Seath, BBQ master?

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    Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:00 am

    So, if you follow off topic you might know I bought some salt slabs to cook on. I can't recommend them enough, but curiously enough, when heating and cooling they sound an awful lot like some Crystal Cave sound effects. Which then leads me to question if Seath was just making a big BBQ pit for all the gods



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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:06 am

    Maybe Havel was vegetarian?

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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:10 am

    nonsense, the peppers I made were delicious on the salt block. Mushrooms too. Havel would have given him a handshake.





    wait.......

    Unless Seath did the meat first! I think you may have finally found the real problem between them

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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Hue on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:33 am

    How big is that hing?

    The legendary heirlooms of the home BBQ deity, who cooked the food of other family members and friends. It upgrades your steak to salty +5, requires Cooked +10, deals extra corrosion damage to kidneys


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Ashran on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:56 am

    Wait, you werent suposed to use the salt slab on yourself and be grossly incandescent?


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:01 am

    I absconded with several bricks from Seath's lair. All 5lb bricks cut to 8"x4"x2"

    They indeed upgraded our steak to salty+5

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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Flankydizzle on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:53 am

    As much as I don't wanna be 'that guy', everyone knows that seaths tail is actually eaten raw.
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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Hue on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:03 am

    Flankydizzle wrote:As much as I don't wanna be 'that guy', everyone knows that seaths tail is actually eaten raw.

    It must have traces of crystals in it... 🇳🇴


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Acarnatia on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:00 pm

    Sushi.


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Ashran on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:27 pm

    Acarnatia wrote:Sushi.

    this.

    Also:




    The real use of the crystal cave bonfire.


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:57 pm

    Hachouma wrote:

    The legendary heirlooms of the home BBQ deity, who cooked the food of other family members and friends. It upgrades your steak to salty +5, requires Cooked +10, deals extra corrosion damage to kidneys

    Excellent.


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by Hue on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:47 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:I absconded with several bricks from Seath's lair. All 5lb bricks cut to 8"x4"x2"

    They indeed upgraded our steak to salty+5

    Metric system pls next time

    I don't wan't to go to google every time you say a number


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    Re: Seath, BBQ master?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:51 pm

    Oh crap, very approximate conversion

    a little over 2 kilograms each

    20cm x 10cm x 5 cm


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