Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

by Nugget Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:42 am

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Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

Post by Nugget Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:42 am

Groan-worthy Dark Souls jokes? I think it's time.

Why do I like the Gravelord Covenant so much?

Because it's pretty Nito.

What did Solaire do when his kid got an A on his history project?

He praised the son.

Why did the Dark Souls player throw his controller at the wall?

Because summoning seriously failed again and Solaire do you even understand how the Ornstein and Smough fight works?

by swordiris Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:20 am

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Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

Post by swordiris Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:20 am

Why is Capra Demon so hard?

Cause he's got two *****.

Why is the female undead merchant so miserable?

Her cage is too mossy.

If you hate forest gankers take solace in the fact that they are inbred. His buddy is both his son and his brother.

by Shindori Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:35 am

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Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

Post by Shindori Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:35 am

Why did the hollow cross the road?
Because he died.
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by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:08 am

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Post by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:08 am

Is this a fat one?
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P.S.
What is the difference between the Cadillac and a pile of dead Hollows?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:23 am

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Post by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:23 am

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A Hollow chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same Hollow, six weeks later.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic, cursed Hollow can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

What's grosser than ten dead Hollows nailed to a tree?
One dead Hollow nailed to ten trees.

by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:42 am

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Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

Post by Veradox Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:42 am

This one deserves a separate section king

What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead Hollows.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

Praise the Sun

by Tchuwib Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:20 am

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Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

Post by Tchuwib Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:20 am

You are the chosen undead that will save the world.
Broke out of asylum not long ago.

In Lordan, you don't feed bird. Bird feed on you.

Let's free this poor fellow from his prison cell.
Said no normal people in real life.

Yo momma so fat!
She was the model for undead asylum demon