We are the Insane, a group of clever, illogical, hilarious individuals, who wear our chest head at all times! No other clothes! Our history dates back to 1 hour ago, where I decided to come up with this, and with the help of my confidants, Grin and Dibs, we are here, recruiting more people to our cause!
The ranks are:
Naked Man: Just join up, and be insane.
Fat Naked Man: Collect 4 pieces of Rubbish.
Havel: Collect more rubbish, and 4 Pendants, and bear a titanite Slab (Sponsored by Excavating Supply Co. - Keep a Diggin'), white, or normal.
Renegade's Cat: The title of ultimate honour! You must be able to exploit every exploit in the game, and have immense Back Massage fishing skills!
Potential recruits so far: Carphil. EeAyEss. If you want to join, me, Grin, or Dibs will pm you.
Members: Soris Ice Goldwing, Grintwist, me, Dibsville, Whatdoesthependantdo?, DemonofFate, TinyPantha, densetsushun, BeeSeaEss, Vinyl Scratch, Virulas, ResIsBestStat, Vadoom, Insane21, Latitoast, twilightwarwolf.
Consoles members are on: Soris: Xbox. Grin: PS3. Me: Xbox. Dibs: PS3. Whatdoesthependantdo?: Xbox. DemonofFate: PS3. TinyPantha: Xbox. densetsushun: PS3. BeeSeaEss: PS3. Vinyl Scratch: PS3. Virulas: PS3. ResIsBestStat: PC. Vadoom: PS3. sfcc: PS3. Latitoast: Xbox. Insane21: Xbox. twilightwarwolf: PS3.
Titles that members have: Soris: Assistant leader. Grin: Assistant leader. Me: Leader. Dibs: Assistant leader, Marvelous Chest-er.. Whatdoesthependantdo?: Naked Man. DemonofFate: Fat Naked Man. TinyPantha: Naked Man. densetsushun: Naked Man. BeeSeaEss: Naked Man. Virulas: Naked Man. ResIsBestStat: Naked Man. Vadoom: Naked Man. sfcc: Naked Man. Latitoast: Lautrec. Insane21: Lautrec. twilightwarwolf: Lautrec, Marvelous Chest-er.
Also, to rank up, your character must be wearing only a chest head before ranking up.
Lautrec: Must consume a Fire Keeper Soul. A Leader, Havel, or Fat Naked Man must see you do it.
Ganker: Must donate a total of 99 humanity to fellow insane brethren.
Ice Team: Me, or Soris must invite you. No specified reason.
Knight of Resistance- Level up resistance and use only weapons that are the opposite of resistance a.k.a poison ****
Knight of Nobody- Kill 100 people, you must use hidden weapon for every kill
Knight of Perverts- Dark Hand suck all female NPC's and stroke Priscilla's tail, you must do this while having the chest head and must do it on NG++
Knight of Renegade- Play Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 and be renegade every time....LOL JUST KIDDING....Kill every NPC in NG+++
Naked God- You obtain this rank if you manage to kill 2 gankers using the chest head and raw gauntlets.
The true Insane- Create the Insane official build (Without cheats!!!!)
Marvellous Chest-er: Kill a fellow forum member while wearing a chest head. Send them a message saying, "Oh, for *insert name here*'s sake, put some spring in your step!"
Warlord: Get the most kills in the event.
Perfectionist: Get the highest killstreak in the event.
Supreme Tactician. Get both objectives above.
"Gaping Dragon", Dark Hand a fellow insane while wearing Chest Head, steal 10 humanity from them. Must not be set up. (should have to Dark Hand a certain rank).
MLG: Win a match by only backstabbing an opponent, but you must "Well What is it" after every backstab, and you must have at least 5 backstabs in order for it to count. Hornet Ring can be allowed, but only because it would simply make the challenge harder.
Casul: Kill a Fat Naked Man rank or higher with a Lightning Greatsword
The Slow Hare: Kill someone with a raw cestus using only jumping attacks, must be over burdened (over 100% equip load).
4 Knights of Off-Topic:
Virulas, the nothing.
Res, the resistant.
Dibs, the molestor.
Renegade, the poster,
Together, we use our powers to defend Off-Topic with our lives!
Our official song, for the true insane!
And, a new way to make people join!
And, newly added, the official Insane tv program!
A documentary of the story of the Insane, created by our faithful member, Res! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKeapqwAPJc&feature=youtu.be
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