Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

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    Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by xxalucard on Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:08 am



    (This wasn't staged and was recorded live when I decided to switch
    characters and use the cheapest possible spell combo I could think of.)



    EPISODE 1: Gankers in da burg



    Lil bit of background:



    I was trying to duel with a friend in the burg... but these same 2 guys kept summoning me...

    Regardless of where I tried to hide the sign, I'd be summoned by them
    before my friend could find it. This occurred for over an hour. I have
    a dex/pyro build on my main, so it was difficult to combat what
    happened.



    What happened...




    I was an honest, fair, honorable pvp player at the time! But I was corrupted by what took place...!


    The memory still haunts me...



    *flashback*


    As my character spawned, I noticed (with surprise), that both of them were standing right in front of me. "Hm," I thought, seeing one cast tranquil walk of peace and the other cast wrath of the gods, "I wonder why they're casting these spells already... I haven't even fully loaded yet!"

    But of course, I didn't jump to any conclusions. "I know," I thought, smiling to myself, "they must have just finished fighting a pesky invader!"

    But then...can you believe it? The invader must have still been there.... and been invisible! Because before I could move, I was hit with tranquil walk of peace, followed by wrath of the gods, and knocked off the map!


    *end flashback*



    I realized I wasn't the only one who endured this torture. Others were suffering at the hands of the cruel duo.




    The people... needed a hero...



    A hero... of cheapness.




    I might make this into a series
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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by raecor14 on Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:14 am

    +1 you, my friend, are my new favorite member.


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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by Werdax on Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:05 am

    I enjoyed watching those puny gankers feel the wrath of ultimate cheapness. Well done!
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    Post by Pilgrim34 on Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:51 pm

    Nice work teaching them a lesson- can't beat the old dark magic/WoG combo!


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    Post by Automancer on Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:56 pm

    If you can't beat them, join them. =/

    Great work 'teaching' them.


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    Post by LunarFog on Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:46 pm

    I loved it. I would've cussed them out so bad.

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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by Paragon on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:32 pm

    What does MLG stand for? Im not very well versed in forum speech.

    Also +1 for the awesome music in teh background. Sounds familiar, could you let me know what song that first one was please?


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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by User1 on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:42 pm

    Hmm, depends, there are 2 abbreviations associated:

    MLG = Major League Gamer
    MLGS = MoonLight GreatSword.
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    Post by jimmyc0341 on Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:43 pm

    I think I love you!! (no homo)


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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by xxalucard on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:41 pm

    luvz2fight wrote:What does MLG stand for? Im not very well versed in forum speech.

    Also +1 for the awesome music in teh background. Sounds familiar, could you let me know what song that first one was please?


    MLG (when i used it) is the abbreviation for "Major League Gaming," a term intended for pro-gamers and tournament settings. It became popular with the halo series, where "serious players" used the settings as the standard for "serious" custom games, and eventually the halo game company (bungie) actually added an MLG playlist to their matchmaking system.

    The song was "The braveheart challenges the strong" from Dragonball Z Kai (namely the epic goku vs vegeta fight)


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    Re: Dark Souls revenge: The hero of cheapness

    Post by grossemesser on Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:12 pm

    Awesome!

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