by GrinTwist Mon May 13, 2013 10:29 pm
It was a sunny day in the town of Whocaresville. The birds flew with grace over the beautiful green fields of grass and rabbits and squirrels alike walked among the fields without a care in the world. Needless to say the day could not be any more perfect.
I stepped out of my dark house where I left my game of Dark Souls on hold to enjoy the beautiful weather. The sun blinded me at first when I stepped out, as I had not been out in this type of weather in quite some time. All I could think to myself was how amazing everything was and what I could do on the beautiful day.
I looked towards my left, out towards the field, and smiled to myself wondering about all the animals that were enjoying themselves out there. It came across my mind that there might actually be a few deer out in those fields because of how close to the woods they were. A thought occurred to me in that span of time, that I should go out for a walk within those woods.
As I started walking towards the woods I heard a rumble of thunder behind me. Confused, I spun around to find myself looking at a... pink cloud. I walked forward and took another glance at what I saw. The clouds were still pink but I could tell that some areas of the cloud had also been covered in purple as well.
All of a sudden, another rumble came from behind me and I turned my head to the forest. I stumbled to the ground at what I saw getting closer towards me. All I could do was grab the ground and look in horror and confusion at what I saw.
Gremlins, gremlins riding pink elephants. I couldn't believe my eyes at what I saw getting closer towards me. I watched as these beasts ran past me and then past my house as well. I turned my head once again and saw myself standing in front of a well dressed man in odd colors. I stammered for a few seconds before I was able to muster a question out of my mouth in a small voice.
"Wh- who are you?" I questioned the man, with a fearful face.
He nodded his head, only scaring me more. I tried my best to get good footing so I could run away but only ended up tripping over myself, landing myself face forward on the ground. As I lay there I could only wonder what would happen next to me, now the man had realized that I was afraid.
All of a sudden, I felt a warm hand grab my shoulder and hoist me up onto my feet. It was the man, but instead of him having an open smile of glee on his face he had instead had a warm smile that made me feel more comfortable in my situation. I tried to ask, again who he was but he quietly shushed me and handed me what seemed to be a Laito.
"We're the Gremlins, now go over there and blow your house up." He stated with that still warming smile on his face.
I had no choice, a sudden urge came over me to see my house burn. All of a sudden I felt the need to draw my arm out like I would in Dark Souls and I was able to cast a powerful fire spell at the porch of my house. It took only minutes before the wall burned down and my house caved in on itself.
The man called to me again and I looked over towards the still smiling man. He had a pink elephant right beside his sword holster. He signaled to me to "get on" and I, without hesitation, did. Once me and him had finally mounted on to the strange beast and we rode off into the sunset on a pink elephant.
TL;DR: Life has gotten weirder than Dark Souls.