Confessions

Animaaal wrote:I'm ticklish and a little freaked out by those silver-see through-centipede things "silverbacks?"...they look like aliens that fly...but they walk....like a hovercraft.  

I like spiders though, truly fascinating spieces, I used to collect them.
^Manly redeeming comment.

Silverfish.  You're thinking of Silverfish

As for my thoughts on spiders:

I've watched Cool Runnings more times than anyone ever should.

Animaaal wrote:I'm ticklish and a little freaked out by those silver-see through-centipede things "silverbacks?"

This is a silverback


I think you meant silverfish
Next time just think of Minecraft strongholds.


I'm not freaked out by insects.
...except caterpillars...

One day i was peacefully eating an artichoke, and as i was reaching the bottom, with those hair-like "leaves", i grabbed the little remaining ones and removed them all in one motion, rather quickly.
Suddenly, big *** white (dead), VERY visible caterpillar appeared and made me fall backwards along with my chair and almost remove the top of the table from its legs and probably send the caterpillar flying and land on me.

Tolvo wrote:The tough part is that I actually prefer small boobs, the large ones just look weird to me.

 



I never got when guys say that.  Weird how?  

I imagine having a guy that thinks big boobs are weird is like having a girl who prefers small meat sticks because they think it's cute.

Soris sometimes I envy the people that haven't experienced a relationship.  Depending on your first one, it can either put you on a good path or *** you over for a long time.

To me it just doesn't look attractive, similar to how a guy with a twelve inch member with the girth of a can of pop probably wouldn't actually look attractive.  It's just that large boobs are more common.

Tolvo wrote:The tough part is that I actually prefer small boobs, the large ones just look weird to me.

 This. Seconded. C cups are about as much as I can take.

Tolvo wrote:To me it just doesn't look attractive, similar to how a guy with a twelve inch member with the girth of a can of pop probably wouldn't actually look attractive.  It's just that large boobs are more common.

They just need to complement the woman's body proportionally IMO.

And Tolvo, I doubt most girls dig on the chode.

Tolvo wrote:To me it just doesn't look attractive, similar to how a guy with a twelve inch member with the girth of a can of pop probably wouldn't actually look attractive.  It's just that large boobs are more common.

Ew.

@hue and reaper

 

I like all <3s and think their mere existence proves that God considers women to be the master race.

LunarFog wrote:

Tolvo wrote:The tough part is that I actually prefer small boobs, the large ones just look weird to me.

 



I never got when guys say that.  Weird how?  

I imagine having a guy that thinks big boobs are weird is like having a girl who prefers small meat sticks because they think it's cute.

No, it just looks better on some girls, not for the boobs themselves, but the general silhouette.
Besides, i kinda like skinnier girls.

I have been cheated on, multiple times.

Tolvo wrote:Soris sometimes I envy the people that haven't experienced a relationship.  Depending on your first one, it can either put you on a good path or *** you over for a long time.

The grass is always greener, eh?  I can't speak for Soris, but as another Forever-Alone-Guy cosplayer (at least thematically), I envy the people who have the courage to be social enough to develop relationships at all.  The very dilemma you bring up is what keeps me from being able to associate with anyone I don't already know because the possibility of that path going sour is frightening.  But then after a long enough time it starts to feel like life is kind of hollow when you're never experiencing and meeting new people.  The struggle between social anxiety and emptiness starts to eat at you...

"'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all."
~Alfred Lord Tennyson

Tolvo wrote:I have been cheated on, multiple times.

 Once for me.  I think we've all been there at least once.  I know it breaks a lot of people but I actually think it helped me grow up a little bit.

More of an azz man myself anyway. 

The odd part is, or rather the pathetic part, is the cheating didn't break me.  When I found out about it after a friend of mine bragging to me about sleeping with my girlfriend, I asked her about it.  She admitted to it, then I found out from others that she cheated on me with two other guys.  She asked me if I could forgive her, I said I was willing to work through it with her and forgive her, and that it would just take time.  After hearing that, she broke up with me and said since I didn't yell at her or get incredibly angry for her cheating on me with three other men, that I wasn't even a man.  I remember I almost killed myself that night, but I felt it would be unfair to her.  I didn't want that sort of thing on her shoulders.

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote: I never been in a relationship in my life. Don't think that will change for 10 years.

 I'm obviously not like most girls but I like guys who don't have romance as their very first priority the most.  They're just less respectable in my eyes.  And the whole "friendzone" thing  that goes around on the internet isn't all that true.  You can think of the friendzone as the line up to bat to see which bases you can get to if you know what I mean.

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:More of an azz man myself anyway. 

 This as well. Seconded.

Personally I'm an eye guy, for whatever reason I just really love pretty eyes.  Everything else is secondary, it actually has always made me wonder how I would be with a woman with an eye condition.  Kind of makes me feel like a ****.

Elite Knight wrote:

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:More of an azz man myself anyway. 

 This is well. Seconded.

 This is also very pleasing to mine ears.  "*** is nature's apology for lack of rack".  

I'm enjoying the hell out of this song right now. xD