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    Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:29 pm

    Despite being new to the forum I've beaten the game and achieved (Legit) Lv 300 with my main character. I felt like making a thread that allows fellow undead to share their stories and moments that have happened to them while on their journey.

    All types of stories are welcome in the archive. Happy reading~

    I'll go ahead get things started.
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    Leon: I can't see anything down here..

    (Invader invades your world)
    Invader: I can't see (bleep) down here

    (15min Later)

    Invader: HA! I Found you! Prepare to DI-

    Leon: (Side steps out of the way of the plunging attack)

    Invader: (Doesnt see the cliff side and falls to his death)

    Leon: Good thing I can't see anything. (Walks further into darkness)

    Glowing eyes: WOOF!

    Leon: Daaawww~ It's a pup-

    YOU DIED
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    Leon: There's a merchant around here somewhere..

    (Hollow breaks through bookcases)

    Hollow: RAWR (Plunging attack)

    Leon: (Parry fails)

    YOU DIED

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    Pervert phantom: Ooo Look at THAT fine piece of (bleep)..

    Leon: C'mon, we don't have all day

    Perverted phantom: Just gimme a sec bro
    (Walks over to the lady)

    Harpy: CRRRAAAAWWWW

    Perverted phantom: SUN PROTEC-

    [Phantom Died]


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Yarxov on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:01 pm

    Lol
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    Yaro: Okay, just one last Capra Demon
    Capra Demon: Jumping attack!
    Yaro: ha-ha! *Rolls*
    Capra Demon: Mid air direction change, go!
    YOU DIED
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    [Invading Sen's]
    Yaro: Uh oh, a 3v1, Challenge accepted!
    Phantom 1: let us fight!
    [We fall]
    Yaro: I have you no--
    [Greataxe to the head from Phantom 2]
    Your phantom was defeated!
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    Yaro: What's this? A chest? how lovely!
    Mimic: Teehee
    Yaro: Let's pry this ope--
    Mimic: OmNomNomnom
    YOU DIED
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    Yaro: Okay, this is the depth's boss, I can handle this...
    [Cinimatic starts]
    Gaping Dragon: Huh? What? *Yaaawn* I guess I should get up and stretch....
    Yaro:Oh that's not ba-HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
    Gaping Dragon: Yep, Ahhh, all stretched out and ready.
    Yaro: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
    Gaping Dragon: Ah! Mouse! Kill it! Kill it!
    YOU DIED


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Lancelot on Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:21 am

    *looks at sign on floor* "Run!"
    *giant demon drops from sky*
    YOU DIED

    And that's, like, within 5 minutes of the game xD


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:15 am

    [Undead Asylum]
    Leon: Time to get the Doll and visit Priscilla

    Horde of hollow: FIRE IS GOOD

    Leon: (Washing pole) and im done with that

    (Walks into the boss chamber)

    Leon: Brings back noob memories of fighting that giant pig thing...

    (Continues running and falls through the floor taking fall damage)

    Stray demon: OI, You escaped from prison, Killed my hollow friends, and killed my brother. EXPLOSION!

    YOU DIED
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    [Painted world]

    Toxin hollow: I don't feel so... good

    Torch hollow: You should ask Priscilla to check that out buddy.

    Leon: (Running through killing hollows)

    Torch hollow: Do you hear something? Sounds like swords clashing.

    Leon: (Kills Torch hollow and goes after toxin hollow)

    Toxin hollow: WAIT WAIT! DON'T CUT ME!

    Leon: (Hits and is affected by Toxin)

    (Gets to the zombie dragon)

    Leon: Alright, Glitch time... Kinda... dizzy

    YOU DIED
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Specter737 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:59 am

    Ash Lake

    (Running down beach, seeing le sites)
    Hydra: HELLoooOOOOOOO
    Spec: Hey you... I killed your brother!
    Hydra: Jokes on you! I can fly short distances!
    (Fires water globs while flying overhead)
    Spec: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...
    YOU DIED...

    Sen's Fortress

    (summoned as white phantom, enters boss fog)
    Golem: Y U NO GO AWAY
    Host: Go team! Separate!
    (Everyone surrounds golem, attacking it's legs)
    Golem: Hey! Stop that!
    (Grabs white phantom, slams him down)
    -Phantom has been killed-
    Host: Onwards! Bring it down!
    (Continues attacking golems legs, golem staggers)
    Golem: Man... you guys are startin to piss me off...
    (Melee le crapola out of the golem, it staggers and falls off ledge)
    Golem: I wash my hands of you!
    -Boss Eliminated-

    Undead burg
    (summoned as white phantom, host standing still)
    Spec: Okay, I'll wait for you I guess...
    (Psn message recieved: title: GIVMEMAGKWAPONS body: nothing)
    Spec: ... wtf?
    (Checks player profile, has all trophies, and has platinum'd)
    Spec: wth do YOU need to beg for?
    (Reply's to message. Title: No. Body: Nothing)
    (Host uses separation stone)
    Spec: FFFUUUUUUUUUU


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by zRegulas9z on Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:32 am

    Sens

    Reg: ah finally at the last swinging blades, looks like i just walk along the narrow bridge and im clear.

    Snaked head mage: ssh hear some one coming hehe

    Reg: steps out onto bridge

    Snake head mage: lighting bolt to the face

    Reg: falling falling falling dead, fuuuuc...
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    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:11 pm

    spark: im finally through sens! yay all free,clear and no traps!

    bomb giant: hmm target practice...

    spark: whats that noise?

    BOOM!

    you have died.

    spark's cousin: time to go dm in the forest!

    sparks cousin; what the heck is that?

    Black phantom mushroom family: attack! delta formation!

    sparks cousin: craaaaap! *runs away*

    *kills little mushrooms on the run*

    bp mushroom parent: hey! you killed my family prepare to die.

    *punch*

    2000+ hp to 0 in giants armor...

    you have died.


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:52 pm

    [Sen's Fortress]

    Leon: I really don't feel like fighting... so RUN LIKE HELL!

    Man serpent: Get him before him runs to the elevator cage!

    Leon: (Gets hit by a lightning bolt, guillotine, and takes fall damage so HP drops to 1)

    Man Serpent: (Hit by a guillotine and follows)

    Leon: Not enough time to put on the rusty ring, Must WALK to the ladder!

    (Gets to the ladder and begins to climb but the Man serpent is right behind leon)

    Leon: Faster FASTER, Almoooooost to the top!

    (Jumps off the ledge leading back to the guillotine bridge and takes fall damage)

    Leon: But I thought... it didn't look high enough to... die from..

    YOU DIED
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    [Gaping dragon room]

    Leon: It smells terrible down here...

    (Walks through the fog gate)

    Gaping dragon appears)

    WHAT. THE. FUUU- Ooooh! Treasure! Oh, It's just some armor.

    (Magic arrow hits you from behind)

    YOU DIED
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:28 pm

    We enter the scene as our hero is summoned as a white phantom at the Kiln. After having successfully defeated Gwyn several times in Jolly Cooperation, Skarekrow13 realizes he has been summoned to farm.
    Host: "Let's kill some invaders!"
    Skarekrow13: "I'm game, when it's an opponent looking for the challenge. I will politely stand by when this is not the case. Besides....as a scythe user I feel like I am the only one here equipped like a farmer."
    Despite being Gold-Hemmed, the dirty rags do nothing to dispute my assertion.
    Everyone: "Cool beans!"

    Several invaders fall to the various blades. A couple elite warriors enter, eager for a 3v1 battle. Skarekrow13 fells one in a narrow escape with the dreaded running two-handed R1 scythe attack mere moments before the host, who is running away mightily, is killed.

    Suddenly.....a message appears via PSN. 'Tis our host, maybe congratulating his phantoms as he has done in game form with medals. The message is opened.....whatever can it say?

    Host: "Dear guy who just stopped me from losing my life in 3v1 where I started the 3 side of it;
    I have invaded so much that I'm in the top 50."

    Skarekrow13, in his best soliloquy form conjectures: "Top 50 what? I suppose it doesn't matter....anyone in the top 50 anything surely must not need my assistance. I think I'll wait around and see how a top 50 guy handles the next elite warrior."

    In mere moments....a CHALLENGER. This looks promising....he's running at us. Skarekrow13 stands and waits.

    Our mighty host's other phantom is brutally slain. Not to worry....he never looked like he was top 50 material. He can be replaced. The invader turns and checks the scene. Skarekrow13 stands and waits.

    The invader assesses for another few seconds. Skarekrow13 stands and waits.

    The invader turns to face the host. Time to see what a top 50 guy does against a brave and noble warrior. Skarekrow13 stands and waits.

    The host is brutally slain. Skarekrow13 bows as this world fades behind him.

    Guess the invader must have been in the top 49.

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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:13 pm

    [Hell kite dragon bridge]

    Leon: I got my white summon stone now.. so let's kill some more hollows

    (Runs across the bridge and a giant shadow flies over)

    Hellkite: FIRE STORM

    Leon: This armor and ring combo protects against fire 100% right...?

    YOU DIED
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Yarxov on Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:59 pm

    These are great xD

    -Demon ruins, running from centipede bonfire to Firesage bonfire-
    Yaro: I've outrun ghosts, Knights, hollows, even a Dragon, you can't catch me silly Taurus Demon!
    Taurus Demon: Challenge accepted! *Jumps*
    Yaro: See? No-
    YOU DIED
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    -Yaro, poisoned, running to Chaos Bonfire-
    Eingyi- What's this? Are you a new servant?
    Yaro- *Random clickign selects no*
    Eingyi- Hmmphf
    Yaro- Move you little ****! *Attacks*
    Little Wormy- Are you my Mommy?
    Little Wormy- Are you my Mommy?
    Little Wormy- Are you my Mommy?
    YOU DIED


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:05 pm

    Buttmunch-"Alright here comes some easy souls!"

    Kurtmonster-"Oh boy I'll WoG you swing!"

    SepirothWannabe-"I'm gonna backstab him!"

    -Tolvo Invades Anor Londo-

    Buttmunch-"Look there he is get him!"

    -Tolvo runs to the Lever and pulls as they chase.-

    Sepirothwannabe-"Oh we got him now, he'll be trapped in the Darkmoon Tomb!"

    -Watches as all three jump, and fall to their deaths as the platform turns. Looks at his Soul counter and smiles. Sends witty PM then adds to the List of Farmers/List of Shame.-

    Just some Anor Londo justice earlier today haha. Why yes, killing unskilled people in a video game does make me feel tough.
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    Post by Yarxov on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:25 pm

    Atleast you're not on the other end. happy


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:40 pm

    Leon: Okay... Server is supposed to be here...

    (Walks through the bog but doesnt see anything)

    Leon: What's that sound?

    Pill bug horde: (Blub blub)

    Leon: My feet! They are stuck! I CAN'T DODGE!

    YOU DIED
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    [The great Hollow]

    Leon: Onward to ash lake! (Gets up from bonfire)

    (Goes down to the curse frogs)

    Leon: OH GOD THOSE EYES! (Ninja flips to the right on a branch)

    (Falls taking fall damage)

    Leon: Still ALIVE~

    (Footsteps... Purple cloud)

    Leon: (Cough cough) What the he--

    YOU DIED

    (Revives)

    YOU ARE CURSED

    Leon: ...No souls and No purging stones... (Bleep)
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:51 pm

    -Tolvo runs onto the rafters in Anor Londo to give chase of his prey during an invasion-

    Tolvo-"Wait a second, I have a Dragonslayer Bow! I'll just knock them off, haha, it's perfect!"

    -Equips the bow and starts aiming-

    Tolvo-"Alright, now where are those-"

    -Takes Dragonslayer Arrow to the face and falls to his death.-

    Tolvo-"Well played Host."

    -Gets PM titled "I AM THE LAW" without any message inside of it.-
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    Post by Yarxov on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:06 pm

    -Making a run for Gwyn in the Kiln with another phantom.-
    *A Wild Black Phantom appears!*
    Yaro:Have at thee! Villain!
    *Invader is pushed back and begins to flee*
    Yaro: No matter, I have my trusty Dragonslayer greatbow!
    *Yaro stops at the ridge to see the intruder running across the narrow bridge.*
    Yaro: Take aim! ....Fire!
    *Yaro's Arrow smites the evil spirit, launching him off the edge to his death.*
    -I have yet to fail to kill an enemy on that bridge with my Greatbow xD-

    PS, I'm not stealing the Greatbow topic, I was actually typing this before Talvo sent his. silly


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:16 pm

    -Waits in the forest for an invader and watches as one appears. He has long hair, one washing pole, a pyromancy in the offhand, and the black cleric robe. The guy taunts as I bow, he then proceeds to throw fire around, use the Firestorm, and swing about.-

    Tolvo-"What the hell is he doing?"

    WammabeSepiroth-"Man I'm going to look like a total badass when I beat this guy!"

    -Watches as the invader points at him, and charges. Hits him once with a lightning Falchion, then hits him five times in a row thanks to the stagger. Watches as he dies and bows.-

    ______________________________________________

    -Invades in the forest and as soon as he can see gets hit by the Dragon Chest stone, two Sunbros and a host surround him with Grass Shields and stun lock him. Waits for a few minutes then gets up.-

    Tolvo-"Screw this."

    -Leaves and cooks some food, checks the DsK forums and goes back to see his body still being stunlocked.-

    Tolvo-"What the hell is this?"

    -Unplugs router-
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:18 pm

    Yarxov wrote:-Making a run for Gwyn in the Kiln with another phantom.-
    *A Wild Black Phantom appears!*
    Yaro:Have at thee! Villain!
    *Invader is pushed back and begins to flee*
    Yaro: No matter, I have my trusty Dragonslayer greatbow!
    *Yaro stops at the ridge to see the intruder running across the narrow bridge.*
    Yaro: Take aim! ....Fire!
    *Yaro's Arrow smites the evil spirit, launching him off the edge to his death.*
    -I have yet to fail to kill an enemy on that bridge with my Greatbow xD-

    Lol those arrows have a huge hit box XD
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    [New londo ruins]

    Leon: Guys, you have to keep up or they'll kill you!

    Phantom 1: (Has his throat slashed) Go on without theeeeee~

    Leon: Don't worry about him, JUST RUN!

    Phantom 2: (Ghost horde comes out of the wall and kills him)

    Leon: (Bleep)! (Keeps running)

    Leon: (Jumps over the broken stair case get to the item)

    Vagrant sniper of the ghost roof: Magic arrows rain down upon thee!

    Leon: (Hit from behind)

    YOU DIED

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    Post by Mike-Lassen on Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:40 am

    - In front of Alvinas house in the forest.

    Mike - "Getting that Ring".

    (Blows ninja off the cliff. Quit, reload, grab ring).

    Mike - "I'm gonna homeward bone out of here before I get into trouble."
    Mike - "Wait, why can't I use it?".
    Mike - "Oh, I am not hollow!".

    (Shiva starts chasing. Bandit and everybody else starts chasing)
    "Dark spirit of vengance invaded".

    YOU DIED.

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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:18 am

    -Invades in the Forest and Gets ready for the farmers. Spots three people, One Giants, One Smough, One Havel. All mask of the mother. Goes in anyway and starts fighting while dodging around. A Dark Wraith invades, I'm a Forest Hunter so there is the risk.-
    Tolvo-"Please be on my side, help a brother out!"
    -Watches as the Dark Wraith Backstabs the Sunbro, as he backstabs the Giant. After a BS chain both summons are dead. The Havel Host starts fat rolling away.-
    Tolvo-"Man this is pitiful."
    Wraith-"Yeah, quite sad."
    -Watches as Havel walks away, then watches as he taunts. Throws a dagger causing the Havel Host to roll and flask. Just a throwing dagger-
    Wraith-"No way! Let me try this."
    -Wraith throws a dagger which the host runs from suddenly, both Tolvo and the Wraith look at eachother with glitening eyes and big smiles on their faces. Tolvo then Equips both Poison and Regular Throwing Daggers, and pelts this Havel Host. The Wraith does the same.-
    Havel Host-"Cut it out jerks, this isn't fair!"
    -Host summons a Phantom which Tolvo and Wraith BS to death.-
    Havel Host-"Seriously, two versus one is unfair!"
    -Follows him around throwing daggers, killing the summons until finally, the host dies to a poison effect. Both Tolvo and the Wraith stop above his corpse. They lock onto eachother.-
    Wraith-"Is he going to betray me?"
    Tolvo-"Please Dark Wraith, don't give into the Temptation."
    -Both Tolvo and the Wraith use point, making it look like they high five over the Havel Host's Corpse. Tolvo with open eyes smiles and nods at his Tv Screen, happy with the bond he's made with his fellow invader.-
    Tolvo-"The Farming Pay the Price."
    -Tolvo then realizes he's been wasting an entire night doing forest PvP in a video game, it is now 6:00AM and he can't sleep.-
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:35 pm

    Three narrow victories against giants with clubs reminded me all too well of the horrors of creaky boards, moving bridges, mosquitoes that made me pivot awkwardly and fall, poisoned water and assassins wearing tree trunks throwing darts at me.
    Nearly out of estus, arrows and hope I slowly make my way through the latest cavernous locale in the never ending sorrow that is Blighttown. And then I see it....light. Hope floods back as I long for a merchant...a bonfire...or the latest trinket to remind me of why I carry on against all odds.
    I turn right from the cave and notice I am on a narrow ledge with lush, green vegetation (at least compared to where I just was). Knowing death may be one wrong move away, I proceed slowly, making sure to take in the glory of my new surroundings. I marvel at the lack of resistance along this path, another stark contrast to the pit I left behind moments ago. This contrast lulls me in a way I have yet to experience in this journey. Despite the hell I endured so recently, it seems ages ago, like a story in a book.
    I come across a dessicated dragon, his former glory long forgotten. I approach with caution as my memories of carnage linger just well enough to recall that nothing is ever given to me in my quest. The silent beast remains so and I grow curious. What felled this noble creature and the warriors by it's claws? I inspect the nearest corpse, looking for a clue to this puzzle, or a trophy at the least.
    A new sword? From a valiant knight perhaps? Or a rogue seeking his fortunes?


    Oh crap....that thing's not dead!

    \ Cast back to the poisonous waters below I ascend anew, to take my revenge.

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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:46 pm

    This is one of my PvP stories
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    [Anor londo painting room]

    Leon: We shouldnt fight up here on the beams for a pvp match..

    Invader: It'll be fine

    (Bright idea but the SAME idea)

    (Runs up)

    Both: WRATH OF THE GODS!

    Invader: why am I falling faster!?

    (Invader dies first)

    Leon: Holy hell, 300,00-

    YOU DIED
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Yarxov on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:37 pm

    I told this story in the other thread (I'm just so proud of it big grin)
    Yaro:Let us partake in Jolly cooperation!
    Phantom: Yes! Let us defeat Gwyn!
    Host: Onward!
    -I equip Hornets ring so I OHK NG Black Knights big grin -
    -3 Knights have fallen, with two more to go-
    Invader: I have come for your soul(s)!
    Yaro: Uh-oh. We have the vantage point here, let us wait at the end of the bridge.
    Phantom: Aye
    -Yaro pulls out his Black Bow as the Invader comes into view-
    -Uruk Berserker moment ensues as I shoot him twice with Large arrows-
    Invader: I shall not be defeated! *Begins spamming WotG*
    Yaro: Wait...He sees we're out of range right?....Oh well..
    -I hit him three more times (Total of 5) and he dies 10 feet in front of me-

    I love my Black Bow too ^.^


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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by Black_Knight_Leon on Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:39 am

    [Blight Town]

    Leon: Wait... This is 5-1 ALL OVER AGAIN

    (Ventures further in)

    Body in monster's hand: Heeeeeeelp me....

    Leon: Is that... a undead...?

    Monster: (Runs towards leon)

    Leon: Oh screw this area, I have the master key so i'm taking the shortcut

    (Sees a summon sign)

    Leon: Oohoho I can summon a friend (Summons)

    Sunbro: PRAISE THE SUN FOR I HAVE COME!

    Leon: Okay, See that monster over there... Kill it and report back to me.

    Sunbro: RAIDANT LIGHT SHI----

    Monster: (Grabs and nom noms)

    [Sunbro has vanished]

    Leon: ....
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    Re: Duke Archives (DrkS stories and moments)

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:37 pm

    sparkly: time for blight town! through the front entrance no less!

    *YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY--------*

    sparkly; dang, must get iaito!

    *boing*

    sparkly:haha! you can't hit me up here!

    invader: wrath of the gods!

    sparkly: ouch!

    sparkly: ha your out now whatcha gonna do!

    invader: talisman to the ceiling!

    sparkly: can't heal...

    invader: fire bomb to the ceiling!

    sparkly: craaap!

    dodge dodge dodge

    sparkly: i'll use humanity!

    invader: black fire bomb!

    you have died.


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