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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by steveswede on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:22 pm

    And use which end?
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:22 pm

    Yes, i'd like to add that one to my collection of torture tools. Imagine using a rake full of paragon blood against a renegade... Oh, that sounds lovely...


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    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:23 pm

    steveswede wrote:And use which end?

    Both, but for entirely different purposes.


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by steveswede on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:26 pm

    Mr. Tart wrote:
    steveswede wrote:And use which end?

    Both, but for entirely different purposes.

    At the same time I take it. Well you kill two birds with one stone which you victims running around in pain while they rake the garden.

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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:28 pm

    I shall get the rake, then.
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    Post by steveswede on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:34 pm

    Mr Tart I've just spoken to one of your customers who was very pleased with your work.



    She says thank you for the lumps of coal, she now loves her chicken with that charcoal taste.
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:45 pm

    steveswede wrote:Mr Tart I've just spoken to one of your customers who was very pleased with your work.



    She says thank you for the lumps of coal, she now loves her chicken with that charcoal taste.

    Ah, yes. Ms. Chonito. I remember her. Great costumer. Good behaviour, lots of cash to spend too. I miss her.


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    Post by steveswede on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:54 pm

    Mr. Tart wrote:Ah, yes. Ms. Chonito. I remember her. Great costumer. Good behaviour, lots of cash to spend too. I miss her.

    I bet you miss her monkey just as much, after those obscene acts you performed on it. She says that no matter how much she tries to calm it down with petting, the monkey can't stop drawing crop circles in the sand.
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    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:57 pm

    Good to know it remembers. I hope to see it stay that way, or else... Evil Fex


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by steveswede on Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:19 pm

    Here's a recent picture of him.



    Chonito what's to know why he keeps on spelling "tentacles" and "many feathers" in alphabetti spaghetti?
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    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:36 pm

    I cannot give out such information. Although he may be owned by Chonito, he's still considered a separate customer, and as such, any details regarding him and my torture chamber are classified.


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:48 pm

    So I'm not even in Sweden yet and I'm already thinking about moving back...

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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:49 pm

    Move to the U.K!
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:54 pm

    GrinTwist wrote:So I'm not even in Sweden yet and I'm already thinking about moving back...

    What? Why?!


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:55 pm

    Why? Tart just go through your last few posts here!

    Also, if possible, can you guys move this conversation to Random-Off Topic or it's clone and put this thread back on the tracks.

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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:56 pm

    What were the tracks?
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:57 pm

    Of course, mandame.


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:58 pm

    A few miles back, this thread got derailed fast.

    Stupid idea: Living under a marble floor.

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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:59 pm

    It's to boost rep, here is what we need to do. We need to make a thread in Off-Topic (like this one!) and spam the +1 on everyone's posts.

    Don't tell that's not ingenious.

    ^That's the dumbest idea I've heard on here. Off-Topic rep doesn't count.

    Okay, so that's not what this thread is about. It's about our creative genius minds making incredibly stupid plans that would never work.

    Like taking over the forums through the brony community or creating a living and sentient coffee maker. Things that no one would do because they're too dumb to be considered by anyone outside of Louie Gohmert.

    I want to see you great people make the worst ideas that can pop into your mind!

    No one is judging you. I promise.

    That was it. You could say this was a joke thread, in a way?
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:59 pm

    Stupid ideas? Hm. Pulling your eyeball out with a spoon is probably not a good idea, so i'd go with that.


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:01 pm

    The thread subject was supposed to be something of a joke for everyone to laugh about and contribute to. The existence of the thread itself wasn't the joke. Did I fail in this?
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:02 pm

    I'm trying to stay on-topic here! Look at me! Look at me!


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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:03 pm

    As good as the intentions were, it seems to have inevitably failed. But, I have a Skype chat for things like this, when and if any of you have it, if you feel this is futile, I made it for a reason. Add me on Skype, same name as here. I'll auto invite you to the chat.
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    Re: I just had a great idea.

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:05 pm

    I made a skype account but I'm having trouble with adding people. Do I have to download it or can I use the browser?

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