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    Make a crazy story

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Mon May 06, 2013 2:48 pm

    What the title says. (Reneage if you don't understand this I'll kill you.)

    One day a boy and his Mogwai go to the park, while there they are quickly ambushed by giant mutant flying spider, the Mogwai however, cunning as he his, jumps in a puddle of water and multiplies into 5 Power Rangers, then they both create a Megawhatever giant that looks like Justin Bieber's true form. After a lengthy battle between the Megawhatever and the mutant spider, the Mogwai triumphs, he however becomes mad with power and starts beating up his former owner, he then whispers:
    "Your virgins shall be mine, and this world shall be devoured!" He then slowly rips the boy's arms off.
    Suddenly a magical unicorn poops on the Megawhatever's selfdestruct switch and everyone dies, the only thing remaining is a piece of metal from the Megawhatever....
    MADE IN CHINA


    Now write your own goddamn story!
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    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon May 06, 2013 3:07 pm

    There once was a guy named Kevin.He loved gaming so he bought a game called Bioshock Infinite.He had finished it in a day and had become very bored.So he then went on a random forum and decided to post some nonsense.

    The End.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by User1 on Mon May 06, 2013 3:07 pm

    One day, I took a crap in a gutter.

    The end!
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    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Mon May 06, 2013 4:03 pm

    This one time at band camp....


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Animaaal on Mon May 06, 2013 4:12 pm

    There once was a guy from Nantucket....
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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon May 06, 2013 4:12 pm

    Animaaal wrote:There once was a guy from Nantucket....
    ...who took a crap in a bucket?


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Animaaal on Mon May 06, 2013 4:45 pm

    KrazykevS10 wrote:
    Animaaal wrote:There once was a guy from Nantucket....
    ...who took a crap in a bucket?

    lol!
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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Reaperfan on Mon May 06, 2013 7:25 pm

    Reaperfan wrote:THE WORLD SHALL TASTE MY EGGS
    Written by: The Pizza Delivery Guy

    The boat was flying through the forest. I had only pants. By using economy, I was able to capture a small potato underwater. My mind was free from the tyranny of Godzilla. If only I could see it for the last time, I knew it would satisfy the Gorilla in the barrel. I stood on my knee and shouted, "This is the day we emerge victorious!" But I knew that my kidney would not let me. It was time for change. Doing jumping jacks was all they seemed to do. Curling into the fetal position was rather comforting amidst the harsh conditions. There was a moose before me, but nothing to plug it into. Indeed, time makes fools of us all. Rolling in circles was the only think keeping the plants away. Lest the paint swallow me whole.

    It was midnight near the abandoned house, and I realized it was time for a burrito. Partying like never before...partying, partying, grapefruits. When suddenly the tambourines appeared! Like the twists and turns of a Rubik's cube, it all became a rainbow. I lurched from my position, braying like a walrus. But it was all for naught, for the tourists had shown themselves. Like a tortoise from it's shell, I bounced to the sky and back. Never before had the insects tasted so swell. Flailing and flailing like an obese fencepost, the world soon realized it had nothing to wonder. By the light of the birds, the truck shone drearily.

    The realm was aware of its presence. Yearly log-cuttings were made mandatory. By contorting the hot dog, they were shown a vision of translucency. Opening the way for advancement, prisons began serving clocks. The retail on birdhouses these days is ridiculous, wouldn't you agree? But I say leaping from one carrot to the other won't change a thing. What we often percieve as piccollos might just be poison ivy, swirling in the wind. But never fear, for turnips are making haste! The rest of the company realized the dangers of accepting it into the bowl, but nothing could sway the might of the galactic rolling pin. Forever will this eon be remembered as "The one that did not know how to tie it's shoes left-handedly."

    THE END

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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Zeta Prime on Mon May 06, 2013 7:30 pm

    that was best story i'll by the book in hardcover.

    Thank you... i needed a good laugh while doing my history essay.


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    Post by Jester's Tears on Mon May 06, 2013 8:52 pm

    ONCE UPON A TIME. There was a boy. But not a normal boy, No! This little boy had a smile, creepy smile i might add. It looked like someone had ripped his mouth open like Kingy Kongy did to Mr. T-rex in that one movie.
    ANYWAY. This boy, he always smiled.

    One time. His parents fell down some stairs, onto some spikes which lead to a friggin bottomles pit WHICH endend up in Hell. And while that happened, the boy smiled. While listening to some **** Lady Gaga music.

    The boy was sad for the loss of his parents. His God-father came to him and told him:
    ''Hey little jimmey. If you don't stop crying, we'll torch your house down. So stop crying.''
    This gave the boy hope (His name wasn't Jimmey. The god-father just called him that for ze lulz.)

    The Boy decided to go on an adventure. A smiling adventure, i might add.
    The second the boy left the house, a dark cloud came over him. AND IT SUCKED HIM UP AND THE BOY HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN SINCE THAT VERY DAY...A FEW WEEKS AGO...

    THE END...(It's not the end of the story, i just got lazy BECAUSE THAT BOY IS STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF JESTY... x_x )


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 06, 2013 9:25 pm

    Crazy story huh? I smell a rebirth of the Pink Gorilla story!


    Gotta get my mileage outta that one still

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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Tue May 07, 2013 11:06 pm

    I was going to do my homework, but then I jacked off.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Tue May 07, 2013 11:09 pm

    Vinyl Scratch wrote:I was going to do my homework, but then I jacked off.
    Wax on,whacks off.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Animaaal on Tue May 07, 2013 11:10 pm

    Did you pull it off or what? :suspect:

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    Post by User1 on Wed May 08, 2013 2:47 pm

    The jacking off had better have been good.
    I wonder who your supposed idol to jack off over is..
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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sat May 11, 2013 9:40 pm

    It's an imaginary woman.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Mon May 13, 2013 10:00 pm

    One time there was thing that some girl shoved up her ***, and she let out a scream.


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    Post by Latitoast on Mon May 13, 2013 10:07 pm

    One time, there was a man.


    His name was wumbonious, and he was a master in the art of wumbology. He wumboed, she wumboed, we wumboed, and everything was wumbolicious.


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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Mon May 13, 2013 10:11 pm

    One time there was this cool story, that was typed up by Latitoast.


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    Post by GrinTwist on Mon May 13, 2013 10:29 pm

    It was a sunny day in the town of Whocaresville. The birds flew with grace over the beautiful green fields of grass and rabbits and squirrels alike walked among the fields without a care in the world. Needless to say the day could not be any more perfect.

    I stepped out of my dark house where I left my game of Dark Souls on hold to enjoy the beautiful weather. The sun blinded me at first when I stepped out, as I had not been out in this type of weather in quite some time. All I could think to myself was how amazing everything was and what I could do on the beautiful day.

    I looked towards my left, out towards the field, and smiled to myself wondering about all the animals that were enjoying themselves out there. It came across my mind that there might actually be a few deer out in those fields because of how close to the woods they were. A thought occurred to me in that span of time, that I should go out for a walk within those woods.

    As I started walking towards the woods I heard a rumble of thunder behind me. Confused, I spun around to find myself looking at a... pink cloud. I walked forward and took another glance at what I saw. The clouds were still pink but I could tell that some areas of the cloud had also been covered in purple as well.

    All of a sudden, another rumble came from behind me and I turned my head to the forest. I stumbled to the ground at what I saw getting closer towards me. All I could do was grab the ground and look in horror and confusion at what I saw.

    Gremlins, gremlins riding pink elephants. I couldn't believe my eyes at what I saw getting closer towards me. I watched as these beasts ran past me and then past my house as well. I turned my head once again and saw myself standing in front of a well dressed man in odd colors. I stammered for a few seconds before I was able to muster a question out of my mouth in a small voice.

    "Wh- who are you?" I questioned the man, with a fearful face.

    He nodded his head, only scaring me more. I tried my best to get good footing so I could run away but only ended up tripping over myself, landing myself face forward on the ground. As I lay there I could only wonder what would happen next to me, now the man had realized that I was afraid.

    All of a sudden, I felt a warm hand grab my shoulder and hoist me up onto my feet. It was the man, but instead of him having an open smile of glee on his face he had instead had a warm smile that made me feel more comfortable in my situation. I tried to ask, again who he was but he quietly shushed me and handed me what seemed to be a Laito.

    "We're the Gremlins, now go over there and blow your house up." He stated with that still warming smile on his face.

    I had no choice, a sudden urge came over me to see my house burn. All of a sudden I felt the need to draw my arm out like I would in Dark Souls and I was able to cast a powerful fire spell at the porch of my house. It took only minutes before the wall burned down and my house caved in on itself.

    The man called to me again and I looked over towards the still smiling man. He had a pink elephant right beside his sword holster. He signaled to me to "get on" and I, without hesitation, did. Once me and him had finally mounted on to the strange beast and we rode off into the sunset on a pink elephant.

    TL;DR: Life has gotten weirder than Dark Souls.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 13, 2013 10:36 pm

    You had me at "Gremlins"


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by GrinTwist on Mon May 13, 2013 10:37 pm

    I'm making this a regular thread for me to go to. I can make all sorts of weird improvised stories here.

    I might make another one later on tonight or tomorrow.


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    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 13, 2013 10:39 pm

    That was pretty compelling. Can't wait for more

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    Post by GrinTwist on Mon May 13, 2013 10:40 pm

    Possibly a sequel?
    Will it be as good as the original?

    That is the real question we should be asking, well, if we're asking questions.


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    Re: Make a crazy story

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 13, 2013 10:51 pm

    Not I. I'm just kicking back and enjoying


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