Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:42 pm

    Granted.

    However, you can no longer feel any kind of emotion, so you are infaliable in every way, both physically and mentally. You are an emotionless, invincible, hollow form of your former self. Your personality has been stripped away from you, no longer a way to feel happy, to love, to laugh, to enjoy, or to realise why you are in such a way. No one likes you anymore, or wishes to be in your company, as you are simply no longer a worthwhile addition to any kind of society.

    I wish I had an amazing computer.


    Edit: I may have gone a bit too far, with the middle section. happy
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by IIdoneus on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:45 pm

    Forum Pirate wrote:
    IIdoneus wrote:granted, but you sleep with your sister and your own father tries to kill you.

    I wish I had gwynevere's chest to snuggle with.
    Luke did not sleep with leia, nor was he a jedi until the end of the last movie. He paraded around like one because he was an idiot.
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    Sorry. I was going off the family guy version.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:50 pm

    Granted Renegade
    However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
    I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:52 pm

    Granted. A third eye slowly grows inside your brain, causing you terrible pain for a long amount of time, before it finally kills you.

    Someone has to do it...
    I wish for world peace!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:53 pm

    Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Granted Renegade
    However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
    I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.

    granted, Your third eye can read minds, as is always open. However, every time you visit home your parents start thinking erotic things about each other, and go over in great detail what happened last night.
    I wish I could play the guitar real good.

    Awww.... ^ Granted, the world is at peace, but then we get invaded by aliens who enslave and devour us.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:55 pm

    @ Mr. Tart Granted.

    However, this turns the majority of the modern world into weed smoking hippies, who eventually damage their body overtime, to such an extent that the whole popularity dies much younger than before world peace. (Drawing off South park here. happy )

    I wish I could extract Mountain Dew from water.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:57 pm

    Naughty Slarg, you missed me. sad

    Granted. You gain the ability to play guitar tremendously well, however, you can never stop playing.

    Granted. However, as the water becomes Mountain Dew, it also becomes poisonous, killing several species around the world.

    Two wishes granted! happy

    I wish i could never die.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:58 pm

    Slarg232 wrote:
    Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Granted Renegade
    However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
    I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.

    granted, Your third eye can read minds, as is always open. However, every time you visit home your parents start thinking erotic things about each other, and go over in great detail what happened last night.
    I wish I could play the guitar real good.
    +1 oh god I knew I get that! hahahaha! Yep just like those jokes about Satori Komeji reading dirty minds!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:00 am

    @ Mr. Tart, once again, granted. However, since your wish is the same as Forum Pirates, I guess I'll just have to repeat what I said for them.

    However, you can no longer feel any kind of emotion, so you are infaliable in every way, both physically and mentally. You are an emotionless, invincible, hollow form of your former self. Your personality has been stripped away from you, no longer a way to feel happy, to love, to laugh, to enjoy, or to realise why you are in such a way. No one likes you anymore, or wishes to be in your company, as you are simply no longer a worthwhile addition to any kind of society.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:01 am

    RenegadeCop wrote:Granted.

    However, you can no longer feel any kind of emotion, so you are infaliable in every way, both physically and mentally. You are an emotionless, invincible, hollow form of your former self. Your personality has been stripped away from you, no longer a way to feel happy, to love, to laugh, to enjoy, or to realise why you are in such a way. No one likes you anymore, or wishes to be in your company, as you are simply no longer a worthwhile addition to any kind of society.

    I wish I had an amazing computer.


    Edit: I may have gone a bit too far, with the middle section. happy
    Don't see how thats any different from right now, except I'm infallable.


    Anyways, granted. you're stranded in a black hole

    I wish for 3 more wishes.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:04 am

    Granted
    Now you only have two left since you used your third to make this wish.
    That's kinda hard to corrupt.

    I wish I had bat wings to fly.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:05 am

    Granted.

    However, mid flight, your wings catch alight, and they burn, letting you fall slowly from your ascent, to your inevitable doom.

    I wish I was rich.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:05 am

    Mr. Tart wrote:Naughty Slarg, you missed me. sad
    Dinnae, I said the world is at peace but aliens come to kill and devour us silly
    Also, YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!


    ^ Granted, but you will never find love or happyness.

    I wish I was like the Highlander, though I was already the only One.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Johnthethird on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:27 am

    Slarg232 wrote:
    Mr. Tart wrote:Naughty Slarg, you missed me. sad
    Dinnae, I said the world is at peace but aliens come to kill and devour us silly
    Also, YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!


    ^ Granted, but you will never find love or happyness.

    I wish I was like the Highlander, though I was already the only One.
    Granted

    You get shot down by british infantry


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:29 am

    Granted but then you are herded into a large containment area and drowned.

    I wish I was a fish with wings the size of lamps.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:57 am

    Granted, but you lose your gills and your puny wings cause you to fall to the ocean, efficiently drowning you.

    I wish to be invincible.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:59 am

    Granted. A bubble that can't be broken protects you, but also prevents you from touching anything, making it impossible for you to eat or drink.

    I wish i Chuck Norris.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:11 am

    Granted you are now a man named "Chcuk Norris" however you are not given any powers and slowly go insane from watching the right wing news too much.

    I wish I was a fish that could live peacefully on the moon.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:28 am

    Granted, you are a solar-powered fish who doesn't need oxygen or food. But you also have the lifespan (2 years) and attention span (5 seconds) of an average fish.

    I wish that Dark Souls 2 would release tomorrow.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:31 am

    Granted, but the game is not even 1/3 of the way being complete and every single player now griefs out of hatred.

    I wish there was a drunken master type of moveset on fist weapons in Dark Souls.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:36 am

    Granted, but the sheer OP-ness of the moveset scares all players into going hollow or offline.

    I wish that I had a Dark Magic version of WoG.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:27 am

    Granted.

    But the spell backfires, and you internally explode.

    I wish my cats could talk.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:20 am

    Granted. Your cats can now talk, but it turns out they're all *ssholes, and you go insane.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:36 am

    Aren't all cats a**holes? silly And Grin, nice stab at crazy right-wing news... lol!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:41 am

    Oh sh*t, forgot to make a wish!

    I wish i had made a wish earlier.


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