I was out walking when, all of the sudden I see some hunters run across the path in front of me. Ok, thats normal, they must have seen a deer or a moose. Well, then I heard the screams of an old woman. I ran after the hunters and found that they were shooting at an elderly female farmer. I then followed their chase. They ran the old woman into a creek, and she swam a across...right into a troll cave. The old farmer then took out her dagger and started striking the troll, only to be punched and sent flying. The hunters then turned their attention to the troll, who, thanks to the brilliant Skyrim AI, just stood there and refused to cross the creek. A stray arrow hit a wandering ministrel, who used a shock spell to kill both hunters and the troll. As if this was not enough, a traveling Kajit merchant band was hit by something earlier, and so the ministrel and the merchant, both flagged as essential characters, began an endless battle, which rages to this very moment on my save file.
My brain was so exhaustsd from this WTF ordeal, I went back to playing Dark Souls.