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    Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:54 pm

    Ok, There's a theory out there that says that undead meat is very fattening. The butchers, Mildred, and Smough are all overweight, and they all eat undead. Now both the Asylum Demon and Stray Demon look overweight, and their wings are disproportionate to their bodies. Maybe they were originally pretty tiny and they gained weight through eating the undead. 

    This opens up a few questions.

    1. Is undead meat actually fattening?


    2. Do the Asylum and Stray Demon eat the undead?

    3. Just how strong can eating the undead make you?

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:10 pm

    1. Have you checked the nutrition facts on them? They're terrible for you.

    2. I think the stray demon eats rocks tbh, but the Asylum might just use photosynthesis, I mean why else would he be on the roof.

    3. Just about as strong as eating a rotten piece of bacon would make you.

    That's why zombies don't eat other zombies, they know better.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Reaperfan on Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:34 pm

    We must have really run lore speculation to the ground if the nutritional value of an undead is next on our "things we must figure out" list. lol!


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by GrinTwist on Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:31 am

    I'm going to vote that the average undead is around 3,820 calories, tastes like red meat, and gives you stomach pain after eating it.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Acarnatia on Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:49 am

    LOL, I'm so enjoying this. Has it ever been said that smough's 'victims' are undead, though?
    And note that Darksign undead apparently are different from the zombie-apocalypse zombies; how it spreads (spontaneous curse versus biting) and headshots, for example.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:59 am

    Hey, the Gaping Dragon is by far the more intriguing eater, his entire persona is based around his gluttony yet he lives in a hole in a sewer where no one (except an unfortunate Warrior) ventures.

    Maybe the Channeler throws him down some rats every now and again?

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by GrinTwist on Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:29 am

    Acarnatia wrote:LOL, I'm so enjoying this. Has it ever been said that smough's 'victims' are undead, though?
    And note that Darksign undead apparently are different from the zombie-apocalypse zombies; how it spreads (spontaneous curse versus biting) and headshots, for example.
    I believe Smough's victims weren't just undead, since he was and still is an executioner he's probably had others to kill in the past.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by SadPanda on Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:43 am

    SadPanda wrote:Personally, I think the Stray Demon and Asylum Demon were once slim, and could fly. They settled at the Asylum, ate a ton of undead a day, and got big. And that's why Firesage is huge, he eats Demons.
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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:01 pm

    The Server, Butcher Knife, and Smough's Hammer have quite a few things in common.
    They all heal the user. They all have something to do with eating. The Server and Smough's Hammer both say something about such eating to be an act of heresy. (Server is imbued with a occult/heretical energy, and Smough's Hammer, says that his eating of the bones, was an act that ruined his chance of being one of the four knights.) 

    Now considering the connection with the life drain, and all three obviously having something to do with eating "something." Now both the Butcher Knife and Smough's Hammer, are used by, very strong, and very high health individuals.  Considering how it's MANEATER Mildred, and that Smough ate the bones of his victims (most likely undead victims.)


    With the life drain, similarities of the user's (strong and high health,) and how they both most likely devoured undead, it's only natural to assume that eating the undead makes you stronger.

    So I take back the part about the demon's eating undead, but I put forth the new idea that the corpse of an undead is empowering to whoever devours it.

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Hue on Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:07 pm

    I think demons do eat undead though


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:08 pm

    I meant it more as changing the focus of the thread from the demon's eating undead, to the very eating of the undead.

    Wait, Should I change the title to reflect this, just create a new thread, or leave it all alone?

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Peaceful Wollyhop on Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:10 pm

    So I take back the part about the demon's eating undead, but I put forth the new idea that the corpse of an undead is empowering to whoever devours it.
    ENB speculated this. It is also the reason why the rats are so big, as they feed on dead bodies.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:12 pm

    Oh, that's an interesting idea about the rats. So, are we constantly respawning in their stomach's then?


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Thxodore on Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:19 pm

    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size 1 item
    Amount Per Serving
    Calories from Fat 295
    Calories 563
    % Daily Values*
    Total Fat 32.76g50%
    Saturated Fat 8.329g42%
    Polyunsaturated Fat 0.67g
    Monounsaturated Fat 7.608g
    Cholesterol 79mg26%
    Sodium 1007mg42%
    Potassium 396mg
    Total Carbohydrate 43.98g15%
    Dietary Fiber 3.5g14%
    Sugars 8.69g
    Protein 25.89g
    Vitamin A 8%Vitamin C 2%
    Calcium 25%Iron 24%
    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Thxodore on Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:23 pm

    Thanks to WeAnalyzeUndeadMeat Incorporated for the info!
    Also visit their site at www.WeAnalyzeUndeadMeat.com or www.Thesearenotrealwebsites.com ;D
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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by SadPanda on Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:55 pm

    Peaceful Wollyhop wrote:
    So I take back the part about the demon's eating undead, but I put forth the new idea that the corpse of an undead is empowering to whoever devours it.
    ENB speculated this. It is also the reason why the rats are so big, as they feed on dead bodies.
    >actually believing ENB's speculation


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by theGentleman on Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:10 am

    563 calories per undead?

    A combo meal from Jack In the Box is sometimes over 2000 and that all fits in a small paper bag. I need to change my lunch selections if that info is true.
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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Hart on Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:45 am

    Thxodore wrote:Thanks to WeAnalyzeUndeadMeat Incorporated for the info!
    Also visit their site at www.WeAnalyzeUndeadMeat.com or www.Thesearenotrealwebsites.com ;D


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by GrinTwist on Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:53 am

    Thxodore wrote:
    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size 1 item
    Amount Per Serving
    Calories from Fat 295
    Calories 563
    % Daily Values*
    Total Fat 32.76g50%
    Saturated Fat 8.329g42%
    Polyunsaturated Fat 0.67g
    Monounsaturated Fat 7.608g
    Cholesterol 79mg26%
    Sodium 1007mg42%
    Potassium 396mg
    Total Carbohydrate 43.98g15%
    Dietary Fiber 3.5g14%
    Sugars 8.69g
    Protein 25.89g
    Vitamin A 8%Vitamin C 2%
    Calcium 25%Iron 24%
    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
    I think you and me are going to have a little talk about how many calories are really in an undead happy meal.

    Unless McNito's has been lying to me all along.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by xSomax on Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:17 pm

    one thing to keep in mind is that undead in DS aren't actual undead zombies(rotting, no brain, what have you) they are essentially just broken spirits. they're flesh doesn't actually rot, it really just seems to turn into a beef-jerky like texture. so, if you are hollow, its similar to beef jerkey, if not it would be more like a steak. depending on the dudes size anyways. theres no actual rotting involved, just the deterioration of the undeads regular form.


    assuming that to be the case, did said man-eaters use humanity as a seasoning? to get the meat to the right consistency for their particular tastes?


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Undiscovery on Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:00 pm

    ^-He's right, Undead are closer to Granny's than zombies. The way the mind goes and the body withers is analogous of aging, not rotting, rotting doesn't wrinkle and sag, it liquefies.

    And Unless there's a bonfire inside their belly, it wouldn't make them fat as the bodies are dissipated and reformed through the bonfire.. The meat is renewable and technically non-digestible.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:13 pm

    Or do you regenerate and then teleport to the bonfires?

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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Undiscovery on Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:04 pm

    Whatever the process of teleportation and regeneration the point is that any fat you obtained from eating an undead would just dissipate and revive with them. Unless it leaves the old body/corpse and forms a new vessel for your soul. Than Lordran is littered with a million copy-corpses.


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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Zeta Prime on Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:43 pm

    uh... smough isn't fat... I don't think. in the artbook you can see a picture of him without some of that armor on. iv said it before! he aint PHAT!



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    Re: Asylum Demon eats the undead.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:44 pm

    So he once was fat, but he's lost weight. Maybe he hasn't eaten enough undead recently.


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