Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:09 pm

    Granted.

    However, after excessive use, you forget which time you were originally in, and have to go back to your childhood, reliving your past, and only finding out you will be living in the past forever when you are fully grown.

    I wish that my electric guitar had 6 strings, instead of 3.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:11 pm

    Granted, they are six weak strings and will break easily.

    I wish I was immortal in mind and body.

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:14 pm

    Granted.

    However, you can not feel emotion anymore. You are impervious to any kind of damage to your mind, and as such, you will not care upon the loss of a loved one, effectively leaving you an immortal, yet hollow being of your former self.

    I wish I had a butterfly knife.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:15 pm

    Granted, you have a knife designed for use by a butterfly.

    An aside, your corruption wouldn't deter me. silly

    I wish I had an orange pop.

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:18 pm

    Is an orange pop your term for an orange flavoured fizzy drink? If so, I shall continue:

    Granted.

    However, the orange drink has poison in each dose you have, making yourself closer to your death with every sip.

    I wish my Spotify playlist filled itself with great songs.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:21 pm

    I wish I was immortal in mind and body.

    ^ Granted, but no one else is imortal. You are studied by scientist around the world. You baffle them so much that they now beleive in religion. Some religions worship you as a god. Some of those religions fight over which god you are. Other religions think you are the devil and try to harm you and those that worship you. This eventually leads to World War Three. The fighting becomes so intense that some superpowers use their nuclear arsenal to bring a quick end to the war. This causes devistating destruction to the entire planet. Humanity is now doomed.

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:22 pm

    This page updates too fast. Someone else always posts while I'm still typing mine up!


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:23 pm

    You got ninja'd by the squatter of Off-Topic. happy
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:23 pm

    This page updates too fast. Someone else always posts while I'm still typing mine up!

    ^ I know, but I still posted mine because I like it.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:27 pm

    I wish my Spotify playlist filled itself with great songs.

    Granted, but like all good web products, it eventually becomes overloaded with advertisement and its interface becomes an unintuitive piece of junk.

    I wish we eradicated AIDS.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:29 pm

    Granted.

    But, you become a conduit for other people's suffering. You take on all of the illnesses yourself, and die soon.

    I wish the world was equal.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:31 pm

    Granted, but that merely means that everyone lives in equal poverty, as they did in Maoist China.

    I wish people wouldn't use hacks in Dark Souls.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:32 pm

    Granted, they are now all too pro for us.

    I wish there was no such thing as boredom.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:33 pm

    Granted, but the lack of down-time causes minds to overload from the stress that fills in the gaps and everyone dies an early death, dooming humanity.

    I wish that I had the combat skills of my best dark souls character.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:35 pm

    Granted. But one day you'll try to put those skills to the test by invading a hostile country, and they'll have thousands of troops waiting to gank you at the border.

    I wish I owned a private jet.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by User1 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:35 pm

    Granted.

    But your cats jump onto the jet, making all of your trips horrendous.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by morte on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:10 pm

    Granted, however, you are not in said group and promptly get your butt kicked.

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:56 am

    Granted but now every time night comes zombies come out and infect most of the world's population and your left alone with no one to build building with.

    I wish I could stop wishing about the wishing wish fish.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by gmwdim on Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:02 am

    Granted, but now you're entirely devoid of ideas and are thus disqualified from the game.

    I wish that I could sacrifice Patches to link the fire instead of myself.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:25 am

    Granted.

    As Patches is being sacrificed, the Black Knights arrive, ganking you until you die.

    I wish everyone could just be nice.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by GrinTwist on Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:33 am

    Granted but this causes you to become the only evil person in the world. A year after this happens you plan on destroying the planet and succeed. Now everyone is dead because everyone was nice enough not to stop you.

    I wish something about a fish.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by Mr. Tart on Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:35 am

    A giant fish appears out of nowhere and eats you!

    I wish...


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by The Letter X on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:42 am

    Granted, but you will never realize it was granted.

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:46 am

    I...I cannot grant that... silly


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

    Post by WandererReece on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:47 am

    ^ Granted. Every thread is now copied at least 10 times.

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