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    Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:49 pm

    So let's go ahead and take some bets on which games are going to flat out be terrible.

    My predictions:
    -Plants Vs. Zombies 2 will capture the attention of 4 year olds everywhere, becoming the next Kinect or Angry Birds.
    -Xbox One will try to show more gaming features, will be outclassed by PS4 and possibly Steambox.
    -Nintendo will reveal a "surprise" niche to try to save the Wii U.
    -Handheld games will be saturated by Soul Sacrifice and MH3U clones.
    -Every FPS game will look the same and include the same "new mechanics".
    -The Super Smash Bros. demo will be terrible, causing Nintendo fans to boo Reggie Fils-Aime off stage.
    -All of the racing games will be identical due to diminishing returns on graphic power.




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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:12 pm

    SadPanda wrote:So let's go ahead and take some bets on which games are going to flat out be terrible.

    My predictions:
    -Plants Vs. Zombies 2 will capture the attention of 4 year olds everywhere, becoming the next Kinect or Angry Birds.
    -Xbox One will try to show more gaming features, will be outclassed by PS4 and possibly Steambox.
    -Nintendo will reveal a "surprise" niche to try to save the Wii U.
    -Handheld games will be saturated by Soul Sacrifice and MH3U clones.
    -Every FPS game will look the same and include the same "new mechanics".
    -The Super Smash Bros. demo will be terrible, causing Nintendo fans to boo Reggie Fils-Aime off stage.
    -All of the racing games will be identical due to diminishing returns on graphic power.

    -Dark Souls II revealed to have been delayed to October 2015
    -Half Life 3 announced and suddenly cancelled at the same time
    -Steam is shut down by Gabe Newell
    -The fall of digital videogames starts
    -Xbox One and PS4 rival for videogame president
    -Communist Wii U wins elections, gives equal amount of games to everyone
    -A group of PC gamers assaults Gabe Newell and steal his Half Life 3 beta CD
    -The World ends...With you!


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:18 pm

    ResIsBestStat wrote:
    A group of PC gamers assaults Gabe Newell and steal his Half Life 3 beta CD


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Encore on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:25 pm

    I think you summed it all up pretty nice! If this had not been on topic it would be 1 upvote more for you!



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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:30 pm

    Teh Kitten´s Cat wrote:I think you summed it all up pretty nice! If this had not been on topic it would be 1 upvote more for you!

    What do you mean on topic? I don't really care about upvotes or downvotes either laughing


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:35 pm

    Racing games are about a lot more than graphics. Sims tend to be shiny yes, but thats the point of a sim (a mathmatical reproduction of real life)


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:38 pm

    Yeah, but next gen is really boasting the higher FPS, better graphics, higher polygon count, etc.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:43 pm

    Because that has been a huge factor for each new gen for the last 20 years. Can't expect that to change over night, even when we all know there isn't as much room for improvement anymore.

    I think the biggest blunder has already been comitted, microsoft cancelling their interviews about the xbox 1 at e3. Way to show consumers that you actually know what you're doing.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Encore on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:47 pm

    SadPanda wrote:
    Teh Kitten´s Cat wrote:I think you summed it all up pretty nice! If this had not been on topic it would be 1 upvote more for you!

    What do you mean on topic? I don't really care about upvotes or downvotes either laughing

    I meant "Off-Topic". It is my way of showing that you did a great job. A way of showing that you did right.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by RANT on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:47 pm

    Capcom not announcing a new monster hunter for sony systems will enrage people so much that they will blow up Capcom headquarters.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:51 pm

    Bamco announces day 1 DLC for Dark Souls II.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Peaceful Wollyhop on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:59 pm

    RANT wrote:Capcom not announcing a new monster hunter for sony systems will enrage people so much that they will blow up Capcom headquarters.

    Sounds about right


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Latitoast on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:24 pm

    SadPanda wrote:Bamco announces day 1 DLC for Dark Souls II.
    "New Dragon Camo for your swords!"

    "Elite Knight Armor package!"


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:40 pm

    Latitoast wrote:
    SadPanda wrote:Bamco announces day 1 DLC for Dark Souls II.
    "New Dragon Camo for your swords!"

    "Elite Knight Armor package!"
    Pre-order now with Gamestop and begin the game with 1,000,000 souls, and 5 2x soul codes!

    But, pre-order with Wal-Mart and receive a full set of Giant's armor from the get go! *Does not include the day 1 DLC lightning rapier +5 and complimentary Activision (TM) hornet ring*

    *Season pass for all lightning weapons is $19.99 per month*


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:54 pm

    Lucas Arts announces a Mass Effect Star Wars Crossover game that is canon made by Bioware.

    Lucas Arts announces Star Wars The Force Unleashed 3.

    Lucas Arts announces that EA will be making Star Wars Sports Games.

    Lucas Arts announces DICE is working on a star wars game, for IOS. And that battlefront 3 has been cancelled.
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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Encore on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:55 pm

    I thought Lucas Arts was disolved=


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:57 pm

    They still exist, they basically just publish Star Wars brand games now. They are no longer developers, so they don't make the games. EA, Bioware, DICE, and Visceral now have the ability to use the Star Wars license after paying for it.
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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:46 pm

    If ANYONE boos Reggie, I will throttle them.

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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by SadPanda on Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:57 pm

    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:If ANYONE boos Reggie, I will throttle them.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:06 pm

    We see more of CoD Ghosts with "new" dogs.Not like we had dogs before in any of those games like ever.....
    DICE reveal even better destruction in BF4,beautiful graphics and tight squad gameplay,only to realise everyone is at the afore mentioned Call of Kinectimals reveal.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:09 pm

    The Next Call of duty gets vehicles to copy the success of the Battlefield series.

    The next Battlefield has no vehicles to copy the success of the Call of Duty series.
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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:55 pm

    Dark Souls II ends up being postponed at E3.

    A new terrorist organization bombs E3.

    Call of Duty won't actually add anything new to the new game.

    Microsoft will continue to disappoint gamers.


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by cerealaire on Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:55 am

    sony to reveal the ps4 ? hopefully we get to see rainbow 6 patriots ,(bf4)prepare 4 battle with 99 problems yesss not mom can you buy me the new call of duty i hope ubisoft shows watchdogs more than assassins creed 4,in case you guys dont know sony has alot of free to play games more amazing than mexbox juan oh almost forgot i havent seen the last guardian for a long time hope it appears


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Latitoast on Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:28 am

    SadPanda wrote:
    Latitoast wrote:
    SadPanda wrote:Bamco announces day 1 DLC for Dark Souls II.
    "New Dragon Camo for your swords!"

    "Elite Knight Armor package!"
    Pre-order now with Gamestop and begin the game with 1,000,000 souls, and 5 2x soul codes!

    But, pre-order with Wal-Mart and receive a full set of Giant's armor from the get go! *Does not include the day 1 DLC lightning rapier +5 and complimentary Activision (TM) hornet ring*

    *Season pass for all lightning weapons is $19.99 per month*
    "Pre-Order the Ultimate edition to get exclusive access to the Giantdad character!"

    "Pre-order the Dark Edition to get unlimited castings of Dark Bead, and the exclusive TCC"


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    Re: Biggest Blunder of E3

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:30 am

    Pre-order.....enough said.


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