Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by WandererReece on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:27 pm

    Granted. However, your sexy armor is weak and provides almost no protection. You are also invaded by many, high level Darkmoons. Also, just like Fable, you are followed by many guards and townspeople stop being annoying.

    I wish I was Tony Stark.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:29 pm

    Bam. Shrapnel in your heart, byou become Iron Man, then Mandarin kills you.


    I wish katanas did a little bit less damage in Dark Souls.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:31 pm

    EeAyEss wrote:Bam. Shrapnel in your heart, byou become Iron Man, then Mandarin kills you.


    I wish katanas did a little bit less damage in Dark Souls.

    Granted, they now have 100% bleed buildup on every strike but do 5 less damage fully upgraded.

    I wish these guards would stop following me around.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:32 pm

    Bam! Granted, but now you are dead so they stop following you.

    I wish katana were effing useless in PvP! tongue
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by WandererReece on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:37 pm

    Granted. Everyone now uses the Gold Tracer.

    I wish I had a Stepford wife.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:24 pm

    Granted. But you don't anymore, plunging you into inescapable depression.

    I wish the silver knight straight sword is as strong as it is cool.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:40 pm

    Granted. It now deals no damage whatsoever silly

    I wish I wasn't dead.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:11 pm

    Granted, but now you live in a third-world country and have lou gehrig's disease and will slowly and painfully die.

    I wish I had the power to travel into and out of fictional universes freely and gain the powers of protagonists in each world.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:19 pm

    Granted.

    A misshap puts you in the lost oddesy universe where you are immortal, but trapped alone forever in a pitch black cave with no memory.

    I wish to be a Jedi.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by IIdoneus on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:21 pm

    granted, but you sleep with your sister and your own father tries to kill you.

    I wish I had gwynevere's chest to snuggle with.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:22 pm

    Granted, they're implanted on your chest

    I wish I had gough's aim

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:26 pm

    You know... Skare... that wouldn't be too bad... tongue


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:28 pm

    I would imagine the back pain in a human would be horrendous

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:31 pm

    Oh. You didn't downsize them. Nevermind.





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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:32 pm

    I didn't but even at scale..... in the words of George TakeI


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by IIdoneus on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:33 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:I would imagine the back pain in a human would be horrendous
    Considering that she is sitting down and supporting them with her arms on a cushion, I think it is heavy even for her!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:55 pm

    Is she supporting them, or just crossing her arms underneath them?
    Either way, I would snuggle up to her any night of the week.

    I wish I had stopped making wishes after I had gotten my Dark Hand.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:56 pm

    Granted, but you know those missiles from before? They kinda blew you up.

    I wish I could stop doing this.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:04 pm

    Awwwww......

    Granted, though everyone else in the entire world does it, so you are forever alone in not doing it.

    I wish for the next persons wish to be uncorruptable.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:08 pm

    Granted. However, I keep doing this, and you suffer eternal agony because of the divine rule of wishes. For the sake of my purity, you suffer.

    I wish you didn't suffer any more.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:11 pm

    Granted. But now you can't do anything else since you're dead.

    I wish that I could understand Latin like a native speaker.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:13 pm

    Granted. You now understand latin, however, it is the only thing you understand. Coincidently, no one uses it any longer either.

    I wish i had wings.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:21 pm

    Granted. You are now a pigeon but you now have a life span of 12 years and live in New York city where you will die in most likely, 3 days.

    I wish I was a fish the size of a building.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Slarg232 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:28 pm

    Granted, you are now a giant fish, but you are hunted down, stuffed, and put into a museum.

    I wish to thank that man for taking away my suffering.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:36 pm

    IIdoneus wrote:granted, but you sleep with your sister and your own father tries to kill you.

    I wish I had gwynevere's chest to snuggle with.
    Luke did not sleep with leia, nor was he a jedi until the end of the last movie. He paraded around like one because he was an idiot.

    Granted, but your suffering returns in the form of the dark sign

    I wish to be infalable.


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