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    Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:11 pm

    http://youtu.be/lsfFzKaQveE

    For those who have wanted to see Machinima's great shame, here it is. A video so terrible even they removed it.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:23 pm

    I want a refund, you owe me 5 minutes 27 seconds.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:29 pm

    The commentary was good.

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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:30 pm

    I warned you!

    No refunds also, and I have a great lawyer.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by densetsushun on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:34 pm

    ...What did I just watch?


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:35 pm

    Can I book a meeting with your lawyer? We will see if his pen is mightier than my sword?
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by User1 on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:35 pm

    You watched Machinima's unwanted child.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:36 pm

    "Our channel has a ton of thirteen year old boys subscribed that like video games. They like boobs right, and lady butts? Alright, let's make a really cheap episode with no content that just spanks women, showers them in undies, then show their asses at the end. It'll get like a couple million views obviously."

    This thought in video form is what you just watched.

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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by User1 on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:47 pm

    The things some people will do for money is so cheap, it's near scandalous. Just watch 'Sanity Not Included' on Machinima, and there are examples of this all over, plus the humour is terrible to me.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by nsane32 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:35 am

    what is Machinma?


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Mr. Tart on Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:59 am

    nsane32 wrote:what is Machinma?

    A joke. lol


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by GrinTwist on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:41 am

    Mr. Tart wrote:
    nsane32 wrote:what is Machinma?

    A joke. lol

    A very bad joke.

    I actually watched a lot of Machinima when it first started off with Halo 3 sketches, I stopped as soon as Call of Duty made it's way into their videos.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Longshot on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:27 am

    Tolvo wrote:"Our channel has a ton of thirteen year old boys subscribed that like video games. They like boobs right, and lady butts? Alright, let's make a really cheap episode with no content that just spanks women, showers them in undies, then show their asses at the end. It'll get like a couple million views obviously."
    this sounds like genius on paper.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:04 am

    It's already removed.

    That's impressive. It also shows how pathetic they are when it comes to bad reputation on the internet.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:40 am

    GrinTwist wrote:It's already removed.

    That's impressive. It also shows how pathetic they are when it comes to bad reputation on the internet.

    Oh wow...


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Bloodpact91 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:43 pm

    what was it , didn't see it in time.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:08 pm

    It was a show where two girls played video games while being spanked by a dominatrix. Mid game they got showered in panties. Then at the end the looser got a spank with a metal paddle.

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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:16 pm

    Tolvo wrote:It was a show where two girls played video games while being spanked by a dominatrix. Mid game they got showered in panties. Then at the end the looser got a spank with a metal paddle.

    Machinima Quality Content!
    For cereal? I'd almost have said I'd like to have seen it,then I realised it must be in no way funny so I'd end up wanting to kill someone for wasting my time.People should stop trying to mix sex and games.We have bad porn already. tongue


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:21 pm

    The whole joke was women being spanked while playing Guitar Hero.

    That was the joke.

    Softcore BDSM at its worst.
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:23 pm

    And it still likely had a few million 13 year olds fapping to it.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by Longshot on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:33 pm

    still a better love story than Twilight
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:35 pm

    Longshot wrote:still a better love story than Twilight
    Disney's Cars had a better love story than Twilight,it featured a corvette and porsche rubbing bumpers. big grin


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:03 pm

    Nice innuendo. silly
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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:04 pm

    What innuendo? That seriously happened,I watched it today.Their mouths are on their bumpers.


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    Re: Machinima's Unwanted Child

    Post by User1 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:05 pm

    Honestly, Disney have some sick people working on that if they try to include hidden mouth to mouth. happy

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