Dark Souls replica item, free with free shipping.....

by **skarekrow13** Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:46 pm

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Dark Souls replica item, free with free shipping.....

Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:46 pm

So I love my deal of the day sites and I came across a Dark Souls item. A very highly detailed replica of an in game used item. It's currently being offered for free with free shipping. I ordered one already

Here it is

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:17 pm

Giving away free manure sounds like fun!

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:17 pm

They basically just read our Gremlin manual

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:20 pm

How to prank people: Funny ways.

Send a ton of manure to them.

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:21 pm

The Gremlins have advocated gifting dung pies since time immemorial

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:23 pm

Only this time, they have overdone the ceremony, and sent a huge ton in one go, and not hundreds of separate pies. This is sacrilage to the Gremlin traditions!

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:26 pm

If you check the order page they limit one small quantity per person. They might just be long lost GremCousins

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Post by GrinTwist Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:28 pm

I'd buy, but those dung pies sound expensive.

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:33 pm

Yes, that cost to the right hand side is far too high.

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Post by GrinTwist Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:37 pm

The middle seems just a bought right as far as price goes. However the left side also looks pretty cheap, but those dung pies look kind of wet.

Unless I can get my rubbish catapult back from Frampt, it looks like the dung pies in the middle will have to do.

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:38 pm

What about the Rubbish Cannons? You didn't give them away, did you?

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Post by GrinTwist Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:41 pm

No there still there right by the microwave made out of drake scales.

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:48 pm

Good stuff. We need them to take down all the other sane people we'll be fighting.

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:09 pm

So I just looked in my email and received a very not so joke looking order confirmation.

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:32 pm

Are you seriously saying they were giving away free dung?

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:02 pm

I doubt it. But they have a whole list of joke items, none of which actually bring you to an order form. The dung pie does, and you can actually place an order at no charge. I am assuming it'll be either an inexpensive promotional item or a coupon code or something similar to that.

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:07 pm

Thank goodness! I would have hated knowing they would just send a pile of manure to someone's house!

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:14 pm

I suppose they actually could but they might lose some customers that way

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Post by User1 Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:16 pm

The response would be priceless though;

"Where do you want it?"
"Oh, just put it in the back garden. I'll bring it in later."

At the moment, the customer, under the impression the thing they got was a joke, goes to check it out, and the delivery people run off. I would love to wait and stay for the response.