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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:30 pm

    I beat the living shizzle out of an Everlasting Dragon.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:34 pm

    I can swim





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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:36 pm

    I can climb the Hydra's heads.
    And jump in them.
    Quite the adventure inside their bodies.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:49 pm

    I can climb over small barriers


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:52 pm

    Parkour!
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun May 05, 2013 7:38 pm

    I once killed 5 gankers in a 5v1 with my bare fists. Trufax - I have hands of steel therefore I am 2gud and my MLG Fists of Fury hit them for great damage. Did I mention they all were hp hackers!

    Being the sly cat I am I have 9 lives. They took 8 of them during the battle. I made my last stand at the cliff where I grabbed all 5 of them at once and chuck(norris)ed them off the cliff.

    Fortunately the gankers didn't know that YOLO therefore I was able to walk away for some 4/20 #SWAG cookies.


    (Oh god, I feel like a cretin for typing in the manner I did during this post... Someone kill me for using the chav dialect.)


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Sun May 05, 2013 7:46 pm

    You know most people outside of the U.K don't know what chavs are, right?

    Now, take off that burberry cap.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun May 05, 2013 7:54 pm

    Okay, I guess I shal refer to them as burberry troglodytes or perhaps Lesser Spotted Burbites sounds like a good name for this sub-species of homosapien.

    Notes: I believe that I have met banobo apes that are smarter than the 'Burbites'


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Sun May 05, 2013 8:02 pm

    I've met smarter bricks than I have Burbites.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun May 05, 2013 8:30 pm

    Ok, big gun for this thread......


    One time I displayed my ultra bright plumage, strutted around a little, and attracted a mate.

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    Post by EeAyEss on Sun May 05, 2013 9:54 pm

    lol


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Mon May 06, 2013 9:19 am

    Pff.
    Oh puleeze.
    No need to show the plumage.
    I used a colour in my text.
    And ate the colour back up.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon May 06, 2013 10:15 am

    This one time....in Dark Souls...I killed a guy.

    I also beat all the bosses in NG+7 with nothing but alluring skulls.It was legen-wait for it-dary!True story.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:50 pm

    I'm good enough to bump a thread that isn't even in the front page.

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:51 pm

    HOW have i not seen this before?

    This thread is hilarious. I love it.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by SirArchmage on Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:01 pm

    This one time I invaded Serious_Much and did a 360 no scope Sunlight Spear to his face for a one hit kill.

    And I'm not even on PSN.

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Ghadis_God on Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:20 pm

    So good a ganker pulled the plug on me when I invaded him. Oh wait, that actually happened.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by OminousSquaffle on Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:26 am

    I touched Gwynevere's boobs.

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Tolvo on Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:30 am

    I managed to remove the patches from my game so much that now I'm playing as Beta Priscilla the Heroine.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Sentiel on Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:42 am

    I used the Pendant. It summoned BP Miyazaki and we raced in karts from Firelink to Ash Lake.
    Naturally, I won the race and so he told me how to get the spell from Guardians Soul,
    It's a special pink version of GoW, that removes all clothes and gear on anything it hits, making even NPCs like Gwynevere and Priscilla naked.

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:19 am

    I killed every creature in the game just by using the "point forward" gesture"

    Point Forward 

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Ba22crow on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:58 pm

    Seeing as how this thread is thouroughly derailed to begin with.....

    I am so good I walked into the kiln of the first flame's fog gate and Gwyn intead of attacking, fell to his knees in surrender, and explained the entirety of the plot in detail to me over a well aged bottle of whiskey.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by White Knight Wulf on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:14 pm

    I'm so awesome I summoned chuck Norris and beat him. Then we went to the forest and he roundhoused infinite HP hackers to death


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