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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Carphil on Thu May 02, 2013 9:13 pm

    I'm sorry, but I'm waaaay too humble to post anything on this thread.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Ghadis_God on Thu May 02, 2013 9:21 pm

    I'd have to be a part of that club Soris, though I'm usually about 50/50 with billy when we duel.

    Of course, that's post-patch: I'm so good that I myself got nerfed with patch 1.06. It happened after From got the information that I went to the forest at SL1 with +0 weapons and forgot to de-human, and stayed there until all the Forest Hunters would BC out on invading me (it didn't take too long)


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu May 02, 2013 9:50 pm

    We don't invade your world Mildred. We're already there waiting. With shears and plows and Stretch Armstrong arms


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Latitoast on Thu May 02, 2013 9:59 pm

    Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:I once did large amounts of damage to two phantoms a host had. He used up all of his flasks healing them and what do you know, he pulled the plug on me. Wimp!
    Oh man, I've had that happen so many times to me.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Tolvo on Thu May 02, 2013 10:00 pm

    I am the Bed of Chaos, people never realize it's like Old Monk and I'm just really good.
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by EeAyEss on Thu May 02, 2013 10:01 pm

    I, on ps3, invaded a dude on PC in Anor Londo who somehow got Black Phantom Ornstein and Smough out of the boss room and into the sentinel hall. I was transformed into a white, and the host transformed into a red phantom. I proceeded to kill the two black phantoms at the same time, and they glitched and created a black phantom SUPER ORNSTEIN and a black phantom SUPER SMOUGH. They died too. I then fisted the red phantom host off of Anor Londo. He messaged me saying the disk ejected itself from his PC and then snapped itself in half.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by User1 on Thu May 02, 2013 10:10 pm

    This story is actually trufax, screw the PvP Tales thread.

    Today, went ballin' in the Township with my sl80 swag, and someone who had the grammar of a 6 year old put a grape buff on his Murakumo, and one shotted me.

    I reinvade his world, only to kill him without too much difficulty. I get hatemail; It says "coward". I literally ran directly up to him, and engaged a fight. Waa the funk? He then goes on a list of badly spelled profanities, which gave me the genuine impression he was some poor, scarred little child, blinded by the parry + riposte I did on him, which was oh-so-easy with his predictable playstyle.

    This story, trufax too:

    Invaded a Russian person in the Township with my sl80 ballin' build. I invade and kill him 12 times in a row. He doesn't seem to catch on how easy it is to adjust to another person's playstyle, and how easy it is to parry 1h r1 greatsword spam. He sends the best hatemail ever; "(". Waa the funk?

    This story, also trufax:

    Invaded someone who was actually playing through the Township (!) Appeared to be about 50 levels higher than my sl80 ballin' build. Same case as above, only he sends me "friendmail". Saying "Good fight" each time I invaded him, to which I responded "The same to you, friend." every time. Cool guy.

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Animaaal on Thu May 02, 2013 10:24 pm

    I b*tch slapped Rhea and made her give me WotG before she went "questing", then made her lackies tell me the secret of the pendant...if you ooooonly knew twisted
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu May 02, 2013 10:30 pm

    I'm pretty sure that the secret of the pendant is Pop Secret


    On topic, I once killed a bear using only my hands while beating BoC with zero deaths using my feet


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Animaaal on Thu May 02, 2013 10:40 pm

    I DID THAT TOO! But the bear was stuffed. Shrug

    And thats not the secret...lol. I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill you. sad

    "They" said so man. :|
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by grossemesser on Fri May 03, 2013 12:11 am

    Ah! The light of awesome shinning forth from these post blinds me! It eclipses me and I stand in a darkness so terrible that when I invade the fools suicide or DC because they dare not stand with me!
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Sneezer on Fri May 03, 2013 2:41 am

    I beat Gwyn using only parries... while holding the controller with my feet.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by SirArchmage on Fri May 03, 2013 2:46 am

    Sneezer wrote:I beat Gwyn using only parries... while holding the controller with my feet.
    Psh, please. I didn't even turn my TV on in Dark Souls until I got to Anor Londo. And then it was just to stare off into the distance like an absolute Bad-***.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Animaaal on Fri May 03, 2013 2:51 am

    I know the death animation of the Everlasting Dragon...it aint pretty.... :pale:
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by billy_bayonet on Fri May 03, 2013 6:32 am

    Im so hardcore i have to stand in Lava to duel......oh wait



    ITS TRUE


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Kirk-Barb on Fri May 03, 2013 11:32 am

    Just recently I started a new cleric and as I had just kindled the bonfire in the upper burg, was invaded by a griefer. He was in darkwraith armor and armed with the great scythe. I had but the un-upgraded beginner equipment.

    I proceeded to kick and spell force him from the top of the rooftop ladder so many times, he got tired of healing and climbing the ladder, and fled my world. His final words to me were... "You're not a beginner, are you!?"
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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Coryf2209 on Fri May 03, 2013 5:38 pm

    I know the secret to the pendant. You have to wear 2 calamity rings, collect 99 pendents, kill Gwyn with only a broken straight sword without taking a hit, and thenj͡͠͝͏̬͕̱̱̮̱͢h̴̷̵̰̮̰͔j̴̞̝̪̰̖̪̯̙͍̖̰̭̘̖̘͙̝͈͜͡ķ̣̬̜̥̪̩̜̩̩͔̟̬̪̻̠̫̠͜a̵̸̷̢̖̖̰̦̥͠h̵̶̵҉͏̗̝̪̻͓̤̤͖̺h͙̙͔͎͖͚̼̖̳͔̼̙̼̙̀́́͢͠ͅu҉̡̕͞҉̤̮̳̳͇̼̝͔͎͚͖͍ͅͅg̨͙̭̟̲̝̙̫̱̙̲̟̰͚̰̞̬͘h̴̡̙̫̗͚͈̼̠͓͟͡a̴̖̙̖͘͘͠ͅh̕͏͖͍̳̹͖̫̲͍̘͓̳̠͖ͅj̸̟͔͓͙̪͚̠̠̦͍̪̫̯̠̜͓͉̣͖́͞b̵̨̙̘̳̼̟͉͚͓͜͢ģ̴̢͉͈̹̗̣͎͓͈̻͈͇̥͜͞j̩͔͉̼̪̖̳́̕͟ͅh̴̴̷̥͚̳͜ͅb̴̶̡̮͍͈͍̪̫͚̦̩͎̘̹̱̳a҉̛̖̲̩̞̩̪̼̰͙͓͍͓͔̻̥̥̜̠͘j̴̩̤̬̖̖̳̭͚̺͙̬̳̝̰͇͕̱͡ͅḱ̸̛̛̼̜̻̣͖̰̭̦̘͢ḩ͘͞҉͖͓̹̠g̶̱͉͈̮̝͈̼̻̫̱͎̰̰͘͢͡à̗͔̪̜̝͈̱̀


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Latitoast on Fri May 03, 2013 7:58 pm

    One time I kicked a guy off of Sen's Fortress.

    Then Chester decended from the heavens and told me my kicking skills were on par with his, and gave me the Dark Wood Kick Ring, which grants me the ability to use the Marvelous Chester Spin Kick, and I killed many a casuls with it's power.


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    Post by Demon Slayer on Fri May 03, 2013 8:12 pm

    i killed BOC in only one hit with my fist



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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Ghadis_God on Fri May 03, 2013 8:17 pm

    Please, I knocked BoC into its own pit to kill it.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by EeAyEss on Fri May 03, 2013 10:54 pm

    Oh god... so you aborted it by proctoring over the birth, and then dropping the newborn off the table? HOW HORRIFYING.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri May 03, 2013 10:57 pm

    I'm so BA, I make cakes for special occasion

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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Saturday-Saint on Sat May 04, 2013 12:56 am


    Since we're all talking about BoC.


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by Demon Slayer on Sun May 05, 2013 4:04 pm

    I onve killed Gwyn in the undead asylum by trowing a rubbish in the air after killing the asylum butt naked with my fist and OHKO him


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    Re: Peacocking Thread

    Post by reim0027 on Sun May 05, 2013 6:23 pm

    I invaded someone who figured out what the pendant does. I killed him as he was about to use it on me.

    We can't let that secret getting out.


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