A lesson on being a man.

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:04 pm

    Indeed your memory serves you correct, I own an Xbox but no Live or Dark Souls. Thanks for the wishes for the marriage though - much appreciated man!


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by White Knight Wulf on Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:31 pm

    no prob buddy wats ur build


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Leet on Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:12 pm

    You've inspired me to make a mid-roll build.

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by drdrack on Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:21 pm

    I like to believe all girls on the internet to be magic dolphins, because I belive in magic dolphins (what does this has anything to do with this topic is beyond me, so let's leave at it here)

    On topic, is it bad if you made a tanky character that looks for backstab (mid roll btw). Because that's what im planning on my next character (as many would hate me for it, i do miss the DWGR old effect)

    Or is it impossible to be manly and unmanly at the same time? Well, regardless, I'm going to attempt it
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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:25 pm

    Wether lunar is a male or not is irrelivant to the topic. Its a joke. Can we stop being oversensitive please? Thanks.

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    Anyways, I most definitely agree with the strategy remarks for slower rolls (and usually heavier weapons.) Its a good idea to have a solid way to shut down magic though, so you wouldn't go amiss with sms or magic barrier (unless you have havels shield)


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by e134rr0n on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:41 pm

    Zeus and Thor were the manliest of men and in their honor I bring lightning to the table

    http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=323690340780484985

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    really just wanted an excuse to put sunlight blade on the obsidian greatsword, i mean come on they went and made it enchantable...


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:24 pm

    Feeling emasculated...sad 

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by IIdoneus on Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:41 pm

    Uhmmm I LOVE ***less chaps so excuuuuuuussse me, princess! 

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by hey its andres on Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:36 pm

    ALRIGHT LADIES THE PARTY IS F---ING OVER. HERE'S MY "I DON'T GIVE A SH-- ABOUT YOUR FAST ROLL" BUILD. IT'S F---ING AWESOME. YOU SHOULD TRY IT UNLESS YOU'RE A *****. AND IF YOU'RE A P---Y, THEN YOU'RE A B---- THAT SHOULDN'T PLAY DARK SOULS. 


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    NOW THAT'S A F---ING LINK. MAKE THAT SH-- LONG LIKE YOUR D---. LET ME EXPLAIN THIS BUILD FOR ALL THE P---Y B----ES OUT THERE (F---IN' F-----S)!


    DRAGON KING GREATAXE BECAUSE REAL MEN ARE KINGS. SMASH THAT SH-- ON GANKERS ALL NIGHT LONG. WHO NEEDS A SHIELD? PUT THE GRASS CREST ON YOUR BACK TO TWO HAND YOUR WEAPON. CANVAS TALISMAN BECAUSE REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO WORK MIRACLES WITH THEIR FINGERS, RIGHT LADIES? 


    HAVEL'S RING AND FAVOR AND PROTECTION SO YOU F--- SH-- UP, OKAY?! GOT IT?! GOOD! GIANT'S ARMOR SO YOU TOWER ABOVE YOUR FOES, ROYAL HELM TO DECLARE YOUR DIVINE RIGHT, HAVEL'S GAUNTLETS CUZ THEIR BAD A--, AND THE BLACK IRON LEGGINGS SO YOU DON'T GET BURNED YOU STUPID C---. 


    WHAT'S THAT? LLOYD'S TALISMAN AND DUNG PIE? ONE IS TO PUNISH ALL THOSE P---Y GANKERS AND THEIR BUTT BUDDIES, AND THE OTHER IS BECAUSE YOU SH-- ON EVERYONE BELOW YOU. WHY HUMANITY? IT'S TO HEAL YOU IDIOT. 


    YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. FOREST HUNTER. BEST DAMN COVENANT OUT THEIR. WHY? BECAUSE ONLY MEN FIGHT 2V1. IF YOUR LUCKY YOU MIGHT EVEN GET 3V1. NOW GO OUT THEIR AND STOP WHINING YOU A--HOLES!

     


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by blkfish92 on Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:21 am

    Manly men require skill =p This was a funny read!


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Animaaal on Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:40 am

    Last man standing....The King

    The School of Wizardy has addressed this sentiment before....looks like its time for reiteration....

    Animaaal wrote:
    skarekrow13 wrote:...Enjoy lemon scented victims...<---hilarious lol
    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:...BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...
    LunarFog wrote:...The guys wear crowns and flaunt the same rings...mistaken that they're a man...Worse yet are the fake ones...

    A Caster's Rebuttal


    A blade with a buff is never enough,
    I transcend my shield with magic and stuff.

    The howls of spite will never shed light,
    on your envy of us and all of our might.

    Fake crowns of egos are not my slogan,
    my head is adorned with the remnants of Logan.
    Power from rings is not my thing,
    you'll watch me immune as I flip and I sing.

    You seek a real man in this war stricken land,
    as I calm your fears with a touch of my hand.
    You’re dead inside more so than before,
    because of my casting of undead rapport.

    The fodder who casts the spell of Pursuers,
    are useful to me like rats in the sewers.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,
    if you want to survive make magics your friend.

      twisted:weap-enchanted: twisted  

    1) Heavy Armor???

    *I know chicks dig dudes with big muscles, but I don't think they find all the chaffing and rashes very attractive. sick  
    *I can also just take off my robe if she's cold, or "cast a fire". Mage  

    2) He-man types...

    *So you like the jocks???  Dats cool.  Never pegged you for the "cheerleader type", but hey, whatever makes the world go round right? Lift   

    3) Big Swords

    *Soooooooo it doesn't matter if the sword is clunky and inefficient....just as long as its "big" huh?  
    You're missing out honey. cool 

    4)

    ???:
    I got a good laugh outta this, thanks lunar! +1 thumbs up 

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by hey its andres on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:20 am

    Animaal is excused from any and all excessive displays of bravado. 

    THE REST OF YOU B----ES BETTER MAN THE HELL UP AND NOW! YOUR LIGHT ARMOR MAKES IT EASY TO SEE YOUR P---Y.


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by e134rr0n on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:40 am

    End dump ftw,

    (that sounds a little wrong)

    http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=349207483370578485

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Rynn on Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:01 am

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:28 am


    That fight... Wow...Look Skyward 

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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Dibsville on Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:30 am

    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:

    That fight... Wow...Look Skyward 
    10/10, Best fight.


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:42 am

    http://mmdks.com/35g2
    Manly Layton Build
    Ok so you want to be a real man? Well let me tell you this, a real man doesn't only need his fists like in all those Hollywood movies, a real man needs BRAINS too! However only few people have brains like this....Except for one...


    I mean look at that? Doesn't he looks both smart and POWERFUL? Still not convinced huh? Well let me show you what he has to deal with every day....


     HE'S


    A GODDAMN


    GENTLEMAN WHO TAKES CARE OF TWO IDIOTS!


    Convinced? Well good!


    Tophat and Longcoat, just because you must be manly doesn't mean you have to lose class!
    Havel gauntlets and legs. What? The Professor doesn't wear that? You fool! He has it under his sleeves and boots! It's kinda like Goku only more awesome.
    And now for the weapons!
    The Greatsword is all you need, just handle it like a rapier first and then SMASH SKULLS!
    The Crossbow is good too, Avelyn is too mainstream. Heavy Crossbow is for manly gentlemen!
    The Grass Crest Shield is only for stamina, the Professor doesn't need a silly Anti-Magic shield! He just goes near Magic and Magic goes poof!
    An Ascended Flame just in case we forgot matchsticks.
    Then Havel's Ring and FaP Ring, we are only using them cuz they look cool on fingers.
    Ok, you are done! Now go beat up people and lecture them on Puzzles 101!


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:27 am

    You missed out on a perfect 'Manly' reference to the ballerinas!

    Where was the ' You're about as manly as the typical Square Enix character '?


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:36 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:You missed out on a perfect 'Manly' reference to the ballerinas!

    Where was the ' You're about as manly as the typical Square Enix character '?
    Specify or suffer death at the hands of Hershel Layton.
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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:43 am

    It was in response to Lunar good fellow.


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by befowler on Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:33 pm

    The manliest buff I use is Flash Sweat.  First of all -- it makes you sweaty and disgusting.  Second, it lets you tank right through pyromancies.  If you ever want to see someone break and run, just throw on Flash Sweat, shield up, and go straight at them through a great fireball or even a tempest.  Landing a charge move with a great club or greatsword even though you are on fire is pretty amazing to behold.  It's basically this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WjkR_AAhLRY#t=273s


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    Re: A lesson on being a man.

    Post by Sentiel on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:00 pm

    Nobody got time to read all this.

    I wanted to be a real man! So I took my Black Iron getup, made a 50/10 build, like a real man. Tarkus style! However I ended up failing with weapons.

    Damage-wise, best choices are Demon weapons, but god, those things are slow as turtle orgy and can't hit anything that doesn't fatroll. I didn't want to use Man-serpent Greatsword, because it has a moveset way too similar to Claymore. I want a change! I tried more, or less everything Str based and now I understand why everybody uses Zwei, or Large Clubs. Zwei is just super easy to use as long as you watch your timing and spacing. Large Clubs do huge damage, which is only a little lower than those of Demon weapons, while they weight half, or even less of what Demon weapons weight. With their roll R1 AoE, I know think that these weapons should be nerfed. I don't understand how a piece of wood can do more damage than huge axe, or a sword.

    On the other hand. If I do manage to actually hit someone with a Demon weapon, they can kiss goodbye to around 800-900 of their HP, but I can't stagger them to land another hit and I'm too slow to connect it to a bs.

    My manliness needs more training! silly


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