What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

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    What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Seignar on Mon May 20, 2013 12:51 am

    Just imagine, how would our every day life be like if Dark Souls was like real life? Well, there are lots of bad things I'm sure, but I do see one good thing out of it:

    We never get traffic because people will just warp to work.

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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by RANT on Mon May 20, 2013 1:05 am

    you mean work as in killing hollows work? if you do then yes.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 20, 2013 1:06 am

    Actually, only one person could warp.


    We would never get hungry and we could jump off abnormally high heights.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by TheColdestHeart on Mon May 20, 2013 2:03 am

    We'd all be rolling around like derps everywhere.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 20, 2013 2:05 am

    So true.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by SirArchmage on Mon May 20, 2013 2:07 am

    I'd go Chameleon everywhere and randomly use Aural Decoy to mess with peoples heads.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Elifia on Mon May 20, 2013 2:17 am

    Dibsville wrote:we could jump off abnormally high heights.

    You mean like these guys?



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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by wretchedsausage on Mon May 20, 2013 4:18 am

    I think that brawling people who could not be with brawled before, eg. teachers, political leaders, guy at Mcdonalds who drops your burger when you're going through the drive thru, would be the best part. The only problem I can see is that a crow crapping on your car would become a whole nother ballgame...


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Hue on Mon May 20, 2013 6:21 am

    We would be immortal

    That would be awesome


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by GrinTwist on Mon May 20, 2013 11:44 am

    Bonewheels would exist and to be honest that's all I need to want for this to happen.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Avenger649 on Mon May 20, 2013 12:41 pm

    Imagine if you were gravelorded in real life, you would never leave the house again, especially if a spirit of vengeance would invade you whenever you did anything wrong.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Peaceful Wollyhop on Mon May 20, 2013 1:28 pm

    What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???




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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Hue on Mon May 20, 2013 2:33 pm

    Peaceful Wollyhop wrote:What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???


    I have an account in the bethesda forums that does exactly this kind of things

    Now what if they have spies on the DkS forums for ideas on their next game?


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Animaaal on Mon May 20, 2013 4:42 pm

    I'd be hooked on green blossoms and prolly just hang out with Domhnall.
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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Latitoast on Mon May 20, 2013 5:01 pm

    There would be a lot of twelve year olds with elf ears, Dragoncrest Rings, and TCCs thinking they're cool for spamming Dark Bead and Pursuers.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by deadagain on Mon May 20, 2013 5:40 pm

    I would love it as long as there was no lag. silly


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by A Fierce Plankton on Mon May 20, 2013 5:41 pm

    All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.
    Police officers would cut off suspect's ears.
    Parks and green zones would be the most dangerous areas.
    Metros would be giant serpents warping you through the abyss.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 20, 2013 5:42 pm

    A Fierce Plankton wrote:All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.
    Police officers would cut off suspect's ears.
    Parks and green zones would be the most dangerous areas.
    Metros would be giant serpents warping you through the abyss.
    YES!
    YESYES!


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by cerealaire on Mon May 20, 2013 6:35 pm

    if it was people would go horny over gwyns daughter


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Satoshi on Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

    A Fierce Plankton wrote:All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.

    https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=315011906208460411 This x10?

    On topic = Throwing Great Chaos Fireballs at your enemies' home?

    Policemen would have Lightning Spear instead of a taser, and an Avelyn as a gun?

    People who have a curved weapon will get assaulted in the alley.

    People who are on this forum would rule the world.

    Policemen would be Darkmoons.

    Rain would destroy us to get to work. Unless you make bonfires inside.

    You will waste metal to put swords in bonfires.

    You will be lagging...in REAL LIFE. (Oh, Gwyn...the horror...)

    All will develop parrying reflexes...but some of us already have it.

    When we die, we get spat out of a bonfire and backstabbed by a BS spammer.




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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Latitoast on Mon May 20, 2013 10:27 pm

    I can see some jerk sitting around a bonfire with a Hornet's Ring and a DGA waiting to backstab anyone who dies.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon May 20, 2013 10:41 pm

    Bonfires would be our beds, and transportation system, though you still need to touch them. You can avoid bleed by rolling, miracles would be used by medical officers and pyromancies would be a energy resource.


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon May 20, 2013 10:42 pm

    We would constantly drown.
    We would constantly hit writing items out of other people's hands to "Parry them"


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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by RralIX on Mon May 20, 2013 10:48 pm

    Rats will be extinct, due to extreme farming...
    Unless they also respawn.
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    Re: What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

    Post by Seignar on Mon May 20, 2013 11:37 pm

    I still can't believe known of you mentioned the most important one:

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