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    Euphemism, if you catch my Drift.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:19 pm

    So hey there. I'm not saying we're all gifted, but let's just say I send the horses home if you get what I'm saying.

    I want to make perhaps the dumbest forum game possible, the euphemism off. I want people to find creative ways to say that gophers ain't got nothing on them, if you catch my drift.

    Brag all you want, but make sure that if a child were to read this thread they'd have no clue about what I'm saying. I'd hate it if a kid knew that I had a regular old Merriam Webster of tionary.
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    Post by swordiris on Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:11 pm

    Elmer the glue shooter was getting really hyper the other day, ended up having to get the white out and proofread my project.

    If you catch my drift.
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    Post by nsane32 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:44 pm

    hey skeleton man dont get a bone hahahahaha


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:23 pm

    It's good to see some you know whats on the you know where.



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    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:01 pm

    They say havel was hard as a rock, he's got nothing on me winking

    You may think it was lautrec, but really it was me who made those robes dingy winking




    ....If you catch my drift


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    Post by Rynn on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:25 pm

    Nuka Cola makes pretty valuable products, they both heal you and give you caps to drink, but I've got both those properties and more.
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    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:02 pm

    I've been thinking of making an arcade game, like the old pacman ones, you know? But I can't find sticks that only require one hand.

    If you know what I mean.


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    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:27 pm

    I came across my husband looking for some yogurt the other day, I ended up having to find it for him. Men can be so blind at times, more so if the try to find yogurt by themselves too much.


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    Re: Euphemism, if you catch my Drift.

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:25 pm

    Maneater_Mildred wrote:I came across my husband looking for some yogurt the other day, I ended up having to find it for him. Men can be so blind at times, more so if the try to find yogurt by themselves too much.

    I agree, life would be so much simpler if women just told us where that damn yoghurt is!

    Everyone loves the dairy goodness


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    Post by Spurgun on Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:30 pm

    Tolvo wrote:
    Brag all you want, but make sure that if a child were to read this thread they'd have no clue about what I'm saying. I'd hate it if a kid knew that I had a regular old Merriam Webster of tionary.

    Good thing i'm not understanding anything then silly


    Also, i feel like Jason should pay this thread a visit.
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    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:52 pm

    I think Jason would love this thread silly


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    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:55 pm

    A part of me loves this thread, you know which I think.
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    Post by Emergence on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:55 pm

    These seem more like innuendos than euphemisms to me as none of them seem apologetic like saying "to pass away" instead of dying, but ok, have at it.


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    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:08 pm

    I just went for innuendo since they're more funny silly


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    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:13 pm

    Oh they're euphemisms. Euphemisms that just haven't gotten into circuit yet.

    We just have to spread our words around if you catch my drift.
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    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:37 pm

    So my old ex girlfriend says her new boyfriend is japanese, but only when compared to godzilla.


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    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:49 pm

    Sounds like a regular pink collar.
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    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:24 pm

    Very sorry about the innuendo E, I guess most guys like it the other way around tongue


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    Re: Euphemism, if you catch my Drift.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:25 pm

    We tend to avoid the depths and go straight for the Btown.
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    Post by The Letter X on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:36 pm

    Tolvo wrote:We tend to avoid the depths and go straight for the Btown.

    I go straight for the bell above if you catch my drift.


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    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:38 pm

    You know, a friend of mine has such lovely coushins I'm thinking of asking to rest my head on them for a night.


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    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:48 pm

    A cushion/pillow fight is always fun too, if the cushions are soft enough.


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