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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:18 pm

    Ive only beaten the game like... 5 times.


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Serious_Much on Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:51 pm

    Wilkinson3424 wrote:Ive only beaten the game like... 5 times.

    Please tell me your not serious :/


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by SirArchmage on Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:54 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:
    Wilkinson3424 wrote:Ive only beaten the game like... 5 times.

    Please tell me your not serious :/


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:55 pm

    To stay on the peak of your game at all times, real pros snort a few kilos of cocaine before playing, and sometimes a top off after finishing just to tide them over.  I mean, if you REALLY want to play Dark Souls at the highest meta level, you should get into heavy drugs obviously.  I don't even have a nose anymore and my skin literally crawls around as I play across my face.  It's pretty helpful though when someone wants to use the TV when I'm in the middle of a match.  Just turn around, turn your face upside down, shoot cocaine blood out your nose, and screech like a banshee.  No one has managed to get me away from my PS3 for two months thanks to this technique.
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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:16 am

    Tolvo wrote:To stay on the peak of your game at all times, real pros snort a few kilos of cocaine before playing, and sometimes a top off after finishing just to tide them over.  I mean, if you REALLY want to play Dark Souls at the highest meta level, you should get into heavy drugs obviously.  I don't even have a nose anymore and my skin literally crawls around as I play across my face.  It's pretty helpful though when someone wants to use the TV when I'm in the middle of a match.  Just turn around, turn your face upside down, shoot cocaine blood out your nose, and screech like a banshee.  No one has managed to get me away from my PS3 for two months thanks to this technique.

    I find ketamine helps best. Just calms you down enough to avoid panicking and maximise decision making ability


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Leet on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:18 am

    Tolvo wrote:To stay on the peak of your game at all times, real pros snort a few kilos of cocaine before playing, and sometimes a top off after finishing just to tide them over.  I mean, if you REALLY want to play Dark Souls at the highest meta level, you should get into heavy drugs obviously.  I don't even have a nose anymore and my skin literally crawls around as I play across my face.  It's pretty helpful though when someone wants to use the TV when I'm in the middle of a match.  Just turn around, turn your face upside down, shoot cocaine blood out your nose, and screech like a banshee.  No one has managed to get me away from my PS3 for two months thanks to this technique.

     

    I seriously lol'd.

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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Reaperfan on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:27 am

    Don't you all know that only the most hardcore and competitive of players use Arcade Fightstick controllers? And don't skimp on the price, the cheap ones are weak and won't withstand the rapid pace of button-pressing required for even the most average of competitive play. You wanna win, you get yourself one of the $300, 8-gate, limited tournament edition ones.


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:43 pm

    Remember, Scream and Yell at your T.V.


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by h3avym3tal on Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:48 pm

    Excuse me, they said I would find sarcasm here, but there are only pro tips...
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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:02 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:
    Wilkinson3424 wrote:Ive only beaten the game like... 5 times.

    Please tell me your not serious :/

    Of course not, YOU are serious.


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by Leet on Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:08 pm

    Always roll bs.

    Don't do anything else.

    Wait for opponent to swing, and ninja flip roll bs them. Rinse and repeat.

    Try have a little fun as you can while you're doing this.

    If you have fun, you're ruining the point of Dark Souls.

    It's all about the Elitist mentality, and showing your opponent you can roll bs.

    Roll backstab, roll backstab, roll backstab, roll backstab, roll backstab, roll backstab.

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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by hey its andres on Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:49 pm

    One thing regarding hatemail!
    Whenever someone kills you, yes call them every racist, vulgar, obscene thing you can thing of (you cancerous t---). Then when you *finally win* keep the hate going and if they respond then tell them you're going to make fun of them on your youtube channel. Your 2 subscribers will really enjoy that.

    Oh, and use a crystal magic weapon falchion or a dragonslayer spear and do the laggy roll attack biggrin (I XXXXXXXX LOVE THAT XXXXXXX ATTACK SO XXXXXXX MUCH)

    /sarcasm

    This actually happened to my friend. Some guy hacked and killed him so my friend called him out on cheating. The guy responded by telling him that he was going to make fun of him on his Youtube channel. He sent us a link but we just laughed at him because we'd never heard of him. lol! 


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:17 pm

    TWoP and Dark bead,'nuff said.


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    Re: "Pro Tips"

    Post by White Knight Wulf on Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:41 pm

    Reaperfan wrote:Don't you all know that only the most hardcore and competitive of players use Arcade Fightstick controllers? And don't skimp on the price, the cheap ones are weak and won't withstand the rapid pace of button-pressing required for even the most average of competitive play. You wanna win, you get yourself one of the $300, 8-gate, limited tournament edition ones.
    8-gate please real pros use a 4-gate and mash until your fingers bleed


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