuy : Too much directions to follow
    [00:16:59] WaffleGuy : I can only do one thing at a time
    [00:17:03] Mr. Tart : lol
    [00:17:17] WaffleGuy : I'm typing this with my eyes closed and stopped breathing
    [00:17:23] Mr. Tart : Okay, I'll guide you step by step.
    [00:17:30] WaffleGuy : it's gone
    [00:17:36] Mr. Tart : 1. Go to your bathroom.
    [00:17:38] Mr. Tart : STFU!
    [00:17:43] WaffleGuy : xD
    [00:17:50] Mr. Tart : 2. Turn on the water.
    [00:17:50] WaffleGuy : I'm staying here, but go on
    [00:17:57] Mr. Tart : 3. Make sure it's not too hot or cold.
    [00:18:04] Mr. Tart : 4. Clean your hands.
    [00:18:05] WaffleGuy : mkay
    [00:18:09] WaffleGuy : why
    [00:18:13] Mr. Tart : 5. Get all the soap off of your hands.
    [00:18:30] WaffleGuy : soap is clean? My whole world just...
    [00:18:33] WaffleGuy : omg
    [00:18:33] Mr. Tart : 6. Pour water in your hands, then pour the water in your eye.
    [00:18:51] Mr. Tart : You clean your hands as to avoid getting an infection. 
    [00:18:55] WaffleGuy : Pour hand into eye, then pour water into water, got it
    [00:19:10] WaffleGuy : it hurts
    [00:19:10] Mr. Tart : Good!
    [00:19:19] WaffleGuy : wh- xD
    [00:19:26] Mr. Tart : Now to the last step.
    [00:19:47] Mr. Tart : 7. Take a shovel or an axe(preferably an axe) and shove it right into your face!
    [00:19:58] Mr. Tart : And that's how you clean your eye.
    [00:20:07] WaffleGuy : I'm not a Viking. I don't have axes stored around the house for convenience.


    (For people not getting the last line, Tart is Swedish. So that makes him a Viking.)
    I'm fairly sure vikings were Norwegian silly
    They're scattered around north-Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Especially the Scandinavian lands. I've seen the battleaxes, Cereal. BATTLEAXES!


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:09 pm

    [19:00:49] Hatsune Miku : My friend calls Ceaseless Discharge, Vaginal Discharge, for some reason I don't know why/.
    [19:01:43] WaffleGuy : because it gets mad for no reason and wants to crush you into the next solar system because of it
    [19:01:52] WaffleGuy : Don't touch ... the dress..


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:12 pm

    Hatsune Miku wrote:[19:00:49] Hatsune Miku : My friend calls Ceaseless Discharge, Vaginal Discharge, for some reason I don't know why/.
    [19:01:43] WaffleGuy : because it gets mad for no reason and wants to crush you into the next solar system because of it
    [19:01:52] WaffleGuy : Don't touch ... the dress..
    [01:00:48] WaffleGuy : APPLES
    [01:00:49] Hatsune Miku : My friend calls Ceaseless Discharge, Vaginal Discharge, for some reason I don't know why/.
    [01:01:43] WaffleGuy : because it gets mad for no reason and wants to crush you into the next solar system because of it
    [01:01:52] WaffleGuy : Don't touch ... the dress..
    [01:02:01] Hatsune Miku : lol
    [01:02:10] Hatsune Miku : Nice.
    [01:02:27] WaffleGuy : Don't call it fat either. It's lava is just big-waved
    [01:02:32] Pale_Drake : http://mmdks.com/434s
    [01:02:48] WaffleGuy : Bring it chocolate ice cream once a month
    [01:03:12] Pale_Drake : oh my
    [01:03:19] Hatsune Miku : Mmm Chocolate!
    [01:03:23] Solid_WolF joined the chat on Wed Sep 25 2013, 01:03
    [01:03:31] Solid_WolF : Hello
    [01:03:36] Hatsune Miku : Bad timing.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:52 pm

    [20:49:35] Soul of Stray Demon : waffle
    [20:49:39] WaffleGuy : No crusade without pants shall be held today
    [20:49:41] Soul of Stray Demon : I believe in the religion of pancakes
    [20:49:42] WaffleGuy : Stray
    [20:49:56] WaffleGuy : Are you making religions now?
    [20:49:56] Soul of Stray Demon : In our religion
    [20:50:03] AoDlightwolf : but we have to have pants when we go to see the god
    [20:50:03] Soul of Stray Demon : Waffle's belong to the devil
    [20:50:05] WaffleGuy : But I already have my own religion
    [20:50:30] WaffleGuy : Stray you can't do this
    [20:50:33] Soul of Stray Demon : I must sanctify you... *pours syrup all over you*
    [20:50:38] AoDlightwolf : XD
    [20:50:39] WaffleGuy : The pantless followers will laugh at me

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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Latitoast on Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:14 pm

    I'm going to have to join chat more.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:15 pm

    Latitoast wrote:I'm going to have to join chat more.
    Yes, you must, we are a wacky bunch, but we get to know each other quite well from it.

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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:28 pm

    Latitoast wrote:I'm going to have to join chat more.
    I third this motion.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hue on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:03 pm

    [22:01:21] shadowzninjaz : well im off to play some brawl
    [22:01:26] shadowzninjaz : cya guys
    [22:02:08] Soul of Stray Demon : oh
    [22:02:10] Soul of Stray Demon : shadz
    [22:02:13] Soul of Stray Demon : take off your pants
    [22:02:17] Soul of Stray Demon : lmao
    [22:02:19] Soul of Stray Demon : j/k
    [22:02:28] shadowzninjaz : Lol
    [22:02:40] shadowzninjaz : it's funny cause my pants are off

    [22:02:59] Soul of Stray Demon : woah
    [22:03:01] Soul of Stray Demon : .....
    [22:03:09] * shadowzninjaz hugs n kisses stai
    [22:03:19] shadowzninjaz : bye bye
    [22:03:23] Soul of Stray Demon : bye bye
    [22:03:33] Soul of Stray Demon : I got hugged by someone not wearing pants
    [22:03:35] Soul of Stray Demon : ....


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:26 pm

    Hue wrote:[22:01:21] shadowzninjaz : well im off to play some brawl
    [22:01:26] shadowzninjaz : cya guys
    [22:02:08] Soul of Stray Demon : oh
    [22:02:10] Soul of Stray Demon : shadz
    [22:02:13] Soul of Stray Demon : take off your pants
    [22:02:17] Soul of Stray Demon : lmao
    [22:02:19] Soul of Stray Demon : j/k
    [22:02:28] shadowzninjaz : Lol
    [22:02:40] shadowzninjaz : it's funny cause my pants are off

    [22:02:59] Soul of Stray Demon : woah
    [22:03:01] Soul of Stray Demon : .....
    [22:03:09] * shadowzninjaz hugs n kisses stai
    [22:03:19] shadowzninjaz : bye bye
    [22:03:23] Soul of Stray Demon : bye bye
    [22:03:33] Soul of Stray Demon : I got hugged by someone not wearing pants
    [22:03:35] Soul of Stray Demon : ....
    And so the religion begins... twisted


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Latitoast on Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:45 pm

    I'll hug everyone without wearing pants


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Hue on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:06 pm

    Latitoast wrote:I'll hug everyone without wearing pants
    including me, while i'm only wearing socks


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:09 pm

    [19:09:10] Soul of Stray Demon : KEEP THIS TO CHAT QUOTES
    [19:09:15] Soul of Stray Demon : said so I can quote that^

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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Latitoast on Sun Sep 29, 2013 4:42 pm

    [15:37:43] Latitoast : I'll make your gaping dragon
    [15:37:46] Zero LeStrange : Stray that could be taken in reference to something else.
    [15:38:17] WaffleGuy : How can you make a female primary reproductive organ?
    [15:38:30] Latitoast : Well
    [15:38:39] WaffleGuy : You need like, meatloaf and tears of orphans for that
    [15:38:39] Latitoast : When a mommy and a daddy really love each other
    [15:38:45] WaffleGuy : And meatloaf is expensive
    [15:39:01] Latitoast : The daddy sticks his crystal halberd in the mommy's gaping dragon
    [15:39:15] Latitoast : And sometimes it makes a baby that has another gaping dragon instead of a crystal halberd
    [15:39:17] WaffleGuy : Tears are easy though.
    [15:39:18] Mr. Tart : 
    [15:39:20] Soul of Stray Demon : ...
    [15:39:20] Latitoast : That's how you make gaping dragons
    [15:39:24] Soul of Stray Demon : owah lati
    [15:39:25] Soul of Stray Demon : WOAH
    [15:39:37] Latitoast : He asked
    [15:39:45] WaffleGuy : I'm a crystal dragon and I'm offended
    [15:39:50] TooLeet : Jawbreakers>
    [15:39:51] Zero LeStrange : Lati...
    [15:39:58] Latitoast : Yes?
    [15:40:04] Zero LeStrange : That so deserves a +1
    [15:40:13] WaffleGuy : f*ck'n jawbreakers, man.
    [15:40:14] Latitoast : 
    [15:40:36] WaffleGuy : QUOTE DAT WHOLE SH*T
    [15:40:51] WaffleGuy : PUT THE QUOTE IN YOUR MOUTH
    [15:40:52] Latitoast : ok


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by reim0027 on Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:06 pm

    I'm kinda shocked you would actually post that quote. Talking about sex like that can be offensive to people, and we have already received complaints about it. Please try to keep it more mature so that further action doesn't need to be taken. And, next complaint I get, or next time I see posts like that, action will be taken.


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:23 pm

    [22:15:59] TooLeet : My laptop just took a ****.
    [22:16:12] WaffleGuy : And here I am trying to save my interwebz and having less fun ( ._.)
    [22:16:20] WaffleGuy : Laptop took a star?
    [22:16:28] WaffleGuy : Your laptop is an astronaut?
    [22:16:36] WaffleGuy : Can I have it's autograph?
    [22:16:46] TooLeet : SAUCE
    [22:16:52] WaffleGuy : Oh
    [22:16:54] WaffleGuy : ...
    [22:17:02] WaffleGuy : Can I still have it's autograph?
    [22:17:14] TooLeet : Yes.
    [22:17:24] WaffleGuy : Sweet
    [22:17:43] WaffleGuy : write it in a letter to me
    [22:17:52] WaffleGuy : After you friend me on MySpace
    [22:18:04] Solid_WolF : LOLMYSPACE
    [22:18:08] Solid_WolF : Who still uses THAT
    [22:18:18] WaffleGuy : Or by courrier-pidgeon. Whatever floats your Victorioan boat
    [22:19:23] WaffleGuy : I'm gonna be a songwriter, so I'll record a new song on my casette real quick.
    [22:19:42] WaffleGuy : And let my cave paintings dry a bit
    [22:19:58] WaffleGuy : Mammoths keep trying to rub their faces into it


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:15 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:[22:15:59] TooLeet : My laptop just took a ****.
    [22:16:12] WaffleGuy : And here I am trying to save my interwebz and having less fun ( ._.)
    [22:16:20] WaffleGuy : Laptop took a star?
    [22:16:28] WaffleGuy : Your laptop is an astronaut?
    [22:16:36] WaffleGuy : Can I have it's autograph?
    [22:16:46] TooLeet : SAUCE
    [22:16:52] WaffleGuy : Oh
    [22:16:54] WaffleGuy : ...
    [22:17:02] WaffleGuy : Can I still have it's autograph?
    [22:17:14] TooLeet : Yes.
    [22:17:24] WaffleGuy : Sweet
    [22:17:43] WaffleGuy : write it in a letter to me
    [22:17:52] WaffleGuy : After you friend me on MySpace
    [22:18:04] Solid_WolF : LOLMYSPACE
    [22:18:08] Solid_WolF : Who still uses THAT
    [22:18:18] WaffleGuy : Or by courrier-pidgeon. Whatever floats your Victorioan boat
    [22:19:23] WaffleGuy : I'm gonna be a songwriter, so I'll record a new song on my casette real quick.
    [22:19:42] WaffleGuy : And let my cave paintings dry a bit
    [22:19:58] WaffleGuy : Mammoths keep trying to rub their faces into it


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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:33 pm

    Sorry, it's long. :

    [00:18:31] WaffleGuy : Stray copied my profile once
    [00:18:42] WaffleGuy : It was horrible
    [00:19:02] Mr. Tart : I'd imagine. Two Waffles? Hell no!
    [00:19:13] WaffleGuy : 
    [00:19:32] Mr. Tart : 
    [00:19:33] WaffleGuy : Better have two waffles when I kick you into the desert
    [00:19:38] WaffleGuy : >_>
    [00:19:43] WaffleGuy : *mumbling*


    [00:20:09] Mr. Tart : Why would I want waffles in the desert? I'd rather have anything in liquid form if I wish to survive.
    [00:20:11] WaffleGuy : 
    [00:20:32] WaffleGuy : It could be soggy waffles, Tart
    [00:20:34] WaffleGuy : Don't be picky

    [00:20:49] Mr. Tart : Still not something I'd take with me.
    [00:21:04] Mr. Tart : If I had to choose between waffles or nothing at all in the desert, I'd pick nothing at all.
    [00:21:06] WaffleGuy : Have nothing, or food and water combined
    [00:21:08] WaffleGuy : Your pick bro
    [00:21:14] WaffleGuy : 
    [00:21:15] Mr. Tart : I'd have a higher chance of survival without food.


    [00:21:27] WaffleGuy : Why xD
    [00:21:28] Mr. Tart : You only said waffles though. Not water.
    [00:21:36] WaffleGuy : soggy waffles
    [00:21:43] WaffleGuy : soggy because they're wet
    [00:21:52] Mr. Tart : Fine. Soggy waffles and water.
    [00:22:00] WaffleGuy : NO
    [00:22:00] Mr. Tart : I'd throw away the soggy waffles right away.
    [00:22:03] WaffleGuy : argh
    [00:22:05] Mr. Tart : And keep the water.
    [00:22:12] WaffleGuy : xP
    [00:22:18] WaffleGuy : the water is IN the waffles
    [00:22:33] WaffleGuy : like cornflakes getting soggy
    [00:22:38] WaffleGuy : because of the milk
    [00:22:39] Mr. Tart : Then I would get the water out of the waffles.
    [00:22:53] WaffleGuy : you'd need the waffles for that!
    [00:23:03] WaffleGuy : KEEP. THE DAMN. WAFFLES.

    [00:23:12] Mr. Tart : No.
    [00:23:39] WaffleGuy : Why would you throw away food xP

    [00:23:46] Mr. Tart : I'd use a piece of cloth or something along those lines, heat up the waffles and let the water recollect itself within the cloth.
    [00:23:55] WaffleGuy : Unless you were chased by big agressive omnivores
    [00:24:03] Mr. Tart : Because it's soggy food and it would lead to further dehydration.

    [00:24:15] WaffleGuy : Have fun sucking liquid from your undies, Tart

    [00:24:39] Mr. Tart : You never said I only had my undies on me.
    [00:24:50] Mr. Tart : In fact, you never said I couldn't pick whatever clothing I wanted.
    [00:24:53] Mr. Tart : So, I win.
    [00:24:55] WaffleGuy : Well, you do now

    [00:25:04] Mr. Tart : Nope.
    [00:25:08] WaffleGuy : because you should've kept the waffles, man
    [00:25:10] Mr. Tart : It's too late. I'm already in the desert.
    [00:25:14] Mr. Tart : Nothing you can do about it.

    [00:25:21] WaffleGuy : A man will attack you in the desert half-way
    [00:25:22] Mr. Tart : Nope. I'm not stupid.

    [00:25:32] WaffleGuy : But he wouldn't attack if you had food, as in waffles
    [00:25:33] Mr. Tart : I can defend myself fairly well.
    [00:25:41] WaffleGuy : Because waffles are good

    [00:25:49] WaffleGuy : He has a gun
    [00:25:55] Mr. Tart : I would kill him and use him as a source of food and liquid.

    [00:26:00] WaffleGuy : Therefor, you die because no waffles
    [00:26:00] Mr. Tart : I can disarm him.

    [00:26:12] WaffleGuy : You can not, the gun is inside his am
    [00:26:12] Mr. Tart : We're in a DESERT.

    [00:26:21] WaffleGuy : He's a gun-man

    [00:26:32] Mr. Tart : Clearly the sun would affect him to which point his accuracy would not be at its full capacity.
    [00:26:38] WaffleGuy : He's also Chuck Norris
    [00:26:45] WaffleGuy : So indestructible
    [00:26:48] Mr. Tart : Waffles, you make no sense anymore.



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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:39 pm

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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:19 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:[spoiler="Sorry, it's long. "]
    [00:18:31] WaffleGuy : Stray copied my profile once
    [00:18:42] WaffleGuy : It was horrible
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    Re: Chat quotes.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:10 pm

    [03:07:24] Dibsville : I don't like kids.
    [03:07:33] WaffleGuy : You ARE a kid
    [03:07:34] Soul of Stray Demon : well
    [03:07:35] WaffleGuy : D:
    [03:07:39] Soul of Stray Demon : We need them
    [03:07:40] Soul of Stray Demon : or else
    [03:07:43] Dibsville : Exactly
    [03:07:44] Soul of Stray Demon : I'll divorce yo
    [03:07:45] Dibsville : I hate myself
    [03:07:46] Soul of Stray Demon : you*
    [03:07:51] Dibsville : You have a problem with that
    [03:07:57] Elite Knight : >.>
    [03:08:01] WaffleGuy : Yeah, you swell gentleman
    [03:08:05] WaffleGuy : gentleman*
    [03:08:08] Dibsville : I've said this before, have I not?
    [03:08:13] WaffleGuy : crap, I wrote it right
    [03:08:14] Dibsville : I guess you may not have been around back then.
    [03:08:17] Dibsville : Maybe you were.
    [03:08:20] Dibsville : O.O
    [03:08:29] WaffleGuy : I WAS ALWAYS HERE o_e
    [03:08:31] Dibsville : But I can clearly remember stating I *** hate myself.
    [03:08:32] Soul of Stray Demon : huh
    [03:08:35] Soul of Stray Demon : but honey
    [03:08:38] Soul of Stray Demon : I hate you too
    [03:08:40] Elite Knight has logged off the chat on Sat Oct 05 2013, 03:08
    [03:08:42] WaffleGuy : ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ Honey?
    [03:08:46] Dibsville : LMFAO
    [03:08:58] Dibsville : Nice timing.


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