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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by TheDarkPygmy on Tue May 14, 2013 11:14 am

    You know you play too much when you go to take the SAT and try to cast power within.
    Also you have played too much when you jump off of something and try to roll to avoid being staggered... ouch.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Tanklord on Tue May 14, 2013 3:26 pm

    MosquitoPower wrote:

    You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.



    That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad sad

    When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by User1 on Tue May 14, 2013 3:30 pm

    Tanklord wrote:

    That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad sad

    When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

    This, is quality. +1 to you. big grin
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Tue May 14, 2013 3:32 pm

    You may have played Dark Souls too long when you develop a secret 7th sense that allows you to parry everyone
    No really this happened
    What's strange is
    That i parry bad in pvp
    but i parry good IRL
    dafaq
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Tanklord on Tue May 14, 2013 3:57 pm

    RenegadeCop wrote:
    Tanklord wrote:

    That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad sad

    When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

    This, is quality. +1 to you. big grin

    I'd say if you equip Suarez with a Wolf Ring and a full set of red-coloured Havel's with "Suarez 7" at the back he'd still go down like a stone (excuse the pun) and fat-roll around the ground pretending to be in agony if he got the slightest touch happy


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Ichikuro on Tue May 14, 2013 4:28 pm

    MistahrFox wrote:When you avoid any priest in fear they might WoG spam you.

    Made me lol pretty hard hahahaha

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Gollumseverywhere on Tue May 14, 2013 6:27 pm

    Wen u see a robot fall over and immediately start yelling TARKUS!
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue May 14, 2013 6:32 pm

    When you get butthurt that people complain about your excessive tendencies in the game

    When you throw insults around just because people don't agree with your opinion

    When you can't see you're taking Dark souls too seriously

    When you've played into quadruple figures

    When you justify using glitches because you don't have time to make builds- then play with that build for a significant amount of time in PvP


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Satoshi on Tue May 14, 2013 7:33 pm

    When you create real Sunlight Medals. (I have many of them.)

    When you try to roll behind somebody to hit them in the back.

    When you put on a ring and try to ninja flip.

    When you stab yourself to activate your RTSR.

    When you try to parry a bullet.

    You walk outside and pull out a Red Soapstone and make a mark in front of your friends house.

    When you try to exchange fists, thinking you will have more poise.

    When you sprint, you see a green bar deplete in the top left of your line of sight.

    When you try to roll away from somebody, noticing that you mid-roll with a jacket.



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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Wed May 15, 2013 4:39 am

    Tanklord wrote:When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"
    Liverpool fans automatically blame lag and the phantom range of some slide tackles.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Werdax on Wed May 15, 2013 6:50 am

    When you pick up a certain item and ask your brother "What do you think the stats requirement for this thing is?"
    He will then shake his head and say "You really need to stop playing Dark Souls".
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Odinbear on Wed May 15, 2013 9:12 am

    ... You sign your Facebook page status update with the word, " umbasa".


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Hue on Wed May 15, 2013 9:20 am

    ResIsBestStat wrote:You may have played Dark Souls too long when you develop a secret 7th sense that allows you to parry everyone
    No really this happened
    What's strange is
    That i parry bad in pvp
    but i parry good IRL
    dafaq

    What is your 6th sense?


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by TheDarkPygmy on Thu May 16, 2013 11:44 am

    You know you've played too much when someone say "Do you even kindle?"
    or if you feel the need to carry SunnyD with you everywhere.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Ichikuro on Thu May 16, 2013 12:19 pm

    When you are all paranoid when sleeping because you are in your human form and can be invaded while afk.
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by TheDarkPygmy on Thu May 16, 2013 4:42 pm

    Ichikuro wrote:When you are all paranoid when sleeping because you are in your human form and can be invaded while afk.

    +1 that made me giggle lol


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Latitoast on Thu May 16, 2013 6:26 pm

    When you're terrified of Mosquitoes in real life because of Blighttown


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Hue on Thu May 16, 2013 6:48 pm

    When you have the inevitable reflex of rolling after you jump.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Latitoast on Thu May 16, 2013 7:03 pm

    When you Praise the Sun at school.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by OmarTheFuzzy on Thu May 16, 2013 10:22 pm

    when a waiter asks you if he can bring you anything and you think, "give me . . . warm! give me . . . soft!"

    when you drop a dung pie into a bird's nest and then go look for a cliff to jump off.

    when your cat starts hissing at you every time you circle behind him and try to grab his tail.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by reim0027 on Thu May 16, 2013 11:36 pm

    When you see a ninja using a katana and wonder if that is actually an Iaito (or a Chaos Blade).


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by GrinTwist on Thu May 16, 2013 11:38 pm

    I know this is more Demon Souls related but...

    When you think the only way you can use kunai is by throwing it.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu May 16, 2013 11:40 pm

    When you try to teach your three year old the phrase "Praise the Sun"


    And the gesture too of course.



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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by GaryBlevins on Fri May 17, 2013 2:09 am

    You can describe in detail the shortest route from firelink to the bottom of the catacombs, but still get lost in your local shopping mall.
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