by Hugh_G_Johnson Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:53 amI recently witnessed something that was so disturbingly stupid I'll probably never forget it. I think it would have been pretty funny were it not for the fact that it basically wasted 5 minutes of my life for no good reason. Anyway, I just had to share it, if for no other reason than the therapeutic value. I didn't think it belonged in pvp tales because I was a white phantom at the time and there really isn't any pvp to speak of. So I decided to start a new thread to serve as a sort of Dark Souls blooper reel for all the boneheaded and bizarre things we've seen people do playing Dark Souls.
Without further ado:
I got summoned as a white at the last bonfire in Anor Londo, the host has a white with him. The three of us go downstairs and collect Havel's stuff then he tries to go through the locked shortcut. When we get invaded while going up the stairs, he goes back downstairs (even though there was no 'spawning sound' meaning the invader was either by the boss fog or on the roof) and basically looks under the furniture for the invader. Suddenly the host is circling around, apparently the invader unlocked the shortcut. The host charges forward through the door and I have to double time it to BS the first silver knight before he can land one of his own on the host. The red retreats and I dust off the second silver knight to make sure he can't be used against us later and give chase.
The red ducks into the titanite demon room. He stands in the open and gives me a
. I get my bow out and suddenly he doesn't feel like gesturing anymore. I tried to shoot the titanite demon, no dice (even though the shot looks good on screen I hit the wall a foot from the doorway :evil: ). all of a sudden the host just charges straight into the room and engages the red straight up ignoring the giant demon directly to his right... ... ... 
I futilely attempted to provide cover fire. Though if it were possible I think I would have sent a CSS straight through the back of his head; that would have salvaged a second or two from what was an utter waste of time.
Without further ado:
I got summoned as a white at the last bonfire in Anor Londo, the host has a white with him. The three of us go downstairs and collect Havel's stuff then he tries to go through the locked shortcut. When we get invaded while going up the stairs, he goes back downstairs (even though there was no 'spawning sound' meaning the invader was either by the boss fog or on the roof) and basically looks under the furniture for the invader. Suddenly the host is circling around, apparently the invader unlocked the shortcut. The host charges forward through the door and I have to double time it to BS the first silver knight before he can land one of his own on the host. The red retreats and I dust off the second silver knight to make sure he can't be used against us later and give chase.
The red ducks into the titanite demon room. He stands in the open and gives me a
. I get my bow out and suddenly he doesn't feel like gesturing anymore. I tried to shoot the titanite demon, no dice (even though the shot looks good on screen I hit the wall a foot from the doorway :evil: ). all of a sudden the host just charges straight into the room and engages the red straight up ignoring the giant demon directly to his right... ... ... I futilely attempted to provide cover fire. Though if it were possible I think I would have sent a CSS straight through the back of his head; that would have salvaged a second or two from what was an utter waste of time. Last edited by Hugh_G_Johnson on Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:56 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : fixed a mistake)
