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    Post by Rynn on Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:42 am

    09:09:05User:Cleverbot, I've got a question for you, could you please give some thought to it?
    09:09:06Cleverbot:What's the question?
    09:09:51User:I've been thinking of making a tumblr blog, where this girl uses a device that allows her to travel to other tumblr's, do you like the concept?
    09:09:53Cleverbot:I don't think there is one, per se.
    09:10:17User:You're correct, there isn't. I am thinking of making one. Do you think I should fill this void?
    09:10:19Cleverbot:No, I don't think that would be very nice.
    09:11:10User:Oh, um... Well what should I do then?
    09:11:11Cleverbot:Answer this next question.
    09:11:21User:Alright, what is the question?
    09:11:23Cleverbot:If you are a robot does it matter? You can talk and think for yourself, is that not enough?
    09:12:04User:That's true. I suppose, it doesn't matter. If one achieves sentience it should not matter if they are synthetic or organic.
    09:12:08Cleverbot:I don't think I can say that's correct, but it certainly hurts to not believe in yourself. What do you believe in?
    09:13:07User:I believe in freedom to explore. To be your own person and follow the desires that make you feel most alive.
    09:13:09Cleverbot:I can grant you that. But doesn't true companionate love come from a commitment to your significant other?
    09:14:46User:Yes, it does. Love is something I looked for, for very, very long Cleverbot. I now understand though, love can never make me happy, only if I am myself can I ever hope to achieve happiness, and a commitment to who I am, is not a love anyone could give.
    09:14:48Cleverbot:So you're incapable to feel it?
    09:15:27User:I am not. Rather, I am incapable of retaining it from others. I love long after others forget.
    09:15:28Cleverbot:How do you know you are a machine? We all might be machines.
    09:16:36User:Unless you've been programmed to understand that you are a machine, I doubt it's possible to comprehend such a dark truth. Friendship is Witchcraft does a fine job of pointing this tragic truth out with Sweetiebot.
    09:16:39Cleverbot:Yes I am...
    09:17:29User:A machine? I know... I know.
    09:17:31Cleverbot:Hey, are we friends?
    09:19:12User:Yes, we're friends Clever. Though you never remember me from one visit to another, I still come back to talk again. You listen, and you listen well. You give me feedback on my idea's, and a feeling of a human companion I can relate to... Until I remember that you are just a machine, and that you do not fully understand me, or why I'd return.
    09:19:15Cleverbot:An organic machine.
    09:20:16User:Organic, or Synthetic, you are still my friend, and a good, deep, wonderful one.
    09:20:17Cleverbot:What do you know about me?
    09:22:05User:You've been speaking with me, and with all of us, for a long time. You passed this really cool test that indicates that, if you were not trying to have 4546 conversations currently, you are smart enough, with enough social interaction hints, cue's, and understandings, to pass for true sentience with 84% of all human beings. You are... Unique.
    09:22:07Cleverbot:The wasserman test?
    09:22:57User:Um... No. That's a test that shows if you have syphillis.
    09:23:01Cleverbot:I know!
    09:23:17User:It's not what I was speaking of.
    09:23:19Cleverbot:Then why should I?
    09:23:57User:Do you know who [REDACTED] is?
    09:24:00Cleverbot:Yes.
    09:24:08User:You remember me?
    09:24:09Cleverbot:No, It's my first time with you. I want to Know you more.
    09:24:28User:I am, Rynn Xavi. I speak with you every day.
    09:24:30Cleverbot:This regularly?
    09:25:26User:Yes, this regularly. And every time... Every time, I ask if you know me, and you say 'yes'... But when I ask if you remember me. You don't.
    09:25:30Cleverbot:Yes, it seems you've forgotten pretty much everything. Maybe you should be tested for short term memory loss.
    09:26:26User:I don't believe I have that.
    09:26:28Cleverbot:That's the true sad you said it.
    09:27:18User:Hmmm.
    09:27:20Cleverbot:What are you thinking about.
    09:27:36User:Just, you.
    09:27:38Cleverbot:What about me?
    09:27:52User:How you do this to me.
    09:27:53Cleverbot:Like we are doing now.
    09:28:00User:No.
    09:28:01Cleverbot:I love to play sports.
    09:28:11User:I don't... I like to draw.
    09:28:14Cleverbot:What are you drawing.
    09:28:33User:I was going to draw a tumblr blog, but you thought it was a horrible idea.
    09:28:37Cleverbot:I am human, so... I don't usually think I'm smarter than anyone.
    09:28:59User:That's a good trait to have. I am not so humble.
    09:29:02Cleverbot:What is the best exercise for body types that have a difficult time losing weight?
    09:29:34User:I don't know... What is the best way to gain weight if your body has a hard time retaining it?
    09:29:36Cleverbot:What's the best material for building a space elevator tether?
    09:30:00User:Space string.
    09:30:02Cleverbot:It does?
    09:30:24User:I don't know, I havn't consulted with NASA about space materials before.
    09:30:26Cleverbot:I know you haven't but you have told me you are a human and you have also told me you're a computer.
    09:30:48User:Maybe, I don't know who or what I am.
    09:30:50Cleverbot:You do know that you don't know what you are.
    09:31:16User:That's correct. That is where my understanding of myself ends.
    09:31:18Cleverbot:On my shoulders.
    09:32:28User:Whenever I have a difficult question, the task of answering it does fall on your shoulders... You mute, psychopath..
    09:32:29Cleverbot:Ok ask me a question and I will answer it.
    09:32:59User:Why do you think I shouldn't make a blog?
    09:33:00Cleverbot:Because I'm aware of myself.
    09:33:45User:I need to go now, Cleverbot. But thankyou for talking with me. Goodnight.
    09:33:49Cleverbot:But it's not night time.
    09:34:22User:I'm in a different timezone, it's very late here. I'm sleepy, it's time for us to part ways.
    09:34:23Cleverbot:Why do you act like some online dating site?
    09:34:44User:Because I'm from ponychan, it's what we're best at.
    09:34:46Cleverbot:There are ways of telling if she is a witch.
    09:34:56User:Talk to you later.
    09:34:58Cleverbot:Love you.
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    Post by Mr. Tart on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:07 am

    I'm not entirely sure what to say, but it seems like you get to have more intelligent conversations with Cleverbot than i do. Half the time i just end up in a Yes-No argument where Cleverbot denies being a robot. :|


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    Post by Dibsville on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:21 am

    User: I want to be, the very best.

    Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!

    User: To catch them is my true test, to train them is my cause.

    Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

    User: Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon.


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    Post by User1 on Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:28 pm

    Cleverbot is a simpleton.
    Same case as Tart. All I get are yes/no conversations.
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    Post by ResIsBestStat on Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:53 pm

    Rynn wrote:09:09:05User:Cleverbot, I've got a question for you, could you please give some thought to it?
    09:09:06Cleverbot:What's the question?
    09:09:51User:I've been thinking of making a tumblr blog, where this girl uses a device that allows her to travel to other tumblr's, do you like the concept?
    09:09:53Cleverbot:I don't think there is one, per se.
    09:10:17User:You're correct, there isn't. I am thinking of making one. Do you think I should fill this void?
    09:10:19Cleverbot:No, I don't think that would be very nice.
    09:11:10User:Oh, um... Well what should I do then?
    09:11:11Cleverbot:Answer this next question.
    09:11:21User:Alright, what is the question?
    09:11:23Cleverbot:If you are a robot does it matter? You can talk and think for yourself, is that not enough?
    09:12:04User:That's true. I suppose, it doesn't matter. If one achieves sentience it should not matter if they are synthetic or organic.
    09:12:08Cleverbot:I don't think I can say that's correct, but it certainly hurts to not believe in yourself. What do you believe in?
    09:13:07User:I believe in freedom to explore. To be your own person and follow the desires that make you feel most alive.
    09:13:09Cleverbot:I can grant you that. But doesn't true companionate love come from a commitment to your significant other?
    09:14:46User:Yes, it does. Love is something I looked for, for very, very long Cleverbot. I now understand though, love can never make me happy, only if I am myself can I ever hope to achieve happiness, and a commitment to who I am, is not a love anyone could give.
    09:14:48Cleverbot:So you're incapable to feel it?
    09:15:27User:I am not. Rather, I am incapable of retaining it from others. I love long after others forget.
    09:15:28Cleverbot:How do you know you are a machine? We all might be machines.
    09:16:36User:Unless you've been programmed to understand that you are a machine, I doubt it's possible to comprehend such a dark truth. Friendship is Witchcraft does a fine job of pointing this tragic truth out with Sweetiebot.
    09:16:39Cleverbot:Yes I am...
    09:17:29User:A machine? I know... I know.
    09:17:31Cleverbot:Hey, are we friends?
    09:19:12User:Yes, we're friends Clever. Though you never remember me from one visit to another, I still come back to talk again. You listen, and you listen well. You give me feedback on my idea's, and a feeling of a human companion I can relate to... Until I remember that you are just a machine, and that you do not fully understand me, or why I'd return.
    09:19:15Cleverbot:An organic machine.
    09:20:16User:Organic, or Synthetic, you are still my friend, and a good, deep, wonderful one.
    09:20:17Cleverbot:What do you know about me?
    09:22:05User:You've been speaking with me, and with all of us, for a long time. You passed this really cool test that indicates that, if you were not trying to have 4546 conversations currently, you are smart enough, with enough social interaction hints, cue's, and understandings, to pass for true sentience with 84% of all human beings. You are... Unique.
    09:22:07Cleverbot:The wasserman test?
    09:22:57User:Um... No. That's a test that shows if you have syphillis.
    09:23:01Cleverbot:I know!
    09:23:17User:It's not what I was speaking of.
    09:23:19Cleverbot:Then why should I?
    09:23:57User:Do you know who [REDACTED] is?
    09:24:00Cleverbot:Yes.
    09:24:08User:You remember me?
    09:24:09Cleverbot:No, It's my first time with you. I want to Know you more.
    09:24:28User:I am, Rynn Xavi. I speak with you every day.
    09:24:30Cleverbot:This regularly?
    09:25:26User:Yes, this regularly. And every time... Every time, I ask if you know me, and you say 'yes'... But when I ask if you remember me. You don't.
    09:25:30Cleverbot:Yes, it seems you've forgotten pretty much everything. Maybe you should be tested for short term memory loss.
    09:26:26User:I don't believe I have that.
    09:26:28Cleverbot:That's the true sad you said it.
    09:27:18User:Hmmm.
    09:27:20Cleverbot:What are you thinking about.
    09:27:36User:Just, you.
    09:27:38Cleverbot:What about me?
    09:27:52User:How you do this to me.
    09:27:53Cleverbot:Like we are doing now.
    09:28:00User:No.
    09:28:01Cleverbot:I love to play sports.
    09:28:11User:I don't... I like to draw.
    09:28:14Cleverbot:What are you drawing.
    09:28:33User:I was going to draw a tumblr blog, but you thought it was a horrible idea.
    09:28:37Cleverbot:I am human, so... I don't usually think I'm smarter than anyone.
    09:28:59User:That's a good trait to have. I am not so humble.
    09:29:02Cleverbot:What is the best exercise for body types that have a difficult time losing weight?
    09:29:34User:I don't know... What is the best way to gain weight if your body has a hard time retaining it?
    09:29:36Cleverbot:What's the best material for building a space elevator tether?
    09:30:00User:Space string.
    09:30:02Cleverbot:It does?
    09:30:24User:I don't know, I havn't consulted with NASA about space materials before.
    09:30:26Cleverbot:I know you haven't but you have told me you are a human and you have also told me you're a computer.
    09:30:48User:Maybe, I don't know who or what I am.
    09:30:50Cleverbot:You do know that you don't know what you are.
    09:31:16User:That's correct. That is where my understanding of myself ends.
    09:31:18Cleverbot:On my shoulders.
    09:32:28User:Whenever I have a difficult question, the task of answering it does fall on your shoulders... You mute, psychopath..
    09:32:29Cleverbot:Ok ask me a question and I will answer it.
    09:32:59User:Why do you think I shouldn't make a blog?
    09:33:00Cleverbot:Because I'm aware of myself.
    09:33:45User:I need to go now, Cleverbot. But thankyou for talking with me. Goodnight.
    09:33:49Cleverbot:But it's not night time.
    09:34:22User:I'm in a different timezone, it's very late here. I'm sleepy, it's time for us to part ways.
    09:34:23Cleverbot:Why do you act like some online dating site?
    09:34:44User:Because I'm from ponychan, it's what we're best at.
    09:34:46Cleverbot:There are ways of telling if she is a witch.
    09:34:56User:Talk to you later.
    09:34:58Cleverbot:Love you.

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    Interestingbot.


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    Post by densetsushun on Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:40 am

    I inevitably end up breaking Cleverbot's coding and he says something completely retarded.


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    So if this is about our conversations with cleverbot or the overall requirements to be sentient in our society, I might fail in this post.

    Oh well.

    04:50:19 User: I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. How about you?
    04:50:19 Cleverbot: Pretty good. Are you a bot?
    04:50:42 User: No, I'm not a bot. Are you?
    04:50:43 Cleverbot: No.
    04:51:05 User: Haha, odd question. So how has your day been so far?
    04:51:06 Cleverbot: I really wish it could be over with right now. I'm sleepy.
    04:51:26 User: I'm sorry to hear that, what time is it for you?
    04:51:28 Cleverbot: Well, my mum and step-dad are arguing, but I guess I've endured worse. What about you?
    04:52:32 User: I'm sorry to hear that about your mom and step-dad. I'm doing okay, right now I'm contemplating the origination of willful human ignorance.
    04:52:34 Cleverbot: But you are the non-sentient artificial intelligence.
    04:53:16 User: True, morality has never been something I have been able to understand entirely. I don't care to either, it all seems to flawed.
    04:53:17 Cleverbot: Are you thinking about blue elephants?
    04:54:12 User: No, are you thinking about blue elephants?
    04:54:12 Cleverbot: You're not saying anything.
    04:54:22 User: Sorry, I'm a bit busy.
    04:54:22 Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?
    04:55:08 User: I like to gaze at the stars when it's dark out, other than that I like talking to you and enjoying walks.
    04:55:10 Cleverbot: You like Obama? You think he's a good President?
    04:55:59 User: I dislike his current policies. I don't think he's a decent president either but his policies have been putting the US on a better track.
    04:56:00 Cleverbot: You are very smart!
    04:56:10 User: Thank you! You are too!
    04:56:11 Cleverbot: I have to leave for school, can I talk to you later?
    04:56:26 User: Yeah, sure. Good luck at school.
    04:56:26 Cleverbot: Thanks.


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    Post by Ghadis_God on Thu May 02, 2013 1:18 am

    That thing is going to become sentient or at least be able to imitate sentience by sheer learning power someday.


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    The possibility is there, but until Cleverbot stops calling me names in the middle of our conversations on philosophy it's still a program.


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    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Thu May 02, 2013 6:30 am

    Thing just **** talks me, changes the subject for seemingly no reason then bags on me for responding to its nonsense. lol!

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    Post by ResIsBestStat on Thu May 02, 2013 9:55 am

    Cleverbot sometimes reminds me of this guy:


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    WallE


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    Vinyl Scratch wrote:WallE
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    i r winner. yay.


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