Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

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    Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Nugget on Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:42 am

    Groan-worthy Dark Souls jokes? I think it's time.

    Why do I like the Gravelord Covenant so much?

    Because it's pretty Nito.

    What did Solaire do when his kid got an A on his history project?

    He praised the son.

    Why did the Dark Souls player throw his controller at the wall?

    Because summoning seriously failed again and Solaire do you even understand how the Ornstein and Smough fight works?


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by swordiris on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:20 am

    Why is Capra Demon so hard?

    Cause he's got two *****.

    Why is the female undead merchant so miserable?

    Her cage is too mossy.

    If you hate forest gankers take solace in the fact that they are inbred. His buddy is both his son and his brother.


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Shindori on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:35 am

    Why did the hollow cross the road?
    Because he died.


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Veradox on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:08 am

    Is this a fat one?


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    What is the difference between the Cadillac and a pile of dead Hollows?
    I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Veradox on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:23 am

    What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
    A Hollow chewing on razor blades.

    What is green and sits in a corner?
    The same Hollow, six weeks later.

    What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic, cursed Hollow can get for Christmas ?
    Cancer.

    What's grosser than ten dead Hollows nailed to a tree?
    One dead Hollow nailed to ten trees.

    Well What is it


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Veradox on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:42 am

    This one deserves a separate section king

    What's grosser than gross?
    A garbage can full of dead Hollows.

    What's grosser than that?
    The one at the bottom is still alive.

    What's grosser than that?
    He has to eat his way to freedom.

    What's grosser than that?
    He goes back for more.

    Praise the Sun


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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by Tchuwib on Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:20 am

    You are the chosen undead that will save the world.
    Broke out of asylum not long ago.

    In Lordan, you don't feed bird. Bird feed on you.

    Let's free this poor fellow from his prison cell.
    Said no normal people in real life.

    Yo momma so fat!
    She was the model for undead asylum demon

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    Re: Unfunny Dark Souls Humor

    Post by fujiphoenix on Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:58 pm

    whats so great about killing twenty five year old hollows?

    There are 20 of them.

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