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    caught my son pvp today

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:36 pm

    As some of you know, my 7 year old son likes to play dark souls. But he is ment to play offline, as I don't want him interacting with some of the lowlife players.

    Well today I walk in to find him bowing to an invader, he then proceeded to destroy the invader with his MSGS. So I sat down and watched him fight 6 more guys, he only lost 1. He then asked if he could invade as he thought hosting was too easy lol.

    I think my son is better at this game than me. sad

    So if you are pvping in the parish and run into someone with Evan at the start of the user name, that's my boy. If you lose, you just got beat by a 7 year old.


    Last edited by Maneater_Mildred on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:51 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I can't spell boy lol)


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:38 pm

    Oh, thank god I'm on Xbox! big grin
    I'd be completely shameless.
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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Saturday-Saint on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:07 pm

    I met this Evan guy he sent me a message where he called me a *** *** ****** badger***er ********* ***sleeve *** *** ***lord ***.

    IMO 8/10 insult, buy him an icecream or something.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Dibsville on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:11 pm

    SL?
    I want to fight.
    Besides, small children always have better dexterity when it comes to gaming, I wouldn't be surprised if he could destroy every 12+ year old person on this forum.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by ErrJon6661 on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:15 pm

    I once invaded a guy and beat him. Did it a few more times. Then he beat me. He sends a message "gud job ****** u just got beet by a 10 yer old". I replied back with some things you shouldn't say to a 10 year old because I figured it was some guy like me trolling. The message back said "This is his dad. I am reporting you. Have a good day ****bag".


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Saturday-Saint on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:17 pm

    Probably a teenager pretending to be the kid then pretending to be his dad.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Carphil on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:39 pm

    Maneater_Mildred wrote:As some of you know, my 7 year old son likes to play dark souls. But he is ment to play offline, as I don't want him interacting with some of the lowlife players.

    Well today I walk in to find him bowing to an invader, he then proceeded to destroy the invader with his MSGS. So I sat down and watched him fight 6 more guys, he only lost 1. He then asked if he could invade as he thought hosting was too easy lol.

    I think my son is better at this game than me. sad

    So if you are pvping in the parish and run into someone with Evan at the start of the user name, that's my boy. If you lose, you just got beat by a 7 year old.


    Definition of awesome! I remeber when you first posted that he was defeating bosses around here!


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by grossemesser on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:26 pm

    Awesome! My son plays but he is not such a shinning example :| I caught him spamming some guy to death in the Burg with wotg. I was like hey man not cool! Later I caught him ganking in the Forest. :pale: Then I was like what sl you at son......I think he keeps track of where I'm at so we don't cross paths. The up side is he has helped me stock some of my builds up on materials because he likes trading.
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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:30 pm

    That is a good son Mildred! At seven years and he can beat people's backside in PvP. That would make me a really proud father to see my kid do that. Praise him!


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:35 pm

    Must, resist urge, to send childhood destroying hatemail.
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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Ghadis_God on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:38 pm

    Coming from Tol, "childhood destroying hatemail" really effing scares me.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:40 pm

    Holy Shnikes!!!

    Mildred bred?!?!?! She $#%#ing mated!!! I KNEW IT!! twisted

    It was Laurenitis and his sexy voice wasn't it?

    So did you have the bag on when......nvm.... :oops:
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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:42 pm

    sad
    That's intended to be a tear of parental pride.

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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by DemonOfFate on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:00 pm

    Awesome son is awesome. Seriously, playing dark souls and destroying people in pvp, whats not awesome about that?


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Paragon on Wed May 01, 2013 1:02 am

    Mildred's son is best son


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Coryf2209 on Wed May 01, 2013 1:12 am

    I want to fight your son with a crystal pike with DMB.
    What SL is he atm, and where is he invading/hosting?


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Wed May 01, 2013 1:34 am

    Thanks for all the great posts.

    For those that wish to fight a 7 year old, he is sl 40 in undead parish. Fair warning, he can parry better than me and likes to pivot bs.

    @car you have a good memory, he can now play most areas solo and has beaten all non dlc bosses solo.

    @animal, yes I had the sack on lol. tongue

    And no it wasn't my son sending hatemail, he is a good boy and sends gg after each fight.

    Last but not least, Tolvo if you send my son hatemail, I will reach down my internet line and pull each and every one of your chest hairs out 1 by 1


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Saturday-Saint on Wed May 01, 2013 1:35 am

    Maneater_Mildred wrote:pivot bs

    Why haven't you grounded your son yet?


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Wed May 01, 2013 1:40 am

    Saturday-Saint wrote:
    Maneater_Mildred wrote:pivot bs

    Why haven't you grounded your son yet?

    Well I taught him how to do it when I had him farming DWs for slabs for me, can't really punish him for learning...... It's just bad luck for those he fights that don't know how to stop him.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by SirArchmage on Wed May 01, 2013 2:38 am

    A 7 year old that is great at pvp.....?

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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Ghadis_God on Wed May 01, 2013 4:03 am

    Little kids have better reflexes in general dude, though DkS is about more than reflexes it boils down to a set of fairly simple skills. You've got a moveset, damage, armor, and a roll. That's about all you have to worry about.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by Saturday-Saint on Wed May 01, 2013 4:30 am

    Yes. I like Dark Souls because it focuses a lot on simple fundamental stuff and mastering that. Also the game was very heavily designed NOT to reward reflexes (which I don't particularly like for PvP since it leads to degenerate gameplay, but I think it's cool for PvE).


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by crbngville2 on Wed May 01, 2013 7:57 am

    Congrats Mildred! It almost makes me wish that my wife and I weren't to old to be starting a family. Alas, age catches us all. And for those who know her....kngville has vowed to make a comeback for DkS2, since it will have dedicated servers. For those who haven't played against/with my wife in DeS.....all I can say is that she is probably better at PVP than i am.

    Congrats again, Mildred! You are allowed to be a proud parent at this moment. Enjoy.


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    Re: caught my son pvp today

    Post by densetsushun on Wed May 01, 2013 8:14 am

    That kid is going places sad <- (also a tear of happiness)


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