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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:20 pm

    What? I have female friends who are too embarrassed to buy stuff like that. I enjoy getting to pretend to be a gruff worker going in to buy sex toys, it's very amusing to see people try and make sense of me.

    Or for fights, you ever had a duel with those things? They pack a punch.
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    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon May 27, 2013 8:22 pm

    Tolvo wrote:What? I have female friends who are too embarrassed to buy stuff like that. I enjoy getting to pretend to be a gruff worker going in to buy sex toys, it's very amusing to see people try and make sense of me.

    Or for fights, you ever had a duel with those things? They pack a punch.
    I am jealous now,dildo fights sound awesome.I obviously play Saint's Row.


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:23 pm

    Just always make sure to smell it before using it for a fight, just in case. Clean it often just in case too. You never know who is going to be a disgusting *** an use a used one for a fight.
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    Post by Jester's Tears on Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

    Stalk! No wait. That's still fu*ked up...


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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

    Okay Tolvo has officially made it to #56 my top 1000 eccentric people in the world. Living that is.


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    Post by Latitoast on Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

    Am I anywhere on that list?


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    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

    Latitoast wrote:Am I anywhere on that list?


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:26 pm

    By the way, get a double sides one. They're longer so you have a longer weapon to swing, it makes it hit pretty hard. Also avoid the neck, head, and balls. As I said it will hit pretty hard.
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    Post by SirArchmage on Mon May 27, 2013 8:30 pm

    Tolvo wrote:By the way, get a double sides one. They're longer so you have a longer weapon to swing, it makes it hit pretty hard. Also avoid the neck, head, and balls. As I said it will hit pretty hard.
    The fact you know so much in the art of dildo fighting disturbs me a bit Tolvo.


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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 27, 2013 8:31 pm

    Lati and Dibs I am working on you two but you two are far in the 700s. Still there would be no way I could get away with having sex and anything like it without someone knowing it.


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:32 pm

    If you want to be a bit nicer with your fighting, they also sell ones that are way more rubber without much substance to them. Frankly I don't know how that works for women, but basically it is way softer and will bounce when it hits you. So it's not nearly as painful, usually they are ribbed.

    Nothing is funnier than seeing a guy with a red outline of a penis across his nipple.

    EDIT: You do have to realize I'm probably one of the most disturbing people on the forum. Poor 18 year old Lunar abandoned the thread, she bit off more 18+ content then she could consume. Me, I'm rolling in the **** and trying to make games out of it.
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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 27, 2013 8:34 pm

    Okay if I ever in a history of law enforcement find a case involving a dildo as weapon I will think it is Tolvo who did it.


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:37 pm

    *Puts on sunglasses.* "Get ***."

    *Beats them to death with a dildo.*
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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by SirArchmage on Mon May 27, 2013 8:38 pm

    Tolvo wrote:*Puts on sunglasses.* "Get ***."

    *Beats them to death with a dildo.*
    You'd make a great vigilante.


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    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

    "I don't get it, why does everyone think I'm a homosexual? I mean sure, I'm a dildo themed superhero but I only use them to beat down crime."
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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

    Welcome to the adult life Lunar where your sanity varies by how far you look into the new life.


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:41 pm

    Just be thankful I can't post any of the way more wild and disturbing things I think of. I have a story I helped create about Mel Gibson and let's just say the genre of the story would be child erotica. It's pretty hilarious though if find weird crap funny.

    EDIT: Well I guess even if the rules weren't there I still wouldn't post it since it would be illegal to post.
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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 27, 2013 8:43 pm

    Drinking (legally)

    Driving (yes i could do it at 17, but still counts)

    Having total autonomy over things separate from parents


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    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon May 27, 2013 8:44 pm

    I dunno if I'd go into child stuff but I find the rest to be hillarious.


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    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 27, 2013 8:44 pm

    Drawbacks of being 18:
    Now you have to pay for everything


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    Re: One of the best things about being 18 is...

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:45 pm

    Well I love offensive humor, so to me depending on how it is done I can end up finding it hilarious.
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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 27, 2013 8:45 pm

    Dibs you know you have to sign for the draft in the U.S.A if you're an 18 year old guy right?


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    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 27, 2013 8:46 pm

    I didn't have to.

    EDIT: If I did I'd work on moving to Canada or somewhere else to dodge the draft, *** the army.
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    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 27, 2013 8:47 pm

    Suddenly it becomes more fun being with underage girls....

    ^Not sure if that joke is too inappropriate


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    Post by Latitoast on Mon May 27, 2013 8:48 pm

    Dibsville wrote:Drawbacks of being 18:
    Now you have to pay for everything
    I have to pay for everything now.


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