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    Let me tell you the story of Charles.....

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    Post by SirArchmage Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:33 pm

    Hello Dark Souls forums. Something of interest has happened. An epic story that I felt inclined to share with you.

    Let me tell you the story of a man named Charles.


    Now, this is Charles.
    The Majestic Charles:
    Charles likes Taylor Swift. People make fun of Charles because of this. Mainly because he is a 39 year old, neck bearded wizard that enjoys listening to Taylor Swift.
    Spoiler:
    But does the internet make fun of Charles for this? Not at all! The internet supports Charles in his endeavors of listening to Taylor Swift. And when the internet heard that Charles entered himself into a competition to meet Taylor Swift? They jumped at the chance to help him!
    The Internet Loves Charles:
    People from Funnyjunk, Reddit, and 4chan all helped to vote for Charles! And within about two days of their help, this happened.

    The Internet has spoken:
    Charles took the lead! Isn't it fantastic! He managed to take the lead in the competition all the way until it finished.
    ...........
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    But wait, something horrible happened! Charles took the lead, kept it for over a week, and was so close to meeting his idol, Taylor Swift, when this happened........
    Taylor Swift sucks:

    NO! Charles, our neck-bearded hero, has failed! The contest was canceled, and Charles cannot meet her like the internet wished for him to do......
    NOOOOO!!!!!!:




    It seems that the legacy of Charles has ended for now. The internet has failed. Long live Charles, the neck-bearded wizard!
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    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:48 pm

    that is... so profoundly sad... poor Charles, we must endeavor that the internet can never fail its wizards again!Prostration
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    Post by Dibsville Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:00 pm

    I demand he receive compensation.
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    Post by Marino. Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:36 pm

    I think i actually feel for him...poor guy pony02 
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    Post by BrotherBob Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:16 pm

    I looked up the story on Google, and all I found was a bunch of "news articles" bashing the poor guy. Thankfully, all the comments bash these "journalists" for being a**hats and d**chebags.
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    Post by SirArchmage Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:57 am

    BrotherBob wrote:I looked up the story on Google, and all I found was a bunch of "news articles" bashing the poor guy. Thankfully, all the comments bash these "journalists" for being a**hats and d**chebags.
    Charles had a bunch of hate. All the other contestants were reporting him, saying he was cheating, and a lot of other stuff. I am guessing they are in part the reason this happened(and in response to them doing this I sent out links for people to vote on the forum chat, to my school friends, and my xbox friends. Don't mess with Charles).

    I see little reason why Charles shouldn't have the chance of winning a contest if that is what everyone wants him to do. Which, from results that came from Funnyjunk, Reddit and 4chan, people definitely wanted him to win. Most probably did it for the famous 4chan slogan "I'm doing it for the lulz," but still, he won fair and square.

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