Replacing my smartphone with a butler

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    Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by LunarFog on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:20 pm

    How would I go about changing the standard beeps and boops on my iphone to a classy british guy that says things like "Madame, you have recieved a message"

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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:22 pm

    Is there that new talking phone? I saw a commercial with John Malkovich where his phone basically spoke to him in that fashion.

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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by Carphil on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:39 pm

    I'd break it.


    But joke aside, is there any commercial for it?


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by SirArchmage on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:41 pm

    Sometimes I steal my friends phones and replace their ringtone to a recording of me laughing. I have a very odd laugh.

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s04msAIGkqsp

    Though sadly I know nothing of iPhones except that I am fairly certain they steal tiny bits of your soul.


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by LunarFog on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:41 pm

    Nope. No commercials.  But I remember my cousin changing his phone so it played the healing sound from Pokemon every time it charged and the metal gear solid codex beep whenever he got a text.  I figure it would be the same.

    Edit:  You have a lovely voice Archmage.  You may be the jester in my kingdom.

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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by Carphil on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:43 pm

    LunarFog wrote:Nope. No commercials.  But I remember my cousin changing his phone so it played the healing sound from Pokemon every time it charged and the metal gear solid codex beep whenever he got a text.  I figure it would be the same.

    Edit:  You have a lovely voice Archmage.  You may be the jester in my kingdom.

    I managed to put the codec on my wake alarm, other than that I can't do anything :razz:

    @Archmage lol what a voice! Try Opera!


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by Carphil on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:59 pm

    @lunar maybe you know this: http://www.instantsfun.es/

    You can also download in Android and Iphone maybe, but I never managed to put those cliche sounds in my phone memory, I'm quite dumb for these stuff actually :razz:


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by SirArchmage on Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:34 pm

    Jester? JESTER!? Feh, I shall not allow myself to be put on such a lowly level of "Jester"! I am of the highest quality of mages and you shan't find another such as I. I demand to have 8 donkeys, 20 acres of land, the soul of Carphil, and the blood-drained heads of 30 forest gankers before I join thou's kingdom!

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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by LunarFog on Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:49 pm

    ...I want you to have a debate with Vaati

    It would be the best zero-energy monotone arguemtn in history.

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    Post by SirArchmage on Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:54 pm

    A debate between two monotones? Dear lord, that sounds like it would bore the eardrums of everyone listening to death. And you need to join the chat more. Though not now. Right now everyone is having a random noise contest.


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by Encore on Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:58 am

    Damn, Mage, such a beautiful voice.


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:12 am

    LunarFog wrote:How would I go about changing the standard beeps and boops on my iphone to a classy british guy that says things like "Madame, you have recieved a message"                                                                                                                    Your only option would be to get a classy british male from the forum to record your proposed messages and then set it to the tone for that function. Sorry about the reply being in quote my phone is bugged out so can't escape quote boxes.


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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by Sentiel on Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:20 am

    I read "Replacing my smartphone with a butter".
    You wot mate? O_o

    lol!

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    Re: Replacing my smartphone with a butler

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:47 am

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