Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:50 pm

    Granted, but you can't get enough oxygen into your system as a result of your increase in size and therefore mass. This means that you suffocate.

    I wish that I could shape-shift.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:57 pm

    Not to go off topic in an offtopic forum, but they actually have developed prosthetics that allow you to feel whatever the fake limb feels. Which is awesome.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:04 pm

    if you wanna get technical, your not off topic. one of the wishes was about prosthesis and you gave some info about prosthesis. So, in my eyes you arent off topic at all


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:05 pm

    What?! When? Post an article, because that sounds freakin' epic! All sensations? As in more than just an electric shock in proportion to the nature of the sensation?


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:13 pm

    morte wrote:Granted, but you can't get enough oxygen into your system as a result of your increase in size and therefore mass. This means that you suffocate.

    I wish that I could shape-shift.
    Granted! but you can only shape-shift into a baby squirrel

    I wish for world peace in the form of free porn!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:16 pm

    Uh.... granted? Now everybody dies from over... uh... nevermind. They all die.

    I wish that people would gain some common sense.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:51 pm

    Granted, but there is now no insane, fun things that insane people can do.

    I wish that more people read books.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:04 pm

    Granted, but people no longer use the internet or any other form of modern technology, bringing us back to the middle-ages through a decline of technology.

    I wish that I could speed up my internet connection.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:09 pm

    Granted, but the huge speed brings a ton of junk information into your connection stream, interrupting pretty much all internet access.

    I wish my phone had a longer battery.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:15 pm

    Granted, it's dimensions are increased making it longer. It now doesn't fit in the phone

    I wish days were longer


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:16 pm

    Granted, but you age much faster.

    I wish that my Japanese writing skills were better.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:20 pm

    Granted but you forget English and can't learn it no matter how much you try to.

    I wish people weren't so violent to me.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:25 pm

    Granted, but you find you can ventilate your hatred of the violent people on them. You get a bad habit out of doing this, and everybody you meet hates you due to this.

    I wish crisps had more calories.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:38 pm

    Granted, you gain 50 pounds for every crisp you eat.

    I wish I lived in a future where Space Travel was possible.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:47 pm

    Granted, but you end up getting trapped in a Mass Relay, left to starve in space.

    I wish my laptop was faster.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:55 pm

    GRanted, but now it runs so fast that it's battery runs out, even when plugged in.

    I really wish I didn't have to learn a second language, much less Spanish.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Dibsville on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:05 pm

    EeAyEss wrote:GRanted, but now it runs so fast that it's battery runs out, even when plugged in.

    I really wish I didn't have to learn a second language, much less Spanish.
    Granted
    Everyone starts speaking Spanish and anyone who speaks English has their genitals cut out and stuffed in their mouth, then they are stabbed in the stomach with a rusty spoon so hard that it pierces the skin and makes you die.

    I wish we could get back on to the topic of Dark Souls being the wishes, as stated in the opening.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:10 pm

    Granted, but now I'm going to start complaining about Spanish.

    I wish everyone spoke English and saved me the trouble of having to write this stupid paper. I would like to backstab the thing with a chaoshander + hornet ring.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Dibsville on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:12 pm

    EeAyEss wrote:Granted, but now I'm going to start complaining about Spanish.

    I wish everyone spoke English and saved me the trouble of having to write this stupid paper. I would like to backstab the thing with a chaoshander + hornet ring.
    Granted
    But the paper counter-backstabs you, and you get a paper cut that hurts like hell on your back and every time you breath it feels like you're getting shot.

    I wish Priscilla would love me.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm

    Dibsville wrote:
    EeAyEss wrote:Granted, but now I'm going to start complaining about Spanish.

    I wish everyone spoke English and saved me the trouble of having to write this stupid paper. I would like to backstab the thing with a chaoshander + hornet ring.
    Granted
    But the paper counter-backstabs you, and you get a paper cut that hurts like hell on your back and every time you breath it feels like you're getting shot.

    I wish Priscilla would love me.

    GRANTED! but then you cheat on her and she kills you.

    i wish i could be so grossly incandescent


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Dibsville on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:18 pm

    Virulas wrote:
    Dibsville wrote:
    EeAyEss wrote:Granted, but now I'm going to start complaining about Spanish.

    I wish everyone spoke English and saved me the trouble of having to write this stupid paper. I would like to backstab the thing with a chaoshander + hornet ring.
    Granted
    But the paper counter-backstabs you, and you get a paper cut that hurts like hell on your back and every time you breath it feels like you're getting shot.

    I wish Priscilla would love me.

    GRANTED! but then you cheat on her and she kills you.

    i wish i could be so grossly incandescent

    Granted, but then you get disowned by your father and lose your memory and are forced to wander Lordran seeking something that doesn't exist.

    I wish I hadn't cheated on Priscilla.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:20 pm

    Wish Dibsville wish!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:23 pm

    Dibsville wrote:
    Virulas wrote:
    Dibsville wrote:
    EeAyEss wrote:Granted, but now I'm going to start complaining about Spanish.

    I wish everyone spoke English and saved me the trouble of having to write this stupid paper. I would like to backstab the thing with a chaoshander + hornet ring.
    Granted
    But the paper counter-backstabs you, and you get a paper cut that hurts like hell on your back and every time you breath it feels like you're getting shot.

    I wish Priscilla would love me.

    GRANTED! but then you cheat on her and she kills you.

    i wish i could be so grossly incandescent

    Granted, but then you get disowned by your father and lose your memory and are forced to wander Lordran seeking something that doesn't exist.

    I wish I hadn't cheated on Priscilla.
    GRANTED! she but you turn into a woman, she turns into a man and she gets you pregnant

    I wish i was lortd gwyn and nothing and no one could kill me


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:25 pm

    Granted but since you're stuck alone for eternity you go insane and hoped someone did kill you.

    I wish I can capture the souls of the dead.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Dibsville on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:29 pm

    Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Granted but since you're stuck alone for eternity you go insane and hoped someone did kill you.

    I wish I can capture the souls of the dead.
    Granted
    You capture a corrupted soul and its eats your face off slowly and painfully and then you burst into flames because the soul had a BIC lighter on hand.

    I wish me and Priscilla could snuggle.


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