by Dibsville Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:25 pmWhat was your favourite message you ever got in Dark Souls? Mine was from someone named "Titanium_Tarkus". Right as I was delivering the killing blow, he disconnected. I sent him a message say he didn't deserve his name and he messaged me back saying "Tarkus needs his souls." I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did at a message as I did that message.
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A Darkmoon telling me that he was DMing so that he could score a date with Gwynevere.
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WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:A Darkmoon telling me that he was DMing so that he could score a date with Gwynevere.
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I got a message from a Darkwraith after a fight saying that he was collecting humanity for his sick girlfriend in another covenant. He later said that his "girlfriend" was the Pale Lady down in Quelagg's Domain, I felt bad so I set up a deal and gave him 10 humanity. It took a whole day for it to sink in that he thought he was dating an in-game character.
I also got another Darkwraith that killed me and decided to quote Nightmare from Soul Calibur IV .
"Your meager souls do no satisfy my thirst."
I also got another Darkwraith that killed me and decided to quote Nightmare from Soul Calibur IV .
"Your meager souls do no satisfy my thirst."
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Invincible hacker told me after rage quiting as I killed him from bleed;"lol lrn2play noob".
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Someone recently sent me a voice message saying, "Halt, criminal scum. Provide thine bounty of titanite slabs, or forever you shall feel the wrath of the Darkwraiths." I responded with, "Come at me bro,"but I dropped him a slab for his trouble.
My favorite would probably be after I killed someone by backstepping straight through their attack then dead angling them with the running attack for the win. I got a message that said, "That was sexy. "
My favorite would probably be after I killed someone by backstepping straight through their attack then dead angling them with the running attack for the win. I got a message that said, "That was sexy. "
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Favorite message that i've gotten?
Me and a friend were cooping in the forest, "farming" PVP(we weren't ganking). And then this guy invades. He bows to me, and i tell my friend to let me duel him. After defeating him i get a message saying "Thanks for the duel. It's a rare sight." or something along those lines.
Also, once when i invaded, i killed a guy and then sent the message "Souls, give me strength!". Gotta love Nightmare's quotes.
Me and a friend were cooping in the forest, "farming" PVP(we weren't ganking). And then this guy invades. He bows to me, and i tell my friend to let me duel him. After defeating him i get a message saying "Thanks for the duel. It's a rare sight." or something along those lines.
Also, once when i invaded, i killed a guy and then sent the message "Souls, give me strength!". Gotta love Nightmare's quotes.
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One time someone quoted Shang Tsung as they invaded me. "Your soul is mine!" So I went out of my way to kick him off the edge of the forest. It was a mortal kombat type of kill. XD If you've seen the movie, anyways..
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Loving all these outside quotes. (Nightmare is my best char in SCV)
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I got summoned by a nudist with a giant hammer for the Iron Golem. He swats the giant off of the platform in three hits. I've never seen anything like it.
I send a message, "Well you certainly didn't need my help!"
He replies, " Thought you'd like some souls."
I send a message, "Well you certainly didn't need my help!"
He replies, " Thought you'd like some souls."
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That's.... amazing...BIG TIME MASTER wrote:I got summoned by a nudist with a giant hammer for the Iron Golem. He swats the giant off of the platform in three hits. I've never seen anything like it.
I send a message, "Well you certainly didn't need my help!"
He replies, " Thought you'd like some souls."
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KrazykevS10 wrote:Invincible hacker told me after rage quiting as I killed him from bleed;"lol lrn2play noob".
My friend messaged me, "I killed an invader, and he sent me funny hatemail." Then my friend sent me a copy of the hatemail.
The hatemail from the invader said, "I'm a Darkmoon. I won't let you spam WOG. FOR GWYNDOLIIIIIIIIINN!!!".
- the reason there's no voice chat in dark souls:
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The last spoiler in the linked post has my favorite message of all time. Plus the back story above it doesn't hurt any.
Here ya be!
On a side note, that was the event that inspired the Karmatic Gremlin Gang. If you enjoyed the above shenanigans, I implore you to check out the links in my sig. We're always looking to spread our pranks
Here ya be!
On a side note, that was the event that inspired the Karmatic Gremlin Gang. If you enjoyed the above shenanigans, I implore you to check out the links in my sig. We're always looking to spread our pranks
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My friend sent me another copy of hatemail that he received.
The message was, "Gee .. a WoG spam in a 1v1 duel? Enjoy your 'victory'."
The message was, "Gee .. a WoG spam in a 1v1 duel? Enjoy your 'victory'."
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I summoned a Xanthous Set wearing Pyromancer for the Gaping Dragon fight at sl40. He uses 2 fire tempests, and 2 Great chaos fireballs, literally doing everything for me. I messaged him, "Good to know the Xanthous king is back." He messaged back, "There's a reason people haven't seen me for a long time, you know. 
" I laughed pretty hard.
" I laughed pretty hard.
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I Know I reiceived many similar messages Lord of douchebags, Lord of Bit'ches(a compliment from a customer), etc people really dont like good forest hunters
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I got some hatemail last week. Wraithed a guy in anor londo. we exchanged bows (something i rarely do when wraithing) and had a LONG fight. when i finally killed him with a plunging attack on the spiral staircase, neting almost 900k souls i got a message full of words i cant use on here and him saying he hadent made it to the bonfire yet, and hes beated the game more times than me.
1. doubt it bruh
2. beat the game 10 million times if you want, i still just killed you, stick around and ill do it again
needless to say he didnt stick around.
1. doubt it bruh
2. beat the game 10 million times if you want, i still just killed you, stick around and ill do it again
needless to say he didnt stick around.
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I was killing invaders in the forest and this one guy that spawned saw that I had magic out and started to run. I chased after him with my Gargoyle Halberd and got a running backstab and insta-killed him. He invaded again, saw it was me, and ran again. I got him again with the running backstab and he sent this message:
"I hope you run right into Alvina with that stupid halberd and she claws you to death."
Little did he know, I was in the Forest Cov.
"I hope you run right into Alvina with that stupid halberd and she claws you to death."
Little did he know, I was in the Forest Cov.
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Dark Spirit EliteBiker20 wrote:I was killing invaders in the forest and this one guy that spawned saw that I had magic out and started to run. I chased after him with my Gargoyle Halberd and got a running backstab and insta-killed him. He invaded again, saw it was me, and ran again. I got him again with the running backstab and he sent this message:
"I hope you run right into Alvina with that stupid halberd and she claws you to death."
Little did he know, I was in the Forest Cov.
thats hilarous, and also answers what ive been wondering about the forest coven and invading / hosting, thanks
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Every time infront of Kellog's boss fog "Amazing Chest Ahead"
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I destroyed this dude during an invasion and he decides to send me hatemail to undermine my victory:
"You only beat me cause i was jerkin it with my good hand haha"
Another dude said "to go make me a sandwhich housewife"
"You only beat me cause i was jerkin it with my good hand haha"
Another dude said "to go make me a sandwhich housewife"
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