I wish that I didn't have to take a mid-term on Friday.
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Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°101
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Granted, but like most ducks, it can be violent, and bites off a neighbor's finger. Said neighbor calls animal control and has the duck put down.
I wish that I didn't have to take a mid-term on Friday.
I wish that I didn't have to take a mid-term on Friday.
GrinTwist- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°102
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Granted you no longer have to take the mid-term because you are kicked out of school because you were framed for smoking drugs on school grounds.
I wish fish were the topic of this forum thread.
I wish fish were the topic of this forum thread.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°103
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Granted, but since that's boring, the thread has died.
I wish that I could access the internet with my head.
I wish that I could access the internet with my head.
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- Post n°104
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Granted. The information is too much however, and eventually your head explodes.
I wish i was a duck.
I wish i was a duck.
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- Post n°105
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Granted, but you are shot and stuffed for an old man's mantle.
I wish that I could stay in bed all day.....because man oh man do i want to.
I wish that I could stay in bed all day.....because man oh man do i want to.
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- Post n°106
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Granted. You die in bed.
I wish there were more posts going on because i'm bored.
I wish there were more posts going on because i'm bored.
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- Post n°107
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Granted unfortunately all the posts are all by me and about fish. You leave the forums sad on the inside.
I wish the fish was the lie and not the cake.
I wish the fish was the lie and not the cake.
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- Post n°108
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GRanted, now you never trust anything becuz ure crazy and you eat tacos who tell you that fish lie about the cloud's lightning bolts striking a rat in the sewers who was eating another burrito
I wish I was funny
I wish I was funny
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- Post n°109
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Granted but everyone around you dies from their sides splitting. Eventually, no one is left to hear your jokes.
I wish my reports at work typed themselves
I wish my reports at work typed themselves
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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- Post n°110
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Granted, now they type about your personal life and all your bad deeds, about how you drowned a fish...lolwut?
I wish I had the Grant weapon.,..and that I COULD ACTUALLY USE IT WEEEEHEEHEHHEHEEHEEHEHEHeheheheheheheheheheeee
I wish I had the Grant weapon.,..and that I COULD ACTUALLY USE IT WEEEEHEEHEHHEHEEHEEHEHEHeheheheheheheheheheeee
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°111
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Granted, however, you are now Paladin Leeroy and get killed frequently for you armor, shield and mace.
I wish that DkSII was out allready.
I wish that DkSII was out allready.
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- Post n°112
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GRanted, but then it is a stupid game and about half way through the game it just stops playing anything because its not completed.
I wish I was a pretty princess
I wish I was a pretty princess
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- Post n°113
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Granted. A man flirts with you to no end. When you show that you're not interested the man becomes furious, murdering and severing your head, hiding it in his basement as his altar.
I wish that my wish was corrupted.
I wish that my wish was corrupted.
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- Post n°114
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Granted, but it is corrupted in such a way that no possible interpretation of your wish could see this as a good end-result.
I wish that I could fly.
I wish that I could fly.
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- Post n°115
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Granted. You are shot down and end up dead... And eaten.
I wish i could just get the answer right on:
https://soulswiki.forumotion.com/t19246-guess-that-character-norse-myth-edition
and get it over with.
Also, morte, so far i seem to have killed you whenever i've corrupted your wishes. Dunno why, but i have.
I wish i could just get the answer right on:
https://soulswiki.forumotion.com/t19246-guess-that-character-norse-myth-edition
and get it over with.
Also, morte, so far i seem to have killed you whenever i've corrupted your wishes. Dunno why, but i have.
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- Post n°116
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granted..but it turns out no one cares
I wish that this was my 600th post...
I wish that this was my 600th post...
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- Post n°117
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Granted. It is your 600th post, but it doesn't really matter because everyone elses postcount is above 10000.
I wish i was a pineapple.
I wish i was a pineapple.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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- Post n°118
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Granted. I eat you
I wsh I was a modly bubblehuzzer
I wsh I was a modly bubblehuzzer
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- Post n°119
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BeeSeaEss wrote:Granted. I eat you
I wsh I was a modly bubblehuzzer
Granted, but in becoming one you lose the knowledge of what a modly bubblehuzzer is, and have an existential crisis while going insane because there are no others like you to provide answers.
I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.
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- Post n°120
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Granted. Your wish cannot be corrupted in any way, but your wish is to be known as nothing, and therefore, you are treated as if you are non-existant.
I wish I could never get sleep deprivation.
I wish I could never get sleep deprivation.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°121
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Granted. You now sleep forever.
I wish I could eat as much as I like and never gain weight in a negative fashion and would maintain a constant form of fitness.
I wish I could eat as much as I like and never gain weight in a negative fashion and would maintain a constant form of fitness.
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°122
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Granted.
But, you eat so much, you cause a heart disease upon yourself, and die painfully.
I wish Off-Topic was more popular.
But, you eat so much, you cause a heart disease upon yourself, and die painfully.
I wish Off-Topic was more popular.
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- Post n°123
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Granted, but now the main forums are dead and we devolve into 4-chan.
I wish that I won the lottery.
I wish that I won the lottery.
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°124
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Granted.
But, with all the money you have, you spend all of it unwisely, and die a homeless person, stripped of all personal pride and meaning.
I wish my beard would grow faster.
But, with all the money you have, you spend all of it unwisely, and die a homeless person, stripped of all personal pride and meaning.
I wish my beard would grow faster.
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- Post n°125
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Granted, but now it grows so fast that you can not shave it and you are crushed by the weight of your own facial hair.
I wish that I had a time travel machine with an anti-paradox device to prevent time-space damaging trips, but which could still be used.
I wish that I had a time travel machine with an anti-paradox device to prevent time-space damaging trips, but which could still be used.
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