Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:44 am

    Granted, but you shall be skipped anyway.

    I wish I could make witty comments on the spot.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:46 am

    Granted, but now you can't stop making witty comments at all, therefore they come out at all the wrong times.

    I wish I had enough time to play Dark Souls.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:51 am

    Granted you have time to play dark souls but because you dropped out of school and college and eventually get kicked out of the house and become homeless!~

    I wish RenegadeCop would stop trying to derail things with his freakin cat!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:56 am

    Granted, but Charlotte now derails every thread herself.

    I wish I wasn't sick right now.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:00 am

    ^same here
    Wish granted but they give you medicine that makes you into a fluffy banana and then you get eaten by apes who came from the future because that red-head failed to save you

    I wish I was a pink panda bear who had sharp claws, could drive an apache attack helicopter that had MISSLES and MACHINE GUNS, and that could also shoot an assault rifle over 1000meters accurately and still have the bullets be effective.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:02 am

    That had to be the best corruption yet, GG.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:02 am

    Granted. Instead a virus spreads, affecting both computers and human beings, meaning that everything is out of function one way or another, leaving you with nothing to do.

    Edit: Granted. You are now a pink panda bear who has bla bla bla... However, the government perceive you as a threat, therefor capturing you and studying you in a lab. They eventually take you apart to study your inner organs.

    I wish that 1 hour and 19 minutes had passed already, so that i could go home.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:16 am

    ^Granted, but thats because the pink panda bear escapes before they can cut me open and kills the government so everyone is running for their lives

    I wish that I wasnt socially awkward sad


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:23 am

    Granted. You're no longer socially awkward. Due to this, you have so many friends and so little time. You feel so much stress and pressure you end up at a nuthouse.

    I wish the snow would just go away already.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:49 am

    Granted, but then thats because of the super nova, boom we're all dead, games over lolololololl(jk keep playing big grin ) [btw, im already a nuthouse silly ]

    I wish that this wish was uncorruptable


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:52 am

    BeeSeaEss wrote:Granted, but then thats because of the super nova, boom we're all dead, games over lolololololl(jk keep playing big grin ) [btw, im already a nuthouse silly ]

    I wish that this wish was uncorruptable

    You're a nuthouse? So you're saying that you're a building? Well i'll be damned.

    Granted. Your wish is not corrupted. Instead you are.

    I wish someone could wish that i had another wish so that i could wish they had another wish(and so it goes on and on in a loop).



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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:54 am

    Granted, but **** you. I don't want a wish.

    ...silly


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:58 am

    Well then I seize the day! I WISH THAT I WAS........done with school and had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:59 am

    The Letter X wrote:Granted, but **** you. I don't want a wish.

    ...silly

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:01 am

    BeeSeaEss wrote:Well then I seize the day! I WISH THAT I WAS........done with school and had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    Granted. $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fall down on you, crushing every single particle of your physical form. You are now dead.

    I wish there was a Roadrunner smiley. :cry:


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:03 am

    Granted, but Serious_Much trademarks it just like lol!

    I wish I worked for the government.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:04 am

    Granted. You get slaughtered in a failed assassination against the president.

    I wish i had a dog of my own.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:06 am

    Granted....but then the cats take over the dog and now its their slave...but not renegade's cat, she is long gone because of the panda police.

    I wish that this would stay on-topic to Dark SOULS wishes


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:08 am

    Granted. Being that we're all random derailing nutjobs, the topic is left to rot... Until a necromancer arrives! :affraid:

    I wish wishes were wished by other wishes.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:11 am

    Hey um...dude...I am a necromancer twisted

    Granted, but then those wishes cannot be made because a wish can only be made by being wished by wishes which means that there are none to begin with, therefore this game is over (Wish just lost its meaning D: )

    I wish that I had a classy Ricard's Rapier


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:13 am

    Granted but you trip and fall on your sword, impaling yourself and wait for an hour before you die of bleeding out.



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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:15 am

    My battery is about to die, but luckily i'm going home in about 5 minutes. Getting a ride home today, so no bus. big grin

    *Ahem*

    Granted. You are now Ricard himself, and thus you become brutally murdered everytime a player enters Sen's Fortress.

    Edit: Granted. We are now in the future, were humans and fish interact sexually. Happy?!

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:20 am

    Granted,
    Except it's assault and battery that you get. Lotsa bruises

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:42 am

    Granted, but you aren't able to use it because of a glitch in the system.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:56 am

    Granted. You are now dead.
    I wish i had a duck.


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