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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:19 pm

    sure-magicians wrote:What qualifies as a beard?
    Dens, you being Dutch, would a vader Abraham beard be ok?
    Minus the hat ofcourse.

    I had to google 'soul patch' but that's not really a beard, more like shrubbery, no offense.
    Do ingrown hairs also count as beard?

    Sry for the 20 questions but I love talking beards...

    I'm sorry, but i must slap you. :evil:


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by User1 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:24 pm

    I didn't bother to google soul patch. I'll assume it is the new handlebars tache and leave it at that. happy
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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by densetsushun on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:28 pm

    sure-magicians wrote:What qualifies as a beard?
    Dens, you being Dutch, would a vader Abraham beard be ok?
    Minus the hat ofcourse.

    I had to google 'soul patch' but that's not really a beard, more like shrubbery, no offense.
    Do ingrown hairs also count as beard?

    Sry for the 20 questions but I love talking beards...
    That's an amazing beard, but may I suggest this one?

    Also relevant to the two of us:
    Zonder baard, geen koning.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by User1 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:30 pm

    Neat beard. I guess I'll upvote this as payment. It is only fitting for Bros in arms.
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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by sure-magicians on Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:58 pm

    The best thread just got even better lololololol

    Dens, that picture of our future king will give me nightmares for days to come, so TY for that!


    Mr. Tart wrote:I'm sorry, but i must slap you. :evil:

    I did say no offense, but you have to agree that a soul patch (what's in a name?!) is not a beard.

    Here's google's definition of a soul patch...


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by User1 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:02 pm

    I see now. I've seen some young people with 'beards' like that, probably purposefully styled. Tart, do your cats try to lick that off your face? Cats like to like shaving cream off my face, for some reason.
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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by sure-magicians on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:20 am

    I have edited my signature to show my devotion to the beard, sort of, can I join now?


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:28 am

    sure-magicians wrote:The best thread just got even better lololololol

    Dens, that picture of our future king will give me nightmares for days to come, so TY for that!


    Mr. Tart wrote:I'm sorry, but i must slap you. :evil:

    I did say no offense, but you have to agree that a soul patch (what's in a name?!) is not a beard.

    Here's google's definition of a soul patch...

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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:40 am

    Whoa, dude, how the hell did you manage to record me when i was watching you? I give up. Dang it! You're not suppose to spy on the guy spying on you!


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by densetsushun on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:17 am

    sure-magicians wrote:I have edited my signature to show my devotion to the beard, sort of, can I join now?
    You are already one of us, but thank you for reminding me to edit the first post with your name! Curse my forgetfulness, probably brought on to me by Gwyndolyn for my devotion to the Beard, for he cannot even grow peach fuzz.

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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:51 am

    It is with a heavy heart that I come bearing ill tidings to your covenant.

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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by densetsushun on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:00 am

    This news is sad, Gremking. He was a mighty beard warrior, and now he's just old.

    On a different note, would you like to form an alliance between our two covenants? Wherever we go we shall spread discord and facial hair.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by sure-magicians on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:05 am

    Ill tidings indeed...but he still looks good for his age, even without the beard.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:28 am

    As we speak, a Gremissary has been dispatched to discuss a possible alliance


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:36 am

    skarekrow13 wrote:It is with a heavy heart that I come bearing ill tidings to your covenant.

    R.I.P.

    That is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is but a legend. We know little of this man or whatever he may be. But a beard, he does adorn, and a beard he will always adorn. That. Is not. Chuck Norris.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:38 am

    skarekrow13 wrote: As we speak, a Gremissary has been dispatched to discuss a possible alliance


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    This pleases me greatly. In dark times, man and beast needs beard, and beard needs man and beast. I hope to see you on the battlefield. Most preferably as an ally. Bow


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by GrinTwist on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:41 am

    I just realized I wasn't a member for your covenant and I love joining these covenants so I would be honored to join.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by densetsushun on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:43 am

    skarekrow13 wrote: As we speak, a Gremissary has been dispatched to discuss a possible alliance


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    This is great news for our brotherhoods. Let us rejoice by scratching our chins in unison.

    GrinTwist wrote:I just realized I wasn't a member for your covenant and I love joining these covenants so I would be honored to join.

    Only show your devotion to the Beard in your signature, and we will anoint you as a brother.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:44 am

    Sadly i do not have the authority to edit the first post. I can however say, that you are now an Apostle of the Stache. Welcome to the covenant, dear beardbrother. I look forward to discuss the almighty beard with you in the near future. May the beard guide you for as long as you can still praise its glory.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:47 am

    One thing i thought of now. As beardbrothers, i feel that speaking of shaving inside of this topic should not be allowed. It's heresy. This has got to be one of the 3 pillars for our newfound religion.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by densetsushun on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:49 am

    This is an excellent point you bring up, but I do not feel we should be strict about this topic. It will be heavily frowned upon, but one must not disgrace his Beardliness by keeping an unkempt beard. A groomed beard is a good beard, as I always say.

    I literally just made that one up


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:51 am

    Oh but of course. I never said one mustn't shave. As sinful as it may be, we're but mere men bound to walk the earth and SHAVE! We can't stop it. It must happen. I was simply proposing the rule of respecting beard by not speaking of it here, in our sacred haven.


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    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:52 am

    I also feel that lore is in order. Perhaps discussing and reading the sacred scrolls of beardliness, we can find out more of our religion, and its past as well as our very own ancestors, the Beardians.


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    Re: Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:55 am

    On a completed unrelated note to a Gremissary being sent for discussion....


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