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    Post by BeeSeaEss Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:48 am

    Granted. It steals babies and forces you to take care of them

    I wish that I was a fluffy panda bear
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    Post by WandererReece Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:50 am

    ^ Granted. You become a stuffed, fluffy, panda bear. You are imprisoned in a crib with a drooling baby.

    I wish my Griffin would stop sending me babies.
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    Post by BeeSeaEss Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:52 am

    Granted. It now sends you stale chips

    I wish that baby would stop drooling on me
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    Post by WandererReece Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:57 am

    ^ Granted. The baby has grown up and you are now stuck in a box with the other toys.

    I wish bethesda would stop making buggy games.
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    Post by BeeSeaEss Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:01 pm

    Granted. Now the government sees that Bethesda makes perfectly unglitchy games and thinks that aliens made it ( :suspect: )

    I wish that I had social interaction
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    Post by WandererReece Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:02 pm

    ^ Granted. YOu drop out of school before graduating and can't get a good job.

    I wish other people would join this game again.
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    Post by morte Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:24 pm

    Granted, but now so many people have joined that the servers crashed and the game is lost forever.

    I wish that I had a pet polar bear.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:57 pm

    Granted but it spends it's entire time drinking coke and ends up an obese diabetic polar bear who's medical bills bankrupt you.

    I wish I had 100 pounds of jelly beans
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    Post by User1 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:02 pm

    Granted.

    But, with all the strain on your jaws from eating so many jelly beans, you can no longer eat a thing.

    I wish the Broadsword was known as the best weapon ever, for it is underrated.
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    Post by morte Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:05 pm

    Granted, but now nobody else uses it and people start to complain constantly that it needs to be nerfed, making it the most hated DkS weapon.

    I wish that I could see the future.
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    Post by User1 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:09 pm

    Granted.

    However, all you can see are depressive, terrible events ever happening to you in the forseeable future.

    I wish the Mirdan Hammer was back.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:26 pm

    Granted.

    Only it's Back in Black and only usable by AC/DC during stage shows.

    I wish that Nicolas Cage could act
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    Post by User1 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:33 pm

    Granted.

    However, people get angry at the lack of 'You don't say?' faces, and start to make an attempt to assassinate him.

    I wish AC/DC were all dead.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:40 pm

    Granted, but it turns out they're the Chosen Undead now and have permanent jolly co-op and gank the hell out of everything. They link the fire so efficiently through NG++++++++++++++++++++++++ that they decide to stop doing it and settle down in Oolacile to make music again, meaning AC/DC is replaced by Undead AC/DC and they still have your Mirdan Hammer.

    I wish I had a really fast motorcycle
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    Post by User1 Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:50 pm

    Granted.

    But, with the sudden shock of you being able to attain extreme speeds so quickly, you start up the bike, and drive straight into a wall.

    I wish AC/DC would let me have my hammer back.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:05 pm

    Granted.

    AC/DC would have let you have your hammer back but now they're Undead AC/DC and are unwilling to part with it.

    I wish I had been wearing a helmet when I hit that wall
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    Post by User1 Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:12 pm

    Granted.

    But, the helmet dose'nt cover all of your face, doing nearly nothing to help you.

    I wish AC/DC were normal again, and gave me my hammer.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:18 pm

    Granted,
    But they return it a little hard, smashing both of your hands making you unable to do anything more than hire a moving company to place the hammer over your mantle for you to stare at and sigh about.

    I wish for excellent doctors to attend to my motorcycle crash injuries.
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    Post by morte Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:34 pm

    Granted, however, in your next accident, you have no injuries, but die instantly, rendering them useless.

    I wish that I was wealthy.
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    Post by Slarg232 Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:46 pm

    Granted, but it's all in trust funds that you won't be able to touch until you're 90 years old.

    I wish I could cast Dark Magic in real life.
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    Post by gmwdim Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:17 pm

    Granted, but you soon run into someone who effortlessly dodges your dark magic and one-shots you with HCSM. And since you're not undead, you don't respawn.

    I wish that my cats would climb over the fence and beat the living **** out of the neighbor's dog so it won't bark so much at night.
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    Post by WandererReece Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:21 pm

    ^ Granted. You get sued by your neighbor and your cats are put down by animal control.

    I wish I was really sneaky.
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    Post by morte Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:28 pm

    Granted, but you are arrested by homeland security as a suspected terrorist and you stay in guantanamo bay for the rest of your life.

    I wish that I had motivation.
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    Post by gmwdim Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:30 pm

    Granted, but then you realize you don't have the skill to match your motivation, and end up failing at everything you do. (sorry, just a game silly)

    I wish people who create viruses and spyware would all get AIDS.
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    Post by morte Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:34 pm

    Granted. Sadly, this causes the vast majority of freelance and professional programmers to die, leaving us in a world devoid of modern computer technology.

    I wish that I had a two-week spring break instead of a 1-week spring break.

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